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A boy was very lonely and decided to go and play with his dad,on reaching the dads bedroom he saw him putting o a condom and asked him "dad why are u putting this thing on" and the dad answered confused "i want to kill a rat" and the boy said "dad how will u kill him,you going to Bleep him till death, "

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A prayer warrior was in the jungle fasting and praying. Suddenly, he sighted a lion charging towards him. He quickly closed his eyes and prayed, ``Father lord, let this lion become born again. When he opened his eyes, the lion in a kneeling position asked him ``are you through in your prayer;Answering yes, the lion said its own prayer,: ``bless this food, oh lord for Christ sake. AMEN,

In church after church service the pastor called all members of the commitee to disscus an improtant thing with the them,pastor"this church need a lot of things'but there is only one important thing that we need right now that is the chandelier,because, "
   Before he coulk finish a talkative and a boastful member of the commitee stood up and cut the pastor short."pastor we dontneed that that is totally unnecessary,who is going to play that, all we need now are lightnings.'.

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. Cheerfully, he asked his son who the girl was, and the young man told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood. With a sad face the old man said to his son, "I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother." The young man again brought three more names to his old man, but ended up more frustrated cause the response was still the same. So he decided to go to his mother. "Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you." His mother smiling said to him,"Aagh! Don't worry my son; you can marry any of those girls. You're not their brothers,

really funny "she don see mugu"

yeah he is really obeying his dad funny,

yeah funny he is really a coward
ZULU why no say he is frm zamfara

maybe u name as yetimama has said planey or johnny
that would be better

where is he going

yeah it must be frm experience

hmmm, funny a little

yeah nice joke

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