Yorubas are now eating dog food.......

Solution..........

Buy half bag of pure water and drink 2 sachets every 30mins the toxins if any will be removed from your body through your urine or as you urinate..............

Don't forget take 2 sachets of pure water every 30 mins till you are done with the whole 10 sachets of pure water.....

Do this and rest easy........

The best things in life are free......

Deziwealth:

And those who wish me evil will taste it first, tomorrow trek to work, buy fuel for 650 gas for 1500... If you can't then suicide is there for you

Fire for fire, back to the sender.....

Goodlady:
The future is female. Na only women dey do Nigeria proud. If it's go go by stats, males on this site are useless!
Bunch of broke talakanier come and visit me at home futureless & hopeless boys. Ya mates are Dangote, Otedola and Elumelu. All.of una just broke for nairaland. Even the mods are earning N30K. Putin, APC, elupeee and PDP gay-tools too earn N30K. No rich man!
All poor like desert!

You don too find rich husband for nairaland you no see........take heart....

Richtaiwo:
Why did gringory obi bend to greet in this picture? I thought is slaves that greet their masters in this manner.

The ones that prostrate flat on the ground rolling in the dirt are the worst slaves............

Enugurangers:
He donated in Sokoto yesterday or on Friday. GEJ did more than this and they still did not vote for him. Hausa/Fulani would still vote for an Atiku or Tinubu. GEJ won with the backing of the SW in 2011. But fell out of favour with them by 2015 and lost.

It's the SW that can swing votes. He is currently bleeding the few Obidient supporters he even has in the SW. This man has bad political advisers.

Which South West, even the South Westerners are looking for northern votes.....

MasterJayJay:
The idiots won't come and say that army should burn down villages in that location

They can't even post " The Audacity ".....

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
As the spirit leads...

I could assume any position depending on the terrain, my speed, environment and traffic flow.

In a typical December traffic where an inch of space is precious, I retract my side mirrors and assume the last position while sitting bolt upright.

The topmost right hand side position is far too awkward.
I would never descend that low, on my sworn honour.

This your write up, is like a woman talking about the different positions she could assume while retracting her legs (side mirrors) or not.......

I have always said a woman is her pant.......and funny enough the shape of the womb is a pant shape.......

So I am 100% correct.......it even looks like a thong.............

Jeans601:
We don't brag.

God bless yoruba land.

Seyi makinde have touched everywhere in oyo state.

I was pleased with what i saw in my home town ogbomoso and even oke ogun for the first time are feeling govt impact.

Kudos.

Good one.........

Iamicekid:
This isn’t hookup story judging from the picture, the dude has a bicycle so it’s not possible they are having a hookup issue, either the guy mistakenly bashed the girl with him bicycle and her phone or something fell and got spoilt that’s the story here

Something really got spoilt after the bashing..................

Watinhapen:
Married women in Nigeria and having extra marital affair outside is becoming a pandemic

This is the trend now 99% of all married women are cheating..........

When married women are gossiping amongst themselves or with single girls all they talk about is sex, so when they hear new sex styles from their fellow women like doggy or wheelbarrow and they have not done it before and are possibly only getting missionary from their spouse the curiosity in them awakens, and we all know curiosity kills the cat.....they will surely go out and experiment with other men........

Some had wild sexual experiences before they got married and since their spouse can't give it to them, they go outside........

No excuse for this behavior from married women but since they see all their colleagues doing it and toasting younger men they join the bandwagon.........

Gone are the days men cheat most, it is the married women that is at the top of the food chain............

It is a disturbing trend married women have now stolen the horniest women award from pregnant women....

He is probably the only son.......hence the need to marry early and start making babies....

Mozegee:
. Such an irritating soul. You are so disgusting. May be you will die before him because you are not guarantee of any security as u are going to your day to day activities. Your hatred is beyond measure and i am on u

Keep quiet...............

A lot of igbos were killed all in the name of saboteur..........

Graduates and undergraduates, principals and even market women and men trying to eke out a living were massacred in their own land unu ne gbu nwanne anyi ka okuko..........

Many young and old lives wasted, traditional rulers killed like fowls during meetings........whole family trees completely obliterated from ala Igbo.........

South East was peaceful until he decided to kill his own people to free them you can imagine............

There is a UN charter that states that any group that has fought a civil war after 50 years can secede from a country..........of course with referendum........there are sweet intellectual ways of doing things.....we as igbos would have moved from Nigerian Court to ECOWAS Court to AU Court and finally the UN for the Biafra we seek and it would have been assured........

When the Yorubas was insulting us after the elections to go home, 80% of big wealthy igbo men were willing but when they looked back at the level of insecurity bedevilling the east they will of course choose to keep their lives, cause when there is life there is hope....... ;DD

All igbos who had their loved ones murdered in cold blood under the guise of saboteur and sit at home order that snowballed into the free for all killings, kidnappings, sacking of multiple communities by umuoma, massacre of burial guests, wedding guests, desecration of ala Igbo in general will not wish NK well and will surely wish him what he did to their brothers and sisters by his actions and inactions.........

NK forming of ESN was for a good reason to ward off Fulani herdsmen that were having a filled day in Benue and the North, and to prevent the RUGA-nisation of the South east (Ayo fayose did well too in protecting Ekiti state) which have been achieved till date..........

Where he got it all wrong was the saboteur issue and unwanton killings of fellow igbos and where the South East governors bleeped up big time was the formation of EBUBEAGU instead of adoption of ESN.......this led to serious clashes and use of unscrupulous elements for political gains and corrosive insecurity in ala Igbo.........

As an Igbo man killing your fellow Igbo man will not bring you BIAFRA because BIAFRA is in our hearts, it is an idea........your fellow Igbo man that you are killing could be the great rocket scientist we need to take us to the moon..............

You don't kill your own to set them free, who will enjoy the freedom with you when you are finally free Their corpses ...

The South East is well educated let us apply our educational might to our struggle not our fists.........

PointZerom:
It's the best place to knack, the breeze will energize your gbola like tommorow no dey.

Bushman............

superCleanworks:
very CHEAP SKIT but I support the girl.

why give her iPhone 13 when there is iPhone 15?

If you wan be SIMP, better do it in full.

You for save the remaining balance give am make him buy am in fool.......

PoliticalChinex:


Where u go see virgin to marry

Dem plenty na Yahoo boys dey run away from dem..........

DeepSight:


When you marry the virgin will you have knacked her first.

Once you do that, she is not a virgin.

Second point. Most virgins are young kids. Do you want to marry a nine year old like Prophet Muhammad did, or do you want your wife to proclaim that the Holy Spirit got her pregnant like Mary (allegedly Mother of God) did, in order to avoid being stoned to death?

You better marry a mature and experienced woman.

Experienced woman kill you dia.........

blowjohn:
But a typical Nigerian business man will carry profits of the early months and years to go and build houses instead of concentrating on expanding the business.

He wants to build house to impress people and buy luxury cars.

When the economy is harsh, he brings up the excuse of price of diesel and increases prices of his goods and services....

You think what dhl was charging for her services in 2001 is the same as what they charge today in 2024 ??........

Is the price of diesel in 2015 the same as the price of diesel today ??........

Why don't you start your own business and sell your products at 1989 prices.......lol........within a day you will pack up.........

Leave business for businessmen, those who knows the nitty gritty of staying in business and being a going concern.......

inoki247:
Lol which one be Bitter....



Every giving out has a motive wether direct or indirectly....


You know wether na Loan he use buy dem the Transformer hoping when he enter e go use him salary as show no dey now he go sha pay BK loan.

Let the winner replace the transformer oooooo........

Since they prefer a non performer.....

paramakina202:


President Putin is the greatest leader of 21st century the Russians are lucky to have him.
Putin is better than 32 presidents of all nato member nations put together.

True talk.........

Putin keeping America at bay.......

They don't want to pay for Russian gas, they want to encroach into Russia and get it free.......Americans are thieves.......always will be..... that is how they go about destroying countries and stealing their natural resources......

God1000:
But delta youths really had the audacity to massacre soldiers on peace mission.

This is why people should not tolerate and support criminals in their domain, they will later turn to monsters and bring unimaginable disaster to all and sundry, No development will come to such place as well


Rest in peace to our gallant soldiers and officers.

They were killed in error, it is a case of mistaken identity........

The people of that locality where soldiers were killed were attacked by ijaws and suffered casualties, mind you when the ijaws carried out the dastardly act they wore army uniforms........

So within same week on sighting men in uniform again they believed it were the same ijaws again and retaliated, killing all of them not knowing that they are real soldiers........

These days it is hard to differentiate a real from a fake soldier because both abound everywhere especially in the North.......it is on these that defense headquarters should post "the Audacity".........and not on unarmed innocent civilians..........

Though the Nigerian Army right now are paper tigers and have failed on many fronts......RIP to the galant soldiers..............

Nigerian is not worth dying for.......if you don't believe me or you think you love Nigeria the most run quickly to sambisa forest and fight for Nigeria against Boko Haram.......

kingthreat:
Innocent lives are going to pay the price for the crimes of those mad men.
There's no where you kill soldiers and the government turns the other cheek. Pray they don't go scorched earth like in Odi.

But they are killed anyhow like rats in the North with their bodies burnt beyond recognition and the Nigerian Army never retaliates.......

It is only in the South that they will flex muscle...why ??.........

If they can for the very first time retaliate the brutal killings of their own in the North it will enter Guinness World Records as the first retalia-thon.........

If the Nigerian Army were well trained and technologically equipped they should have fished out only the culprits and leave innocents alone........i forgot in this zoo life has no value........and we only have Rambos in our military, not Putins........

Tell that to dangote........

Domaining101:
Who knows, this one might be the next to die in helicopter crash like that Wigwe and his wife and son 😂 After all the enjoyment, traveling all over the world, flying jets and helicopter up and down, eating chicken and turkey, drinking juice, shebi e don end? I Heard it was even cardboard they use in bringing their smelling dead bodies back from Ablord 😂 When the fools where alive, you'll never see them doing anything for poor people, there own na to dey send their children go abroad go school, MIT, Cambridge, Oxford, as if na their kind dey go all those kind schools with their empty brain, while our own for here wey sabi book pass them 1000 times dey on strike, let them go and die abeg. How i wish they did open coffin the way they did for tb Joshua, i would have loved to see how their burnt and disfigured bodies would look like, make i laugh small and see weda all the enjoyment and millions go still dey show for their dead body😂 rubbish

How i wish God can take elumelu and that his three daughters next, i go too happy like mad

Let the poor do something for themselves........

Let the poor help themselves......

This is now the trend, poor people wishing rich people dead.......

How many poor people did he employ in his bank ??.........so you think UBA bank don't have people that were poor that are better off now.......

The poor don't deserve to be helped again, just imagine happie boys........and many others.....ingrates............

She wants the best for you.......

HugoBoss10:
So normal export of goods from Nigeria has suddenly becomes illegal
There's nothing we can't hear in this emilokan government

I tire ooooo, this is the real diversification of the economy we are looking for, and the northerners are doing it free for government.......

This is pure export of goods that will generate revenue for the government....highest the customs will tax them .........

You are confiscating agricultural products most of which are perishables......

Now I believe that all APC members never wrote common entrance.....and all have shit for brains........backward thinking beings.......always celebrating mediocrity........ ..

poiZon:
All these Igbos...they wan just destroy everywhere..

They are all yoruba demons......read again........

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram If u like talk from now till 2morrow.

E go enter the right EAR then comort from the left EAR..


Dis advise is not even for the Genziz that we all know.


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Lily Dior.......

Solution......

Buy milk and start giving him morning and night......after one month he will be as fat as Cuban chief priest son.......

chidiokay:




I can see its funny to you, IGBOs have never joined Yorubas to protest since creation don't know why you feel Yorubas will be pained over a non-existing cooperation. na u sabi

Nigerians are suffering and yet again we see the IGBOs dancing and rejoicing over mere "BOYCOTT" but when 2027 comes they jump out and suddenly expect sames Nigerians they are mocking to VOte there candidate

Like i said before, IGBOS have no history of protest for National course, however we respect there choice to Boycott all protest Just as they must respect Nigerians choice when they are Marginalized
you can't reap where you no sow ...

Tinubu till year 5000...........

chidiokay:



in one word "sacrifice"... let see igbos make one sacrifice for a national course

Sacrifice kill you there.......

So because we do not want to join your uselesss protests you are talking rubbish........

Go and tell tinubu your president, a Yoruba man to make the sacrifices........

The fact that igbos are not joining the protests really pained the yorubas, because we have seen through their deceit.......

Ordinary protests wey igbos no join, see as yorubas dey cry........

AndrewTate:
Chris brown once said… “When a rich nigga wants you…and your nigga can't do nothing for you…ohhh…” I've forgotten the other part 😂

These hoes ain't loyal.......