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ChiaMan:
What's the meaning of 'Load picture No'? It's task number 4 on freshers' eportal accounts.
Eportal says 'Access denied.'
Acceptance fee has to be paid before this can be done.

yeah same thin here@d person dat said we can fill d biodata and course form,av u done urs? Pls reply asap.

Sammypeters:
Teaser4 nd others, I ve paid 2day for d both fees in d school, wan 2 asure u guys dat banks n ur various locations wil start 2morow,, teaser4, am on my way 2 cee omole now, if u wan 2 com oau and ave no were to lodge, let me know, just 2 people,

pls which account number did u pay to and how easy was it.

Teaser4:
bro i came to cafe,to conclude a package, not registration

ok thanks bro

I don't bother myself abou the payments,cos i knew that payment wil start 2mao.just relaxin in my house cos once i start d payment no more relaxation.yorubd said awi fun ni koto dani agba ijakadi ni,so am also advicin us to pay at ife incase there is a missed up somewhere.this is akin89 reporting 4rm offa kwara state.

Teaser4:
am almost thruuuuuu

with wat?

@congrats on our reg details on d portal,i pray we will all av a stress free reg.allamdulillahi robil alamin.thank god 4 answering our prayer.

Gud morning fwends

rx steve:
Pls all, your answers to these questions will aid me in making some decisions.

I heard there are ghosts in Angola hall, is it true? Also heard that in the night, Moz and Moremi girls do change to some 9ft beings with goat's leg, hw true is dis?

Gud morning.

i dont believe dat may be d person that told u wants to scare u ok? Dat is y people always say dat oau no easy oo. But i believ dat god wil c us throughout our stay in dat citadel of learning.

@teaser thanks jare,leave him alone let him say whatever he feels like sayin. Whether lecturers want to go on leave or not i blv 26 of feb is the resumption date 4 we fwesher.

@teaser thanks jare@ayodinho,  pls mind ur post on dis thread ok? Just an advice.26 of feb is the comfirmed date 4 our resumption.

ayodinho91:
You're not gonna resume till APRIL!!! Just have fate,

pls our dear friend where did u heard dat information?

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Gud morning

Great job by great student of great institution.thumps up to every1 who has contributed immensely to d progress of dis thread.once again god job. Anoda 100 pages.whao!!!

Gud morning friends.how was ur nite? If u don.t mind add me on 2go wif akkinhola1.

Do we av police students in da house dat wil help us arrest dat p.r.o dat said our reg had started on 6 of d month.

Abatvic:
@akin89 wich part of osun ar u stayin

Actually am an indigene of osun state precisely ilobu LGA.but presently i am in offa kwara state where i live wif my uncle. Do u live in osun state too?

@all dis is the time we av all been waiting for, so get urselves fully prepared 4 d task ahead.whish every1 a stress free registration.amen. Morning fwends.

@my great doctor.(matnat) thanks so much wif d explantn on hw to share a link.@all just keep ur fingers cross and see wat wil hapen next.

Teaser4:
Another unconfirmed report but convincing,

FEB 26-freshers resume
MARCH 9-stalites cmz into residence
March 12- Lectures starts
March 29- Matriculation
July 6- end of Harmattan semester
July 22- Rain semester starts
Nov 16- End of Session
Nov 18-DEC 1- NUGA GAMES
DEC-CONVOCATION\ dis was what i jst saw on nairaland posted by sum1 nd i tink it jst might b d right one. though i avnt seen anytin yet on d eportal

pls which section on nairaland did u read d above info?

Lizylaw:
Suruliz it is then or Penthosuru.

here on nairaland, we recognise surulizy and not penthosuru.lol

Watching

A beautiful marwning to all nairalanders,hope ur 9t was great? Hmm! Surukin89.lols

Matnat:
http://eportal.oauife.edu.ng is under a 'chronic mental disorder', she's got to have some rest. Check it out, she won't respond. I and my medical team will see what we can do to restore her. Pls. be patient. ¤sarcastically laughs¤ SHALOM.

i think d eng students in da house should take care of dat.smiles.

[color=#006600][/color][pre][/pre]good morning friends, am tired of all dis rumours bou our resumption.@matnat how do paste dos pages on ur post?@awaiters i stil pray 4 each and every1 of u.god bless.

kolpac:
A doctor entered the hospital in
hurry after being call, ed in for
an urgent surgery. He answered
the call ASAP, changed his clothes
and went directly to the surgery
block. He found the boy’s father going
and coming in the hall waiting for
the doctor. Once seeing him, the
dad yelled:
“Why did you take all this time
to come? Don’t you know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t
you have the sense of
responsibility?” The doctor smiled and said:
“I am sorry, I wasn’t in the
hospital and I came the fastest I
could after receiving the call……
And now, I wish you’d calm down
so that I can do my work” “Calm down?! What if your son
was in this room right now, would
you calm down? If your own son
dies now what will you do??”
said the father angrily The doctor smiled again and
replied: “I will say what Job said
in the Holy Bible “From dust we
came and to dust we return,
blessed be the name of God”.
Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go and intercede for your son, we
will do our best by God’s grace” “Giving advice when we’re not
concerned is so easy” Murmured
the father. The surgery took some hours
after which the doctor went out
happy, “Thank God! Your son is
saved!” And without waiting for the
father’s reply he carried on his
way running. “If you have any
question, ask the nurse!!” “Why is he so arrogant? He
couldn’t wait some minutes so
that I ask about my son’s
state” Commented the father
when seeing the nurse minutes
after the doctor left. The nurse answered, tears
coming down her face: “His son
died yesterday in a road
accident, he was in the burial
when we called him for your
son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life, he left
running to finish his son’s
burial.” NEVER JUDGE ANYONE because you
never know how their life is and
as to what is happening or what
they’re going through.

9ice one bro.

Goooooooood morning sir's and ma's.

ChiaMan:
@rx steve: thanx for that bunch.
@Nairalane I sent u a mail. Check ur gmail inbox.
@Odunnu: pls o. . .¤chuckles nervously¤

@odunnu i also pleaded onbehalf of chiaman.pls don't ban him.

Noted@chiaman. Concerning resumption whether 26 or no 26.i believ we will resume one day cos d time we had spent waiting is far more than dat we av to.so relax.

I too strongly believe dat sumtin reasonable wif come out of dis bleeping oau portal

@d#niel i tank god 4u and ur family god wil continue to be wif each and every1 of us.ameen