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Couple of the day

awo omo science student

I was shocked today when I heard my neighbour telling her son the difference between Email and Gmail.
She said Email is when you use Electricity to send mail while Gmail is when you use Generator to send mail!

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Abeg judge this case

A wife suspected d husband of having sex wit their maid, then she set a trap for d husband by sending d maid 2 d village for d weekend without telling d husband. At night, the husband told his usual story"darling i want to go n watch wrestling in d sitting room"he left. The wife silently went 2 d maid's room lying down on d bed naked without any light, he open d door and join her on d bed without wasting time n without a word, he had sex with her. After d fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught u, so this is how u use to have sex with her, u will do two round n u wil tel me u are tired; fifth round now u are still demanding for more...The gate man replied"AM SORI MADAM I DIDNT KNW U WERE D ONE"EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!..She shouted, then d husband rushed in n caught them, if u are d man or woman, what wil u do?... Don't spoil d fun, spread it 2 ur frnds n get a funny answer...