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Politics / Re: PDP Wins All 3 Senate, 9 House Of Reps Seats In Osun by Akanoaaa(m): 10:40am On Feb 27, 2023
Frank688915:


see how both religions are mixed, osus religion format no fit work in sw

Why e no fit work? This is south west, we are Omoluabis before religion.
Politics / Re: Pictures From Osun West Senatorial District PDP Rally by Akanoaaa(m): 10:42pm On Feb 22, 2023
press9jatv:
Massive turnout of People of Osun West Senatorial district welcoming Governor Ademola Adeleke in the campaign ground. The cry of Democracy is in danger shall fill their mouth of APC on Sunday Saturday

May Atiku Abubakar, Akogun Lere Oyewumi, Hon Lanre Omoleye Oladebo, Foley Ogundare and Abiola Ibrahim Inaolaji succeed



Amen except Atiku. I'm also from Osun west.
Politics / Re: Abimbola Adelakun: Our Unserious Supreme Court by Akanoaaa(m): 3:47pm On Feb 18, 2023
MXrep:
Any institution handed over yorubas, they will just ruin it.


You're just a plain idi.ot.

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Politics / Re: How Accurate Are Peter Obi’s Claims At NESG Economic Dialogue? (Fact Check) by Akanoaaa(m): 4:24pm On Feb 16, 2023
If you like talk say all wetin him talk na lie, na him me and my family go vote for

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Health / Re: Infection Wants To Kill Me Help! by Akanoaaa(m): 10:48am On Feb 10, 2023
Bradford111:
Hello everyone it's been 3 months since I had sex with a random girl and having been having boils coming up only my dick every time.

Taken a lot of drugs and even rubbed tubes like funbact act A and some other antibacterial the boils would go but when I stop using the antibacterial cream they will resurface.

Please I need advice on how to go about this am suffering and so uncomfortable right now.

Quote me around 8 in the evening, I will tell you the name of two drugs you will need, it cost less than 2k and within 4 days you see it again. what's affecting you is gonorrhea.
Politics / Re: MC Oluomo: Remove Lagos REC Now, Phrank Shaibu Tells INEC by Akanoaaa(m): 2:07pm On Feb 09, 2023
Aufbauh:
Why should Atiku be bothered about a state he can't secure 25%?
Even if they make Titi Atiku REC in Lagos he can't see 25% there.

The opposition parties are already looking for excuse to advance their wailing after Feb 25th.


You will just open your mouth and vomit nonsense. Go and check the last two presidential election results in Lagos and see the gab between the two parties before you come vomiting nonsense
Politics / Re: My Photo Was Attached To Obi-Datti Campaign Flyer Without Consent - Mr Macaroni by Akanoaaa(m): 12:53pm On Feb 09, 2023
Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are Us*less........All of them sad sad


I guess they stop paying...
Phones / Re: What Is It With Refurbished Phones? by Akanoaaa(m): 9:11pm On Feb 02, 2023
englishmart:
Refurbished phones are substandard versions of phones. They shouldn't be called refurbished, they should be called fake.
A refurbished phone of 64gb will take files of 2gb and be crying of low memory space. A refurbished 50mp camera has a clarity of 8mp.

Refurbished is for the less privileged.


You be Olodo. Refurbished items are those items that was returned to company bcuz of minus issue and the company will fix the issue and repackage it and resell it at lesser price.

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Health / Re: My Son Has Chickenpox. What Must Have Caused It? by Akanoaaa(m): 7:49pm On Jan 30, 2023
Go and buy original palm wine and use it to bath him with bitter leaf
Business / Re: Jaiz Bank Dispensing New Naira Notes, Refuses To Sell To The Rich; Twitter Users by Akanoaaa(m): 4:01pm On Jan 30, 2023
These people have started again. I went to gtbank on Friday and I withdrew 20k of new notes. So, what's special if their juju or jazz bank dispense new notes? They always like to call out other people's religious but once their own is been called, they turn it to war. Peace indeed.

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Politics / Re: 19 States Where Tinubu May Lose This Presidential Election by Akanoaaa(m): 10:27pm On Jan 26, 2023
Moh247:
cheesy



Osun, Ondo, ?! Are you guys for real

If you believe this, you also believed Indian won Brazil 99-0 in a Worldcup final with balls disappearing


.


Tell me a single good reason APC won't lose osun?
Health / Re: I am Scared O, Have Learnt My Lesson, No More Skin To Skin by Akanoaaa(m): 2:24pm On Jan 23, 2023
Hopeba:
cheesy I do normal girls na.. not olosho.. i dey fear any girl now o.. the experience was horrible

The girl that is normal to you is olosho to other guys. Wise up

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election - Prediction And Analysis Of Possible Outcome by Akanoaaa(m): 2:22pm On Jan 23, 2023
PassingShot:
NORTH WEST ZONE
From win percentage of between 65% and 73% for APC in 2019, I have reduced the party's win margin to a little under 50% in 2023 largely because PMB is not on the ballot and Tinubu is not from the region. I expect Atiku and Kwankwaso to cut into APC's votes but not enough to take the region from them.

Sokoto is a state I expect to be proved wrong with my prediction, especially with the endorsement of Tinubu by the popular and powerful philantropist in person of Alhaji Ummarun Kwabo (Jarman Sokoto) who has directed his supporters and loyalists to vote for Tinubu in the state.

I expect Kwankwaso to score between 20% and 30% (Kano) across states in the NW while I expect Obi not to score more than 2% except in Kaduna (because of Southern Kaduna) where I have him scoring 15%.


SOUTH EAST ZONE
This is a region APC can afford not to hold a campaign rally and still win the presidency.

As I said earlier, I have increased the expected voters turnout in the SE by 10% in each of the five states there. This should boost Obi's performance in the presidential election, assuming that the UGM/IPOB allow voters to exercise their right. I expect Obi to nick this region ahead of PDP with around 47% of the total votes cast. The fact that PDP remains strong in the SE region, and that APC also controls two states here (Imo and Ebonyi) mean that LP will not have it as easy as social media noise is making us believe. PDP and APC have a formidable presidential candidate and also have candidates for other state and national elections there too.

I have penned down APC to score 10% in Abia, Anambra and Enugu, and 25% in Ebonyi and Imo states. I also expect PDP to outperform APC in this region scoring between 25% and 35% of the total votes. When you combine PDP adn LP votes here, you will realize the extent of impact of fragmented opposition to PDP especially.


Useless and senseless analysis

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Politics / Re: How Obi Set New Standard For African Politicians — Ghanaian Cleric, Kwadwo by Akanoaaa(m): 9:13pm On Jan 17, 2023
iSense247:
On 25th February, 2023, Mr Ancestor Ahmed Tinubu shall be disgraced and retired from politics permanently. Nigerian youths are ready for him.

I am also a card carrying member of PDP in Osun State but my vote is for Peter Obi. I love my future more than my stomach. Yoruba ni mi tokantokan sugbon Peter Obi ni choice mi ni 2023 election.


God bless you brother. I'm also a PDP card carrying member and I'm also from Osun State but staying in Lagos now. I was even a PDP youth leader in my ward some years ago, and I must go home to cast my vote for Peter Obi come February. We must make it right this time cause we might not have this opportunity again.

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Politics / Re: Workers Who Paused Work To Watch Peter Obi Speak In Chatham (Pictures) by Akanoaaa(m): 2:42pm On Jan 17, 2023
southsouthking:



In 2019, Yorubas wanted President Buhari to resign and handover power to Vice President Osibanjo due to his health.

In 2023, the same Yorubas are supporting Bola Tinubu whose health is worse than President Buhari’s health.

2023 general election has shown that North is not the problem of Nigeria but tribalism.


Stop been foolish!!! Which Yoruba are you talking about? Some of Ibos are supporting Tinubu while sensible Yorubas are supporting Peter Obi. Stop displaying the hate you have for Yoruba in public, they are not the reason for your miserable life. Go and make peace with your creator.
Family / Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by Akanoaaa(m): 4:10pm On Jan 13, 2023
How am I going to tell you now that the girl is not pregnant? See, that's their new scope, if you fall, na you sabi. Ask her to follow you to your own prefer hospital and thank me later.

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Celebrities / Re: DanDizzy Laments And Advise Lagosians by Akanoaaa(m): 1:21pm On Dec 28, 2022
Lagos is not for the weak.

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Romance / Re: A Man Tested His Would-Be Fianceé's Loyalty With Hookup by Akanoaaa(m): 2:47pm On Dec 09, 2022
libertyfather:
Whc stupid loyalty u dey test, she be Jesus?....why would u tempt her with 200k one round? Dont you know how those gender thinks, something has no meter, no tamper proof do once 200k jst like that you know how many cake she will bake to see such as profit.....men are wicked

Small sense you no get. Can you compare 200k to IPhone 11 pro max, money for cake business. Ok lemme ask you this, imaging the man is truly sick and he needs someone to stay with him, someone she call boyfriend love o, who invested in her life, bought IPhone 11 pro max for her and she already ask for iPhone 13 which the man did not said no to it and she have mind to leave the man on his own because of 200k. Can you compare 200k to what the man has done for her and what he was about to do? Irukiru obewo tueh

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Politics / Re: Lagos Records Lowest Robbery Incidents In Decades, No Bank Robbery by Akanoaaa(m): 9:17am On Dec 03, 2022
Lagos is not that safe, but how do you expect banks to be robbed when traffic is everywhere in Lagos? How will they escape after successful robbery and ended up in traffic? No be suicide mission be that?
Family / Re: A Real Sample Of Yoruba Marriage List (Pictures) by Akanoaaa(m): 3:19pm On Dec 01, 2022
OloYeOfEgbE:
50 yams...?

wow

Some family don't demand up to that. Moreover, the yam is for the extended family, both from Father's and mother's side, they will all receive some portion from the yam.
Nairaland / General / Re: I Tend To Lie Unnecessarily. Please Help by Akanoaaa(m): 11:48pm On Nov 27, 2022
Write application latter to Ministry of information. If you know you know

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Politics / Re: Oyetola: I Leave Behind ₦‎14 Billion Cash, Paid ₦‎97b Debt Without Borrowing by Akanoaaa(m): 10:50am On Nov 27, 2022
Elemosho478:
I have a feeling Osun would miss this man, Adeleke is a calamity waiting to happen.


Even if Adeleke himself is a calamity, people around him won't allow him to happen. Oga go and rest
Politics / Re: ₦‎1k Challenge: Labour Party Seeks Monetary Donation From The Public (Photos) by Akanoaaa(m): 12:32pm On Nov 25, 2022
Peacemaker5128:
I thought they don't give shishi
Watin dey want use 1k for?

Na water dem go put inside motors wey go carry dem go campaign? Abi dem no go pay for the chairs, tables etc dem go use for the campaign? They want to use the money for necessary things not for bribing voters. Get sense.

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Family / Re: Martha, The Pregnant Lady Commits Suicide After Husband Caught Her With A Pastor by Akanoaaa(m): 9:28pm On Nov 21, 2022
Last ritual through doggy? No be juju be that?
Sports / Re: It's Not Coming Home Because Of Maguire: Iran Trolls England by Akanoaaa(m): 3:14pm On Nov 21, 2022
And he got an assist already. Shame to them

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Sports / Re: Qatar 2022: Which Team Are You Rooting For As The Winner? by Akanoaaa(m): 10:47pm On Nov 20, 2022
Ghana and Argentina
NYSC / Re: Faith Ehimare: Nigerian 'Virgin Corper' Brags About Her Purity (Photos) by Akanoaaa(m): 3:40pm On Nov 17, 2022
Fedrick100:

Longest time sir
Very long time brother. How have you been?
NYSC / Re: Faith Ehimare: Nigerian 'Virgin Corper' Brags About Her Purity (Photos) by Akanoaaa(m): 2:05pm On Nov 17, 2022
I also have a current serving Corper virgin as a friend. She graduated from OAU and serving in Oyo state.

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Politics / Re: Kidnapped FGC Yauri Student Gives Birth In Bandits’ Camp by Akanoaaa(m): 11:08am On Nov 14, 2022
Na bcuz dem be Christian. Have you ever heard something like that happened to a Muslim girl?
Politics / Re: Pa Adebanjo: At 94 I May Not Be Alive. U're The One To Suffer If You Vote Tinubu by Akanoaaa(m): 7:53pm On Nov 08, 2022
OsunOriginal:



Invest your resources wisely... This is a waste of data and time


Ogbeni gbe gbogbo enu oshi e danu jare arindin. You might be the first sense less person from osun. I'm from osun, odeomu precisely and I have never met brain dead person like you. Either you want to die or live, It's Obi.

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Business / Re: 15-Year-Old ₦‎500 Note Currently In Circulation (Pictured) by Akanoaaa(m): 6:41pm On Nov 01, 2022
Here is 17 years own.

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