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Music/Radio[new Music] Drake God’s Plan by AkellyuComedy(op): 1:48am On Sep 06, 2018
Dreezy Drake debuts new single for the year titled ‘God’s Plan’.Drizzy has gone for a two songEP titled Scary Hours which features the tracks, ‘God’s Plan’ and ‘Diplomatic Immunity’.

God’s Plan snippet was leaked late last year which was followed with an extended preview early this year. It is finally here in its full and proper glory. download below...

http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/09/new-music-drake-gods-plan.html
HealthBenefits Of Vitamin A by AkellyuComedy(op): 1:28am On Sep 04, 2018
Benefits of vitamin A

Essential for good eyesight your eyes are delicate and hence require extra care and protection, It prevents urinary stones urinary stones are a troublesome health problem. You should try every possible way to avoid it.

Promotes muscle growth

You may not pay attention to it, but muscle growth is essential specifically for children and growing teens.
SIX FRUITS THAT CAN HELP IMPROVE YOUR EYE
Vitamin A Repairs Tissue

You body reproduces tissues and calls naturally, it also needs nutrients for process. Without enough nutrients, this process can’t take place and your body remains unable to produce new tissues.

It strengthens immune system

Vitamin A works as an immunity booster. A powerful immune system keeps infectious bacteria at bay, you also need to maintain its functionality .

5 Good Health Foods That Promote the Body, Which you should not miss

Fruits that’s gives vitamin A

Mango

Honeydew

Orange

Apple

Banana

Apricot

Blackberry

http://kelvinwebtech.com/2018/09/01/benefits-of-vitamin-a/
HealthHealth Fruit That Can Make You Last Long On Bed by AkellyuComedy(op): 1:19am On Sep 04, 2018
http://kelvinwebtech.com/2018/09/02/how-to-last-long-in-bed/

Here are health fruit that can make you perform very well. Many people go on taking hard drugs to enable them have strength perform very well, not knowing that does drugs can have after effect. But below are some fruit which can help you.

Watermelon

Watermelon is one of the richest natural sources of L-citrulline, an amino acid that can help make your erectio9n harder. That’s because L-citrulline to L-arginine stimulates the production of nitric oxide, which increases blood flow to the penis, strengthening erectio9ns…….

Why You Should Eat Egg Always (The Benefits Of Eating Eggs) http://kelvinwebtech.com/2018/08/29/why-you-should-eat-egg-always-the-benefits-of-eating-eggs/

APPLE

An can extend your sexual stamina. All thanks to apples’ high levels of quercetin. And since your body goes thyrough many of the same physical changes during sex as it does during exercise- elevated heart rate, increased metabolism, burned calories, and muscle contractions-yoou can equate endurance with extending your time in bed….

Ginger

Ginger is another food that improve your sex life by aiding blood flow and improving artery hearlth. According to a study in the international journal of cardiology, consuming a mere teaspoon of the stuff a few times a weak is all you need to reap the heart-healthybenefits………

bananas

is a sexual innuendo may be able to help you last longer that is because this tropical fruit is full of simple carbs to provide you with energy and potassium to help you keep going…..

Chia seeds

This is what you need for long time sex. Is simply sprinkle these seeds into your yogurt or smothies and yourself the energy you need to fuel y6our lustful day……. http://kelvinwebtech.com/2018/09/02/how-to-last-long-in-bed/
HealthBad Effects Of Smoking by AkellyuComedy(op): 11:17pm On Aug 30, 2018
Here are some reasons why you should not even smoke at all, Some people see smoking as good thing, why others don’t, Although most people derived joy in smoking but without knowing that it causes harm to the Lungs.

Bad effects of smoking… http://kelvinwebtech.com/2018/08/29/bad-effects-of-smoking/

In one week, your sense of taste and smell improves
In 5 days most of the nicotine accumulated will be out of the body
In one month better flow of blood will improve your skin
In 8 hours, excess carbon-monoxide[from the cigarette smoke] will be out of your blood
In 3months, your lungs function will increase by 30%
[In women] in nine months, there will be reduced risks of pregnancy complications. It will be the same as a non-smoker
In one year, the risks of the heart disease will be reduced by 50%
You will save money

Every stick of cigarette you take costs you money, and your health. Every stick of cigarette you don’t take, saves you money and most importantly, your health.

STOP SMOKING—— START REPAIRING

N/B: Nicotine is a poisonous substance in tobacco that people become addicted to over time. Hence, it becomes difficult for them to quit smoking.

http://kelvinwebtech.com/2018/08/29/bad-effects-of-smoking/
HealthRe: Why You Should Eat Egg Always (the Benefits Of Eating Eggs) by AkellyuComedy(op): 6:33am On Aug 30, 2018
haha, you fat na
HealthWhy You Should Eat Egg Always (the Benefits Of Eating Eggs) by AkellyuComedy(op): 6:27am On Aug 30, 2018
Eggs are among the healthiest and most nutritious foods on the planet, they are one of the few foods that should be classified as SUPERFOODS, they are loaded with nutrient which are rare in the modern diet.

5 good health foods that can promote the body< http://kelvinwebtech.com/2018/08/27/5-good-health-foods-that-promote-the-body-which-you-should-not-miss/ >



BENEFITS OF EATING EGGS

It is true that eggs are high in cholesterol, however its important to keep in mind that the cholesterol in the diet doesn’t necessarily raise cholesterol in the blood.

Nevertheless, eggs raise HDL (it is often known as the good) cholesterol, HDL means high density lipoprotein, people who have higher level of HDL usually have a lower risk of heart disease, stroke and other health problem. And eating eggs is a great way to increase HDL.

Moreover eggs contain choline an important nutrient that most people doesn’t get enough of, choline is used to build cell membrane and has a role in producing signaling molecules in the brain, along with various other functions. the symtoms of choline deficiency are serious; fortunately its rare.

Egg yorks contains large amount of both lutein and zeaxanthin, studies shows that consuming adequate amount of this nutrient can significantly reduce the risk of cataracts and macular degeneration; two very common eye disorders.

Eggs are also high in Vitamin A, which deserves another mention here. Vitamin A deficiency is the most common cause of blindness in the world.

High in quality protein, proteins are the main building blocks of the human body and getting enough proteins in the diet is very important, eggs are excellent sources of protein with a single large egg containing six grams of it, eggs also contain all the essential amino acids in the right ratios, so your body is well equipped to make good use of proteins in them.


Eggs however are incredibly filling, they are high protein food; and protein by far is the most satiating macronutrient, eggs score high on a scale called satiety index which measures the ability of food to cause feelings of fullness and automatically reduces the intake of calories for 36hours.

http://kelvinwebtech.com/2018/08/29/why-you-should-eat-egg-always-the-benefits-of-eating-eggs/
Music/RadioVideo Music] Olamide – “motigbana” by AkellyuComedy(op): 9:42am On Aug 16, 2018
YBNL’s boss Olamide is here to school other top cats as he rolls out the official music video to his recently released record “Motigbana”

Directed by Unlimited L.A.

Quotable Lyrics
Am the Man am they one dey call the bigger Man
Baby oya rotate bi ti ceiling fan
Owo po Gan ninu bullion van
I se your Gucci shies, Ko ni issue
Wo ni koba e, dem no go winsh you

http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/08/video-music-olamide-motigbana.html?m=1

Music/RadioDavido DMW Boss Drops The Video Of His New Song To All His Fans, “nwa Baby by AkellyuComedy(op): 8:32am On Aug 16, 2018
Davido DMW boss drops the video of his new song to all his fans, “Nwa Baby

Quotable Lyrics
Shey you wan put me for trouble?
What is my, what is my crime?
You don thief my, You don thief my heart
What if I, What if I die?

http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/08/video-music-davido-nwa-baby.html?m=1

WebmastersBring Your Verified Adsense Account Let Me Buy by AkellyuComedy(op): 12:00pm On Aug 11, 2018
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Celebrities[audio + Video] Spyro – Funke (remix) Ft. Davido & Mayorkun by AkellyuComedy(op): 5:00pm On Aug 04, 2018
Spyro drops the remix Audio and Video of "Funke" featuring Davido & Mayorkun... Listen, watch and share >>...
DMW boss Davido who commended the hit song jumps on the remix alongside his prodigy, Mayorkun.
If you loved the original single, get ready to feel it all over again with the remix.

Download and listen below...
http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/08/new-music-spyro-funke-remix-ft-davido.html

Jokes Etcif You Want To Make Money $10 - $100 Online Using Your Laptop Or Phone by AkellyuComedy(op):
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CelebritiesRe: Big Bag Alert!! Wizkid Becomes Brand Ambassador For Ciroc by AkellyuComedy(op): 2:03am On Jul 31, 2018
congratulation BoSS u deserve more than it
CelebritiesBig Bag Alert!! Wizkid Becomes Brand Ambassador For Ciroc by AkellyuComedy(op): 2:02am On Jul 31, 2018
“Now watch the Magic.
July 30, 2018″

Nigerian superstar and the CEO of Starboy Records, Ayodeji Balogun has joined stars like P.Diddy and Cassper Nyovest to become a brand ambassador for the spirit brand, Ciroc.

The singer stated yesterday on Twitter that he will be giving a big announcement today thereby keeping everyone on their phones for the big news. While everybody was expectant earlier in the day, we gave you options of possible announcements that Wizkid was going to make and we sort of got it right! Did we?

The singer made the announcement in a series of tweets where he said;

We been working on something crazy for months! Its time!

— Wizkid (@wizkidayo) July 30, 2018

Building the momentum to the big announcement, the singer appreciated the brands he’s presently a part of, from Pepsi to Nike to Dolce&Gabbana.

“Now watch the Magic.
July 30, 2018″

“New Deal Alert! Officially with CIROC!!! Lets get it!! Big bag alert!

This news is definitely bigger news than we anticipated as it is a deal that might usher in more better deals, hopefully, in terms of music for Wizkid.

Congratulations Wizkid, guess 2018 is the year for international brand collaborations and we’re here for all the good news.

See More Congratulation message here>>>> http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/07/big-bag-alert-wizkid-becomes-brand.html

CelebritiesSee The Three Wrestling World Stars Who All Died The Same Day... by AkellyuComedy(op): 1:05am On Jul 31, 2018
Wrestling world mourns the death of three former stars who died on the same day.

Brian Lawler, Nikolai Volkoff and Brickhouse Brown all passed away on Sunday aged 46, 70 and 57 respectively.

Brian Christopher Lawler popularly known as Grandmaster Sexay attempted suicide Saturday night, by hanging himself in a jail cell in Tennessee where he was being held for DUI (driving under the influence) and evading arrest charges. He was discovered and rushed to the hospital where he died on Sunday.

While Nikolai Volkoff, a Hall of Famer and Brickhouse Brown passed away on Sunday.


The WWE in a statement said it was "saddened" to hear Lawler and Volkoff had died, while the National Wrestling Alliance sent its "deepest condolences and sympathies".

Brown's death was confirmed in a Facebook post by former wrestler Luke Graham, whose on-stage brother Eddie Graham was Brown's trainer.

"No false finishes... no more swerves... no more kickouts. After read more>>> http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/07/see-three-wrestling-world-stars-who-all.html

SportsChelsea Tell Real Madrid How Much They Will Collect For Eden Hazard by AkellyuComedy(op): 6:30pm On Jul 17, 2018
Chelsea Tell Real Madrid How Much They Will Collect For Eden Hazard
The Spanish giants are eyeing Hazard as a replacement for Ronaldo who, after nine years, has left the Santiago Bernabeu for Juventus in an £88million deal.
The Los Blancos have several names on their list to replace Ronaldo, but with Kylian Mbappe and Neymar looking set to stay at Paris Saints-Germain, Hazard looks the most attainable.
However, The Sun, UK, reports that the Blues have placed a huge price tag of £180million for the Belgium international.
The report claimed that Real Madrild will now have to shatter their transfer fee if they are to secure Hazard’s signature.
Read more>>> http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/07/chelsea-tell-real-madrid-how-much-they.html

Jokes EtcHIT MAN (chapter 20) A Kellyu Comedy by AkellyuComedy(op): 7:10am On Jul 16, 2018
HIT MAN– : .In this chapter of kelly-u comedy, Dj Kellyu and Mc Aridon entered into trouble when they where going after a girl ... watch and see your self... Here...
http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/07/hit-man-chapter-20-kellyu-comedy.html

TV/MoviesVIDEO: Harrysong – Selense II Ft. Iyanya & Dice Ailes by AkellyuComedy(op): 12:53pm On Jul 13, 2018
Harrysong the AlterPlate Records boss, serves up the sequel to his previously released controversial single titled “Selense“.features Iyanya and Dice Ailes.
Watch and download here...
http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/07/video-harrysong-selense-ii-ft-iyanya.html

Jokes EtcIf You Are To Bring Back A Country To The World Cup, Which Country Will It Be? by AkellyuComedy(op): 6:29pm On Jul 10, 2018
The biggest stage in football “World Cup” is getting more intense than we possibly thought.
As many of the world leaders in the football realm has been knockedout by the underdogs in the competition.

World leaders like>>>>> read.. here
http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/07/football-if-you-are-to-bring-back.html

Sports[super Eagles ]playlist For The World Cup #russia2018 by AkellyuComedy(op): 2:52pm On Jun 19, 2018
The World Cup – #Russia2018 – is off to a flying start! 5 African countries – Nigeria, Senegal, Morocco, Egypt, Tunisia – will be carrying the hopes of the whole continent in what would be a historic World Cup, if any of Africa’s 5 makes it all the way to the Semi-Final.
Naturally, we have a slight bias, and it’s for our beloved Super Eagles!
Nigeria is placed in Group D alongside Argentina, Croatia and Iceland. Fingers crossed, we’ll make it to the next round!>>> http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/06/super-eagles-playlist-for-world-cup.html
Celebrities[ What A Pity ]young Girl Reportedly Gang Raped And Murdered In Anambra State by AkellyuComedy(op): 2:44pm On Jun 19, 2018
Chioma was raped and murdered in Umuokpa village, Oba Idemili South Local Government Area of Anambra State.
According to Facebook user Nnadozie Onwubiko, who shared the report, the girl was ambushed by unknown men on her way home. She was gang raped, murdered and her body dumped by the roadside. Below is his post:


THE UNPRECEDENTED RATE OF RAPE OF YOUNGSTERS IN ANAMBRA STATE HAS BECOME A MENACE... THIS YOUNG GIRL WAS GANG RAPED AND MURDERED IN OBA... HER MUTILATED REMAINS ARE TOO GRUESOME BUT ARE UPLOADED HERE SO WE SEE THE LOW LIVES THAT MOVE AROUND AS YOUNG PERSONS... Someone reported that this incident happened about this week but the rapists are on the run... NIGERIA POLICE AND DSS THAT ARE GOOD IN CRUSHING IPOB UNARMED PROTESTERS MUST FETCH THESE DEADLY RAPISTS AND GET THEM PROSECUTED AND FACE THE FIRING SQUAD
see photos here... http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/06/what-pity-young-girl-reportedly-gang.html
SportsCristiano Ronaldo Is Worth A Staggering $400 Million by AkellyuComedy(op): 1:54am On Jun 17, 2018
Cristiano Ronaldo is worth a staggering $400 Million >>>>>>>>>>>>>http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/06/congratulations-cristiano-ronaldo-is.html

SportsSteven C Ft. Tekno – One Shot [ Video ] by AkellyuComedy(op): 7:22pm On Jun 13, 2018
A VIDEO steven c ft. tekno - one shot.
Fast rising Nigerian singer, Steven C is back with visuals to his latest single titled ‘One shot’ featuring rave of the moment, Tekno.
Steven C born Steven Osaghae is an Afro pop singer, music producer, song writer and sound Engineer. The promising act is signed to Cytoch Global a reputable record >>>>>>>>>http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/06/video-steven-c-ft-tekno-one-shot.html

Music/RadioNew Video By Kelvin Sean – Tagged --the Zone by AkellyuComedy(op): 12:47pm On Jun 04, 2018
kelvin sean releases a new video Tittle THE ZONE >>>>>>>>>>>http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/06/new-video-kelvin-sean-tittled-zone.html
Music/RadioNewsong" K Slam – “olowo” by AkellyuComedy(op): 12:32pm On Jun 04, 2018
Abolade Kayode aka K SLAM is a sensational Afro-pop artiste who was recently signed under House of Gold management.>>>>>>>>>>>>>http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/05/newsong-k-slam-olowo.html

Jokes EtcKanye West Says Mental Illness Caused Him To Say Slavery Was A Choice For Black by AkellyuComedy(op): 12:24pm On Jun 04, 2018
Kanye West has realy blamed mental illness for his statement that slavery was a choice for black people.

The rapper spoke for the first time since his outburst on TMZ. During his album release party for Ye in Jackson, Wyoming,>>>>>>>>>>>>http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/06/gist-kanye-west-says-mental-illness.html

Celebrities[henry]job Interview Tips by AkellyuComedy(op): 1:14am On Jun 04, 2018
A job interview can be seen as a formal meeting at which somebody or group of persons are being asked questions to see if they are suitable or qualified for a>>>>>>>>>>>>http://www.whitestoneng.com/2015/08/job-interview-tips-by-henry.html

Jokes EtcKanye West Says Mental Illness Him Caused Him Say Slavery Was A Choice For Black by AkellyuComedy(op): 12:09am On Jun 04, 2018
Kanye West has realy blamed mental illness for his statement that slavery was a choice for black people.

The rapper spoke for the first time since his outburst on TMZ. During his album release party for Ye in Jackso>>>>>>>>>>>>http://www.whitestoneng.com/2018/06/gist-kanye-west-says-mental-illness.html

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