*whistling,dbanj song: y me oh *

i don forget say,i gained admission. . . . I'm like a jambite in my hood,thanks to OAU, if dey like make we resume,if not rubbbbbbbbish

@ chaiman, d eportal ll be opened anytime from 2mrw. Register fast, get a bed space, then u pay subsequently. In essence, hp u ve nt 4gotin ur jamb reg No. U ll login wit it and choose a password u ll never 4get. Best of luck. It is impossible to resume in 2wks time wit no accmdatn for students comin 4rm Brazil, Denmark, Finalist Zambia and,
Comic relief- A man wrote to his wife, "i am having wonderful time here, i wish u were her". (He abbrevated 'here'). e's ommission broke d family. Always write in full. God be with you til we meet again.

Nairalane:

@ chaiman, d eportal ll be opened anytime from 2mrw. Register fast, get a bed space, then u pay subsequently. In essence, hp u ve nt 4gotin ur jamb reg No. U ll login wit it and choose a password u ll never 4get. Best of luck. It is impossible to resume in 2wks time wit no accmdatn for students comin 4rm Brazil, Denmark, Finalist Zambia and,
Comic relief- A man wrote to his wife, "i am having wonderful time here, i wish u were her". (He abbrevated 'here'). e's ommission broke d family. Always write in full. God be with you til we meet again.

thanks bro

@chiaman try SURUgozie@nairalane, i dnt understand ur ish, are u sayin d news about resumin on d 26th is false?and wat makes u sure d eportal wil b updated 4 our registration 2moro?

Saxophemsy:

@chiaman try SURUgozie@nairalane, i dnt understand ur ish, are u sayin d news about resumin on d 26th is false?and wat makes u sure d eportal wil b updated 4 our registration 2moro?

J.A.F.:

doz waitin 4 d eportl 2 giv info,u'l gt it.howeva it may nt b timely given d nature f our nation's unis websites. 1 f d websites i hate most is, as a mata f fact,oau's oficial website(nt eportl).no sentiments pls. Dou oau ws abl 2 mk 5th place in d recent webometrics ranking(5 days ago). The 'web-2' website is much beta.at least it hs a post f 6th feb.

pls paste the link to the web2 website

Both the main site and the web-2 has links to the same eportal

Those that are in should pls help us find out about the VCs list, Tnx

We(prospective students) are resuming on 26th final!!! final!! final!!!

I beg who mumu pass (who is more foolish)?
Lender: u can't escape now, I must collect my money today.
Borrower: if I kill myself, I'll b free from u. He brought out a knife, stabbed himself & died.
Lender smiled & said: if u think u can die wit my money, u are joking. He picked up d knife & also stabbed himself & died.
Meanwhile a guy was watching from a distance. He laughed & said to himself these guys are fools: I must watch this to d end so he picked up the knife and killed himself.

OAU's WEB TWO http://web-2.oauife.edu.ng/
SHALOM.

Lekside, dat was hilarious. Na d last guy mumu pass.

d eportal aint opening o.órò eportal yí gàn ti n fé má su mi jaré

I swear ehn, I regret choosing oau as my first choice. What's this long wait about?? Till 26th. Its not funny oh. I wish I could exchange my admission sef to another school.

A rumour cud b tru or false,it givs unauthenticated info wch giv rise 2 askng helpfu qxns n knwng more on d ish datz is bein talkd bou,kip it poppng buh mk sure it aint carelessly fabricated

@all awaitees,yle w8tng 4 d pendng lists,try gettng a new jamb form as jamb closes its reg on d 2nd of march n xam cums on d 24th of march.Nva loose on both ends,tis hoping Oau sayz sth positv 2 yu guyz.

@Yemmytcm,i hav bn arnd o! Sup wif u?

Im certain bou d 26th of Feb 4 frshas' rsumption,d orally sourced info doznt mk d eportal useless,we all wil defintly mk d use of d eportal,wen d desirabl z nt availabl,d availabl bcums desirabl.

@all,nairalene,dat joke ws hilarious,it doz hpn,wat a brief n msg-packd joke! Twaz kul

Guyz u all nid 2 chill coz u fink dat urs z bad wen u've nt heard of oda peepz worsend situatns,sum schls r stl on internal strike,yle sum on strik coz of incremnt in schl fees 2 bgin a nu academic session,i hope dz aint guna b our lots.Beautfu Wknd!

Wao!, The 110th + 90th = 200th pages.
It calls for celebration though, despite the waiting. I am popping a bottle of patience mixed with determination and readiness.

freshers, freshers.
We'r knw 4 our green ears n hastiness.
Rumour has it dat we cud form a storm outta a teacup!
Im here 2 spread anoda rumour , or anoda humour ;-/,
lols see dem their ears'r tuned on!
B4 @urMight,get Set, THEY'RE GONE!!!
Lwkmd, reg starts monday!!!
Beliv or doubt its one way,
Do-do-do-do-do-do
fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
do-do-do-so
so-la,
L8r

Dani ore mi, you're high on sumfin! *jokingly*

A beautiful marwning to all nairalanders,hope ur 9t was great? Hmm! Surukin89.lols

Oh boy, the thread is soaring. D new song is 26th, fine by me. Awz evwiebody doing? C ya. 200th page *smiles*

Gud mawnin mates,jst had to read all posts 4rm pg 79. Well i think i'll go 4 SURUguy. Hw abt dat? Enjoy ya day fellas!!!!

"Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them,I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:, And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his upon the sand:"

advisable 2 pay@sch
nt frm ur home
mondayIt's

Lizylaw, suruliz fits u. Hw about dat.

hunun

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning