An airplane flying has some problems. The pilot says the plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out. (Pilot) "We're still losing height, we must throw everything out that is in the cabin" Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descent. (Pilot) "Still going down - we must throw out some people" There's a big gasp from the passengers! (Pilot) "But to make this fair - passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves. (Pilot) "C, any Caribbean’s on board?" Still no one moves. Little black boy asks his dad.”Dad, what are we?" (Dad) Shhhhhhhh "Tonight so son, we are Zulus.

This has been posted once on the nairaland forum. It's still nice though!

yeah funny he is really a coward
ZULU why no say he is frm zamfara

may be he's not a nigerian