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Did you keep the rat gum outside To kill rodents outside your home?

How did you pass English in WAEC if you think 'I'm/I am' is same as 'am' ??

Am The Most Handsome Nairalander by
jaelz: 5:36pm

hello guys i think am the most handsome
nairalander, check out my pics below if you
feel otherwise feel free to challenge me
please.

https://static1.uk.businessinsider.com/image/54d3ceeedd08955a148b45f6-538/jordan-king.png
Abdulah at a military ceremony in
Jordan.

https://static2.uk.businessinsider.com/image/54d3ceeadd08955a148b45ed-538/jordan-king.png
According to the king's bio,
he enrolled in the UK's Royal
Military Academy at Sandhurst
in 1980 and went on to become
an elite Cobra attack helicopter
pilot

https://static4.uk.businessinsider.com/image/54d3ceebdd08955a148b45ef-538/jordan-king.png

Abdullah with military officials
during an exercise

https://static3.uk.businessinsider.com/image/54d3ceecdd08955a148b45f1-538/jordan-king.png

Abdullah observing a military
exercise in November 2013.

Dubbed the "warrior king,"
Jordan's 53-year-old leader has
clocked in 35 years of military
service.

https://static5.uk.businessinsider.com/image/54d3ceeddd08955a148b45f3-538/jordan-king.png

King Abdullah II during a military
training session in July

https://static4.uk.businessinsider.com/image/54d3ceebdd08955a148b45ee-538/jordan-king.png

Abdullah participating in a military
special operations training exercises
as Jump-Master.

http://uk.businessinsider.com/king-abduallh-of-jordan-is-a-total-badass-2015-2?r=US

Vaseline Joke

A prisoner escapes after 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for
money and food, and finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair and he ties the
wife to the bed, and gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up
and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain and do what he tells you,
no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably really dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thought you were cute. He asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom, so I told him where to find it. Be strong, darling. I love you, too."

Buhari as one of the 2 Africans named on the list of international fellows of the US ARMY WAR COLLEGE-class of 1980.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8mk_v3IUAEFGCG.jpg

http://twitter.com/toptennaija/status/561161049559539712/photo/1

....And Sammy Okposo shouldn't be flogged for causing commotion as a choir director and putting many choir-ladies in the family way




Ok. I rest my case

Probably one of Goldie's nice dresseS

What do you think?

What is the Five Digit Number?

What 5-digit number satisfies the
following requirements?

1. No zeroes

2. First two digits are the same

3. Fourth digit is twice the first

4. Last digit is twice the third

5. Sum of all digits is 18

I doff my hat for whoever gets this right...

AlfaSeltzer:
Yoruba sophistication: impose a sick man on us.
No wonder Sanusi called them the problem with Nigeria.

Tribalism

harrysterol:
[size=20pt]Cool Facts In history [/size]

2014 marked the 30th anniversary of the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

The word 'verb' is actually a noun

Vin Diesel's real name is Mark Sinclair Vincent

Akon is the #1 selling artist for ringtones in the world

Coca Cola kills insects

When the moon is directly above you, you weigh less

A woman will own an average of 111 handbags in her lifetime

Qn:
What religion was Jesus?

He was a Jew (Judaism)

Please Help solve the riddle

Now I'm wondering what there prayer point will be; Oh! Lord Bring customers to us today, prayeeeeer

Or Oh! Lord give us this day our daily bread and any house wife trying to disturb customers from coming today we cast and bind them.

You know BamBam Bigalow
And Doink the Clown

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/Doinktheclown.jpg


Btw, I heard Hulk hogan's wife divorced him to married their daughter's ex-boyfriend

Isn't that GEJ adopted daughter

Like she has elephantiasis ...sexy legs

joeyekembele:
BETTER WAY TO TAKE YOUR BATH AT HAMATTAN PRRIOD.

Step 1. Feel the temperature of the water with your finger.

Step 2. Drench the sponge with enough water and apply the soap, making sure there is enough leather.

Step 3. Scrub your body from the feet or hands, then all over the body without going under the shower or pouring water on your body directly. In this way, your body temperature would have being acclimatised with the inherent weather and ready to feel the cold water without much effect.

Step 4. Rinse your body with water as fast as possible.

Step 5. Dry your body with towel and exit the bathroom.

Step 6. Cream your body.

Schooled in Jos and I assure you it works. You would be glad I told you.

You schooled in France or Jos

Really?

May God bless His Church

I thought they said no preaching and hawking in BRTs

shoyemiayodeji:
I swear you can lie for africa.....you did this? You ate this,this morning?...#I DON DIE

I don't understand

Hit the like the button if u love this

Just being creative with my first yam meal of the year

SkinnyDude:
congratulation. you have won 1million naira.. inbox your account detail.

3062717592 FBN

The frame on the Wall

The tablet on the bed

The rug (the pattern on both are different)

The ladies hair

juianne95:
Better still,Rub n shine

You know rub and shine isn't good for fine gals like us so that some hidden part don't start to smell

Having your early morning bath may be difficult especially during the harmattan due to the extremely cold weather. But here are easy steps for to have your bath as illustrated in the image below

1. Check the temperature of the water from the shower to know what you're in for. Water temperature may be close to 0 degree Celsius

2. Oya double check with your leg so your hand doesn't deceive you

3. Now stick your head out and gently into the running shower just for 2 seconds. You know why? So your brain doesn't freeze out

4. Now apply soap, sponge and what not to your hair

5. Repeat step 3 again to wash/rinse your hair

6. Now try to wash the rest of the body all in 5 seconds. Then you're good to go.

Try it. Thank me later

~

tdayof:
How any cats can you see?

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Dear malachytochukwu,

Cool

Get prepared. Those NEPA guys are coming and they are gonn' be ruthless