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NaijaMemes:
How do you know where she lives? Did you go to her house to simp? Do you wash panties?

imagine this disjointed moecha pudita, how do I know where she lives? Your loser of a father, is the bastard who went to the brothel your wasted mother offer herself to the down trodden of the society for the meagre sum of N500, this is why an impoverished fool like you believe spending 4000 naira in cinema house is a big achievement.

Lets say 12k times 3. That is 36k a month. Swear on your mistress's unwashed panties and your simp life that you can spend 36k a month on your hobby without developing high blood pressure.

let's say what? and who is saying what exactly to a poverty beaten, mentally deficient whelp like you? You're calculating money your loser of a father never had, talkless of his dickless son, whose penis is the size of the stones inside his head.

When they were doing giveaways during the Corona virus era, we never saw you and your wasted comments anywhere offering 4000 naira to anybody. Now you're here mouthing off and sounding like your village drunkard, boasting about what your father can't afford, what a lousy liar and a good for nothing twerp you are.

Keep in mind that the average salary for a good job is 150k. 36k is a significant chunk of that.

average salary? Are you using an anonymous person? you should use your useless self who can't earn a decent living, aside making a mockery of your already bitter and battered parents.

Yes now. Company data is not for downloading movies and series. Are you guilty of that too?

the more this low budget purus idiota types, the more he shows he knows nothing. Like which company will give their employees unrestricted access to data? This fool doesn't know most companies usually block such things so their workers won't be distracted. Just see how you're showing everyone you're the jobless mofo without any semblance of common sense I said you are.

What? Have Google and 50mb airtel data improved your knowledge? I can't remember a sensible contribution that you have made on this thread. See what happens when you simp for too long?

how can you remember any sense comment I made when you're an idiot who spends his time writing useless reviews that shows he's an idiot.

Insulting parents is a sign of lack of home training. Even trolls in my day knew not to go after parents. You have no class.

you have home training and you're busy being a nuisance here? Perish the thought. I've seen just how well trained your strumpet of a mother trained you, logicbitch.

What I do for a living is none of your business. All you need to know is that I am comfortable.

you're a poor bastard, everyone knows this. The only place you feel comfortable is inside your stone filled head, you penniless weasel.

Again with the insulting of parents. Do you not have any single ounce of common sense or home training?

What has frustrated you so much to fall down to this level? Your mistress is still keeping you in the house-boy zone? She treats you like a pig?

Please, you need therapy.

the one who needs therapy is you, we've seen just how much you crave attention to the point you're willing to sound stupid and clone people's monikers.

Then again, who would want to examine a Notorious P.I.G like you, logicbitch? Everything about you reek of low budget, you're a disgrace to your parents and your village people, it's the very reason they cursed you with stupidity, You're too much of an slowpoke to even know nobody wants to be friends with you, Me comfortable with head full of stones.

NaijaMemes:
Thanks for the insults.

I said 4,000 Naira because your mistress lives in the ghetto part of lagos. Movie is 6k with popcorn actually at Genesis cinemas.

Of course 6k is not much. But spending it consistently, 3 times a month shows some stability of income. That is even assuming that I don't go with my partner making it 12k sometimes.

octopusssy lives in one of the choice part of Lagos, logicbitch. You and I both know you cant pay 700k per year for a 2 bedroom ensuite apartment as rent. Yet, here you are boasting about being able to afford 12k and going further to beat your hairless chest your meagre income is sustainable. Aren't the joke of the century? You're telling everyone who cares to read your putrid nonsense you're the broke ass loser I said you are.

That amount is more than your mistress (whom you simp for) can spend on data. I read how she steals data from her employing company's WiFi.

how can one steal data from the company they work? This is how you keep embarrassing yourself, you deluded scallywag. I know you're a jobless mofo and with every post you make, you keep showing just how jobless and clueless you are, this is why you don't know most company provide internet for their employees to use while working.

Writing good reviews shows that I have a good education. I also infuse American and British politics into my discussions about movies. This should tell you about my travel experience.

writing good reviews that doesn't add a penny to your penniless pocket, and your talking about infusing American and British bla bla bla, this is something your free Airtel 50mb can give you, you dickless dweeb. The only place a low budget loser travels to is the keyhole in your parents bedroom door, fool.

If I ask what you do for a living, I know your answer will be as stale as the meal your LovePeddler of a mother cooked for you, while regretting birthing a no good piece of shit like you as a son.

You see, you and your madam cannot buy class. You cannot understand why I laugh at your simping and her hypocrisy. You guys are just too inferior.

class? A dickless and spineless loser like you is talking about class. What will one not read from this loud mouthed decayed piece of human trash.

The class you claim to have is something you can't even afford, even in your lame as dream, where you still dream and see yourself as a loser.

You want to know who the simp is between you and I? Take a mirror and stare right into it, I know the person you see, will make you kill your parents for not using protection, when they fvcked themselves to oblivion after having a drunken frenzy, and birth you.

NaijaMemes:
Thank you. I'm enjoying your weak insults.

You say that I'm poor but I am usually the first to review movies that are recently released in the cinema. HOWEVER, THE LOCAL WOMAN THAT YOU ARE SIMPING FOR CANNOT EVEN AFFORD 4,000 NAIRA TO WATCH A MOVIE AT THE CINEMA.

I see that you never had a real man to be a role model in your life. Hustle and make a name for yourself so that you wouldn't be jealous of those who tour Europe on a yearly basis.


By the way, have you seen fast and furious 10 (fast x)? It's a nice movie. It's all about family which you clearly didn't have and that is why you simp for attention.

Have a nice day.

so being able to afford 4 thousand naira makes you rich? What will one not read from the mind of this juvenile wimp who has stones inside his brain.

You're telling me to go hustle, when you've been exposed and shamed many times for lying restlessly, and it's standard fact, you still live with your parents, and you don't even contribute to the upkeep of their house, what a useless fellow you've turned out to be.

Logicbitch, why do you like lying this much? How severe was the blow life dealt you to make you lie profusely?

I know you know lying anyhow doesn't add a Kobo to your pocket, neither does writing those useless reviews of yours, yet you persist and continue to give your parents heartache and continue to shame yourself all in the bid to inflate your already deflated ego.

You're a shame to your parents and your entire lineage. Online rich man with the brain of a weasel.

NaijaMemes:
I feel your pain bro. You cant change the bitter truth about your simping.

Your insults cannot change fact.

If you like, keep throwing all manner of false accusations towards me.

Real men don't simp.

look whose talking about a real man? An online idiot like you is talking about real man. Lmfao.

Isn't it the same you who made a complete on utter fool of himself to the point Seun actually heaved a sigh of relief when you said you'd leave Nairaland.

Isn't it you who lied you travel around Europe only for you to be disgraced and expose you live in the dirtiest part of Lagos.

Isn't it you who got depressed and created a female moniker GracieX just to woo yourself so you don't die of loneliness. Real men don't simp my ass. You're the greatest joke ever to comment on this thread, you discombobulated buffoon.

You're talking about false accusations, are you not GraxieX and Joicereloaded? Are you not logicboy? You're nothing but a Notorious P.I.G, you good for nothing fellow.

NaijaMemes:
But bro, why the anger and insults? Why are you so angry at the truth?

Octop ussy had an argument with someone that had nothing to do with you. You then ran to defend her (despite her being in the wrong).

Guy, don't deceive yourself. If simping was a road, you would be an expressway or superhighway.

which truth, you deluded son of a dead thief.

Octo dropped a diss, I appreciated it, so did another moniker, but you deluded son's of bitches didn't see that, instead, you went about having a frenzy like a 500 hundred naira brothel hoe who got angry because she didn't get customer.

If simping was a road, nope, if idiocy and stupidity were a person, you'll be their elder brother, you demented wastrel.

Isn't it you in your drunken state of jealousy, who went to clone the moniker of koicereloaded, just to troll him because he drops reviews your illiterate self never could. Bitch nigga. Nigga go Fvck a pig.

pu7pl3:
Stale rebuttal

Was hot stuff 12 years ago...

erm, I wasn't a Nairalander 12 years ago. 😁

Nilon:
have you fùcked her yet?

first ask your father when was the last time he fvcked your mother, I still won't answer your stupid question.

Gangster1ms:
I'm 40 and i live with my parents
My dad built a massive mansion with enough rooms, so why waste money living somewhere else if it's not outside the country?

Dude. You're still around. Good reading from you.

Kobojunkie:
Yes, I have.

cheers. 👍

Kobojunkie:
Your priorities have nothing to do with where you live. Or comprehension na issue.

have you figured out yours, it's a simple question and no need to be rude. 😁

Kobojunkie:
If I were, na your business?

just want to know if you're figured out your priorities, that's all. 😁

Kobojunkie:
A man who is living with his parents at that age need not concern himself with what ladies think but rather with how he can get his own place and house first.

There is nothing wrong with living with your parents at that age but it is utterly wrong if such a one has still not figured out his priorities at that point in life.

Are you still living with your parents?

Octopusssy:
The imbecîle who is the butt of jokes on this thread wan use him mama shine. Putrid boil on the ass of humanity.

I don free am make e no develop brain aneurysm

It's indeed a shame. They see a guy flirting with a female on Nairaland and voila! They label him a simp. Then again, who takes the thoughts of juveniles serious these days, when drugs and alcohol is during a very dirty job in making them total idiots.

Octopusssy:
It will be a very cold day in hell the day I 'steal' anybody's review and "parade it as mine" but since you are so glaringly unintelligent that you did not understand the first post I made in response to your so called 'exposure' , I will leave you to wallow in your self delusion that I am 'pained' or whatever. I refuse to bear the brunt of your single digit IQ.

You syphilitic, idiotic weasels come online to run your filthy mouths off at your betters because cheap internet data has given you a platform to disturb everyone with your crassness. Offline AH CB will demolish you and send you back in pieces to whatever hovel you were raised, but of course, on Nairaland nattering nitwits like you have learned and abused words like 'simp' so you no longer know your place.

To the left, motherfucker. I've got no more stones to waste on a rabid, intellectually retàrded barking dog.

Goddamn I love it when you talk dirty, turns me on. 😁😁😁

Octopusssy:
Don't be a disrespectful asshole, kid. You can't say this bullshit in his face offline. You don't know our history so before commenting crap, make sure your fingers are typing at tandem pace with your brain, and not faster.

the most annoying thing with these weasels who still live off their parents is the way they throw the word simp around.

If they're truly not the simp they paint others, atleast we would have seem a semblance of the alpha make attribute here in this forum, but no, the reverse is the case. All they do is shout simp simp all day as if shouting the word online will alleviate them of their offline wanking lives.

This set of decayed piece of devil worshipping are the most glorified set of losers, offline and online.

Baddestguyp:
and you also can't say this nonsense to my face...

You and that your simping bîtch need to grow some sense...
Maybe you're so used to having his face up your àss that's why you expect everyone to do the same

Why are you so pained cos you were caught stealing someone's review and parading it as yours?

If you weren't so dûmb, this whole charade would never have happened in the first place.
Now get lost

first off, your father is the bitch ass self-servicer, who should have wanked you inside his latrine, atleast he would have done us a very big favor, instead of having to read your stupid opinion Everytime, that is as dirty as that stinking hole full of unwashed shit you call anus.

Octopusssy:
But we are at the top of the food chain in our dimension and it will be conceited of us to believe we are the only ones out there. Besides the universe is largely undiscovered, you know that?

Yeah I know the universe is yet to be discovered, still, I like things the way they are. 😁

GloriousGbola:
5000 years ago people would have said this is impossible. People separated by thousands and millions of miles discussing on things in their hands.

Exactly. People who lived during the time of Jesus, would think you mad if you tell them a motorcycle can run faster than a horse. Neither will they believe you if you tell them man can travel at the speed of sound.

So, like I always tell people. It is just a matter if time. Probably not during our lifetime, but it's just a matter of time.

Baddestguyp:
I might listen to you when you remove your face from her àss

when have you ever listened to anybody, you glorified weasel.

Baddestguyp:
you're simping so much that it looks pathetic...

Calm down

and this is coming from you, who have one of stupidest opinion here.

naptu2:
See previous threads: Meet The Police CSP That Works As A Serial Assassin (2020 thread).

Exposed: Meet Anambra State Killer Cop And Organ Harvester, Patrick Agbazue

Prince Muyiwa Adejobi is the spokesman of the Nigerian Police Force.


Prince Olumuyiwa Adejobi @Princemoye1



https://twitter.com/Princemoye1/status/1626638100842573824

We haven't heard the outcome of this incident. It's a if everyone have moved on.

Noice.

Octopusssy:
I have already made my point about the analysis in my response to Baddestguyp and I am not going to explain myself further to anybody. I will keep posting from that channel on this thread, word for word if possible. Believe what what you want; it ain't no skin off my nose.

But you? A pig you are, and a pig you will always be, basking in the slime and mud that is your home. Nothing will ever change that even in the very unlikely chance you decide to leave Nairaland for good. 'Old man' Naptu2 will keep serving you your medicine in the meantime.

You can now fück off forever to the dustbin

Oui. When I told you to defecate and rub it on his face, I didn't mean for you to do it literally. 😁😁😁

Octopusssy:
Creation is a lot deeper than we can imagine. The evidence we seek may not exactly be what we are expecting o.

Hmmm. But the existence of other lifeforms other than us negates a whole lot of our beliefs.

True, the univers is way too big for us to be the only ones in it, then again, what if we are the only ones?, what if we aren't the only ones?, so far, have other planets that can support life discovered?

I honestly don't want to think of other life forms aside us, especially if it makes us not be on top the food chain.

Octopusssy:
Oh yes, you best believe it. We aren't the only ones out there, love.

Hmmm. I'm usually not sure of what to say, since there isn't any viable evidence that suggest there's life out there and I don't even think astrologers have discovered any planet that can support life.

MetroLane:
Vawulence chapter 213 vs 99 ( Queen James version )

If vawulence be for me,
who can be against me,
For without vawulence,
Comrade is nothing.
I beseech thee, My beloved comrade,
in all your doings, let vawulence be your watchword.

I'm telling you. The vawulence was scorching like the surface of the Sun.

It's as if octopusssy defecated in her hand and used it to rub naijamemes face and tell him: here, smell my shit, since you're never able to smell your own shit. 😅🤣😂😁

Octopusssy:
65-

Adam Driver running around with sophisticated and futuristic ammo during the Cretaceous period, when mankind did not even exist had me thinking about alien civilisations and the very strong possibility that mankind in this universe is not the mist intelligent species. Thing is these aliens are not supposed to be humanoid like Adam's character. There are other life forms even more intelligent than man in other parts of creation, that I am sure of.

A very ambitious movie. Very little dialogue, which is fine by me. The story is moved forward by flashbacks and action, ironically.

Nice and ambitious movie.

do you really believe this?

Isn't this money laundering. Someone carrying 11 million dollars cash is strolling around without so much as a thought despite the insecurity challenge in the country.

Lmao.