Politics › Re: Alex Otti Dancing With Ladies (Photo) by Aikon: 8:55pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
efilefun: thats a wedding and if you look properly you will notice that's the bride and possibly bridesmaid that still doesnt change the moral |
Politics › Re: Alex Otti Dancing With Ladies (Photo) by Aikon: 7:10pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
I don't have a caption.
but the moral of the photo.: ladies only dine and wine with the winners and the winners alone. |
Romance › Re: She Hasn't Said Yes But She's Asking For Money by Aikon: 9:00pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
friend zone alert. Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!
her personal reason may be her boyfriend she is trying to help. |
Celebrities › Tiwa Savage Poses With Baby( screen shots) by Aikon(op): 5:55pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
she calls it 'spending time with my Angel '
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Politics › Re: Photos Of Another Gallant Soldier Killed By Boko Haram Insurgents In Maiduguri by Aikon: 7:29am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Nicepoker: let's be Realistic. In nigeria, We Can't use military tactics to counter terrorism. Soldiers will continue to be killed. a civilian tactic would be appropriate? |
Politics › Re: Photos Of Another Gallant Soldier Killed By Boko Haram Insurgents In Maiduguri by Aikon: 10:19pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
RIP gallant soldier
we shall overcome someday
deep in my heart
I do believe
we shall overcome
The labour of our 'galant heroes past' shall never be in vain
God bless the Nigerian military
God the federal republic of Nigeria |
Crime › Re: Man Electrocuted While Trying To Steal Electric Cable (Photo) by Aikon: 11:25am On Dec 28, 2015 |
he might have been a NEPA official |
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Stuns In New Photos As She Managed To Look Decent by Aikon: 11:21am On Dec 28, 2015 |
cossy looks so old. she also looks like dem oga madam who s e x workers dey deliver too |
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Goes Gangsta(photos) by Aikon: 8:46pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
She's scheming a come-back plan |
Nairaland General › Re: Conductor Cooking Under Petrol Tanker [photos] by Aikon: 11:10am On Dec 09, 2015 |
It surprises me when I see Nigerians display high-level survival skill even at the expense of their safety  |
Romance › Re: Ladies, When You Dress To Look Sexy.. How True Is This? (Pic) by Aikon: 6:03pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Cossy Ojiakor Shares Photo With Her Dog by Aikon: 6:32am On Dec 07, 2015 |
The caption should be 'Cossy shares cute photo with her partner'
#ItohanTheMovie |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi Visits Ooni Ogunwusi (Photo) by Aikon: 12:02pm On Dec 06, 2015 |
blazetitov: Who is the light and who is the dark? Me I don't know oOo All I know is that one comes from a prayer mountain and the other from 'igbo irunmole' |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi Visits Ooni Ogunwusi (Photo) by Aikon: 9:42am On Dec 06, 2015 |
Light and dark |
Jokes Etc › This Is What Okada Men In Lagos Will Look Like This Harmattan by Aikon(op): 9:01am On Dec 06, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Etcetera Comes For Asa, Says Her Collabos Are Getting Dumper By The Day by Aikon: 8:12am On Dec 06, 2015*. Modified: 8:41am On Dec 06, 2015 |
Et cetera happens to be a failed Nigerian Rock singer and has resorted into making criticism of his successful contemporaries to stay relevant.
Share my blessings- SuperC ft Asa is CLaSSic!!!
But just this once, I agree with him on the fact that there's is too much autotune on Korede's voice in the 'somebody great' collabo with Asa. Korede's lyrics all through the song is rubbish |
Sports › Re: Tyson Fury Defeats Wladimir Klitschko by Aikon: 2:18pm On Nov 29, 2015*. Modified: 6:21pm On Nov 30, 2015 |
Fury's brief bio and fight historyReal name Tyson Luke Fury Rated at Heavyweight Height 6 ft 9 in (2.06 m) Reach 85 in (216 cm) Born 12 August 1988 (age 27) Wythenshawe, Manchester, England Stance Orthodox Boxing recordTotal fights 25 Wins 25 Wins by KO 18 Losses 0 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyson_Furyallanphash7:
Shame on u samuel peter ooo See as the guy we disgracr u dey bleed Make this tyson come challenge me now Although he lost, he's a good fighter. See his stats: Real name Samuel Okon PeterNickname(s) The Nigerian Nightmare Rated at Heavyweight Height 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m) Reach 77 in (196 cm) Nationality Nigerian Born September 6, 1980 (age 35) Akwa Ibom, Nigeria Stance Orthodox Boxing recordTotal fights 40 Wins 35 Wins by KO 27 Losses 5 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Peter |
Health › Be Careful Of The Drugs You Take (photo) by Aikon(op): 1:40pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
I saw this on whatsapp. I thought I should share
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Lost Two Jobs I Needed Today. by Aikon: 9:05pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
Just one month after service
You don learn now abi. |
Family › What Can You Say About This Happy Family (image) by Aikon(op): 8:28pm On Nov 20, 2015 |
Image below
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Celebrities › Re: Julius Agwu Donates $35k To Alariwo For Surgery by Aikon: 6:38pm On Nov 20, 2015 |
Sacramento4real: Please remind me again the Nationality of the Doctor through which Stella Obasanjo lost her life. The Doc is probably spanish. He was referred to as AM although the trial which made him bag a year sentence. Stella's case is one that went wrong out of plenty succeSsful cases. |
Celebrities › Re: Julius Agwu Donates $35k To Alariwo For Surgery by Aikon: 2:03pm On Nov 20, 2015 |
commitcrime: Are there no hospitals in nigeria that handle his condition?
130k is quite high
God bless Julius though Can you place you life in the hands of a Nigerian doctor in a case such as this? |
Celebrities › Re: Singer Morachi Shares Some Racy Photos (viewers Discretion) by Aikon: 11:44am On Nov 19, 2015 |
First pic
Morachi: I gatta go
Babe: abeg stay, you never sample me wella
Second pic:
Babe: *thinking* I go shop nd suck ds sugar cane finish today
Third pic
Morachi: Omooo, it's 10am already. Dis babe done waka. Chai. *feeling dumped* |
Nairaland General › Cattle Refuse To Leave Companion Hit By Car by Aikon(op): 9:44pm On Nov 03, 2015 |
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Forum Games › Re: What Does A 75 Year Old Woman Have In Between Her Breast? by Aikon: 10:55pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
rexbuton: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
UPDATE
As the Op I was shocked this made front page. I feel I and several other individuals have far more brilliant FP worthy topics. I am sorry to all who felt offended , we don't have to look at every joke from a sexual angle. I'm sorry
Thanks Lalasticlala ishilove seun antispambot PS kindly move one of my threads to FP. Thanks Please, what's the answer? |
Celebrities › Re: Nigel Sog, Nigerian Model Bent On Dethroning Denrele Releases New Pictures by Aikon: 9:13am On Nov 01, 2015 |
I don't do gay, lesb, transgender,bisexual, sissy etc but I think denrele is better |
Celebrities › Re: Rapper With The Biggest Gbola That Made Justinbeibers Own Look Like Toothpick by Aikon: 9:09am On Nov 01, 2015 |
rawpadgin: not as big as mine Post a pic of it let's see |
Celebrities › Old Photo Of Snoop Dogg And Wife by Aikon(op): 8:08am On Nov 01, 2015 |
Snoop Dogg (real name: Cordozar Calvin Broadus Jr.), 37, married Shante Taylor Broadus, in June 1997; the two had been high school sweethearts. Seven years into the marriage, Snoop filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences, but the couple reconciled and renewed their wedding vows in January 2008. One of US long running couples Quite inspiring 
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Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Celebrates His 29th Birthday Today by Aikon: 8:55am On Oct 31, 2015 |
Wow really
Yvonne Nelson says 'Happy Birthday' |
Celebrities › Re: Wow! The Most Expensive Hairstyle (picture) by Aikon: 8:08pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
If lady Gaga had done this, it'd be fashionable
All the same this is backward |
Jokes Etc › Charge Phone, Charge Laptop, Now Charge...? by Aikon(op): 7:34am On Oct 25, 2015 |
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Sports › Re: Breaking News: Sunday Oliseh's Health Worsens by Aikon: 7:22am On Oct 23, 2015 |
His First match result, Enyeama retires, Enyeama comes back, Emenike retires, fears of failure and so on. All these can make his health worsen. |