I’m just 25 years old and i’ve slept with 69 Guys this year alone; Please help me

Joro i feel ashamed of myself, i sat down on Monday counted all my body count and i cried. This was the message received by the love doctor Joro Olumofin and it has definitely sent cold shivers down every viewers spine, You wouldn’t even get the kind of body count if you worked for porn hub and xvideos combined (Lol just kidding).

I am in utter disbelief as i’m not even sure some people have sex up to ten times the entire year and we’ve barely gone into June, Little over five months more to go.

Read her letter below..

Why not! My dad is a living example. And am following suite.

mercyda:
nice one bro, wat if you wer nw given the admission for UIL, wat will you do?

I will just forgo the admission though it can be painful sincerely, because have invest so much here.

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It is well with our soul.

Well i can see all your behaviour in this group, u can call me a observa i will accept it. I can see that is as if Unilorin want to kill some people without pointing gun at dem. Well i pick Unilorin as first choice as well and Tasued as second choice as a D.E candidate. The reality is i just pick Tasued for picking sake, to cut d long story short am happily in Tasued and we will starting our first semester exams in December instead of me still waiting for one secret alert, Funny. Well am not trying to mocked anyone here, just make use of ur valuable time because some times mysteries happens in which u will have no clue of explanation. And for Unilorin, u will hear dis, u wil hear dat, now was trending is SECRET ALERT. Well all d best for everyone.

I am used to reading long story like this, but this story caught me in the middle, Nice write up Bro, Keep it up.

Eh...Today is monday, next tomorrow will be wednesday, well i can see many people in this forum cares a lot.

jimmysho:
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You this book spacer

I pledge to my God and Gender,
To keep my body from pre-marital sex,
To treat every lady as my mother,
And to treat every lady as my sister,
To defend there virginity,
And uphold there chastity and purity,
In other to make Nigeria a better place,
So help me God.
Amen.

Ladies i can see you are happy, you also have to take pledge and replace mother with father and also sister with brother.
May God help us all.

Has it been resolve now

AYODEJI4LOVE:
yes

What about now

AYODEJI4LOVE:
how i wish its after the exam

You are a student dere

You are not to be troubled about this, if he's driving you crazy all u have to do is to collect your car key

This look like a fighting trend, we are not supposed to be doing like this

So pathetic

One year old girl has been disvirgin nah ni yen ooo

Firstly can anybody help with the past question my e-mail is akingbadetobi@gmail.com
Secondly i offer sos/yor in my Nce wif a total g.p of 3.03 and now want to do sos in my d.e in unilorin. (comment)

UthmanYusuf:


Pls help with d practice questions sir @ uthmanyusuf1998@gmail.com

help me also akingbadetobi@gmail.com

There are different kinds of
lovers. There are different kinds
of men. There are different
kinds of women. The scripture
talks about wicked men, evil
men and froward men. It also
talks about strange women and
alien women.
You don't get into marriage
because of feelings alone. You
don't jump into a relationship
because of pressures.
There is something called
uniqueness of destinies. It
means you shouldn't compare
yourself with somebody else.
Okay, let’s take a look at some
types of lovers we have.
1. The lover of your body
This person is attracted to your
body and not to you as a person.
He is in love, or better still in lust
for what he can get from you or
what she can get from your
body.
This lover does not want the
relationship to be taken to the
next level through marriage
commitments, he or she just
wants the pleasure of your body
in a non-ending jeru trap!
He is in the relationship for jeru
trap. The day you tell him or her
that there is no more jeru trap,
he or she will move on.
Avoid such people. They are
simply partners in sin. They will
do anything and go all the way to
have you in bed and yet wil
never offer marriage
commitments.
Learn this truth today, you will
never be able to ‘insure” a
wedding day by offering your
body! It will never work like that
because that is not the purpose
of your body!
2. The lover of your faith
This person just likes you
because you are a child of God.
He or she likes your heart and
your commitments and likes to
be around you. But he or she is
not ready for a marriage
commitment. He or she likes to
be around you, likes you to share
revelation with her but doesn't
find you attractive enough or
financially loaded enough for
marriage.
Such people will often make
statements like, “I wish I can
marry somebody who is spiritual
like you.” How do you handle
such people? If they encroach
too much into your space and
are almost getting you to the
point where you are becoming
emotionally attached by their
continual presence, you will need
to define the relationship
because they have no plan for
any commitments.
3. The lover of your purse
This lover is just following you
around, not because he or she is
interested in marriage but
because he or she needs your
money. They will tell you all kind
of lies just to squeeze out some
money from you.
They are not attracted to your
person but to your ATM card.
They will tell you what you want
to hear in order to get what they
want. They will pretend they are
for you, but they are actually for
your money.
They are controlled by
mammon. They will just keep
doing anything even derogatory
things just to keep money
flowing. Never make a mistake
and think they love you. God
forbid, the day they know you
are broke, you won’t see them.
4. The lover of your time and
care
They don't love you, they won’t
marry you, but they want to use
you and wear you out. They like
you to do things for them and
run around for them. If they
need a carpenter, it is you they
will call, if they need a plumber,
it is you that will find one. They
make you a solution provider,
and that is all.
Such people are dependent on
you, never mistake their
dependence for love. The day
they meet a better “solution
provider” they will drop you like
hot potatoes and discard you like
a sheet of paper
5. The lover of your soul
He or she loves you because he
is your pastor or coordinator. He
is just there for your spiritual
nourishment. He is genuinely
interested in your growth and no
lust is involved. He has
compassion for your soul, not
lust for your body.
The problem is that compassion
can often be viewed as love
between lovers! But it is not.
Never fall in love with your
pastor, so that you don't ruin
yourself and ruin the pastor in
the process.
If you have any relationship with
a pastor who is already married,
you are on the pathway to hell.
There is no softer way to say
that, but you can decide today
and say “No more!” and God will
have mercy on you.
Again if you are sexually involved
with a single pastor, it is still the
same. The pastor is deceiving
himself, and he will soon be out
of ministry. There is actually a
difference between ministry and
misery.
Never, ever fall in love with your
pastor or coordinator. There is
nothing like the love of God on
the bed. Don't be deceived.
There is nothing like sleeping
with an anointed man of God to
get deliverance. In fact, you will
end up getting more dangerous
and stronger demons!
If you are involved in such, get
help quickly. Locate the mentor
or spiritual father of the so
called pastor and open up, and
pray that the mentor is not
exactly like his protégée!
6. The lover from God
The lover from God is the best
for you and he is the one that
you should pray for. He or she
may not be a perfect person,
but he will fear the Lord.
He or she is the lover that will
not turn you into a widow or
widower in some five years after
marriage.
He or she is lover that will not
divorce you down the line.
He or she is the lover that will
not turn you away from your
God.
She is the lover you can truly
called helper, that your soul
delights in.
She is the lover whose breasts
will satisfy you like roes.
He is the lover that will still make
your heart tingle and make
butter-flies fly in your tummy
even after twenty years of
marriage.
He is the lover that will be there
as a father to make your children
go further in life.
She is the mother that will not
murder the dreams of your
children.
She is the lover that will stabilise
your excesses.
That is what you should go for,
wait for, and trust God for.
The lover from God is worth
waiting for, it is worth praying
for, and is worth abstaining from
sin for!
As married couples, prayers will
change anything. If anything
seems out of place in your
spouse, keep praying, and I will
tell you something, God answers
prayers! Never ever become
unfaithful to each other because
of some pressures.
As singles, you will indeed meet
that lover from God! He will not
just be spiritual, he will be so
handsome. He will be anointed
to the teeth! When he smiles at
you, you will fall under the
anointing!
She will have both the brain and
the beauty! She will be so
beautiful that you keep
wondering why God loves you so
much! Wait for God, because He
will never be too late!
I pray for you this morning, God
will lead you. You will not be
confused. It is well with you!

fromnigeria:
Thanks
what words do you have for those who have taken that Jeru trip?

They should just turn a new leaf and make up there mind to change

halfrica:
Section c
Dbanj no won carry last he hopes for a buggati and private jet 4oil block adenuga sponsoring the wedding dangote givin out 300million naira as wedding gift surely d invisible bride will appear in 9d
2 my oga at the top X my twitter base followers tweeting bou it hence 500 word essay is complete
3.are names are atinuke tomori momodu
She was choosin cos her initials is d same pronunciation as Atm
*covers face*
*heartbeating fast waiting for result*

*surprised*
thas i always tell u pple to attend my lectures, ur score will be calculated and announced

Don’t make the mistake of
asking for jeru trap during your
courtship. The guy already wants
it anyway!
I remember when I was courting
my wife, born again or not, I felt
like having jeru trap! Thank God,
He kept us by His grace! My body
wanted it, my soul imagined it,
and my spirit told me I would be
finished if I tried it!
You see, when you are in love
with someone, your flesh wants
to experience that person at the
highest level but that can only be
achieved through jeru trip in
marriage!
My body told me, go ahead and
do it and feel the ecstasy! My
soul told me, go ahead, and do it
and ask for forgiveness
afterwards, God will forgive! My
spirit told me, you do it, and your
ministry is finished!
So, I resolved to keep myself.
And God helped me. Now, it
would be another story entirely,
if my fiancée then, start asking
me for jeru trap. If she wouldn’t
allow me to rest, if I visit her in
her room and she is removing
her blouse, I would probably
have compromise, ministry or no
ministry!
But thank God she didn’t do
such a thing!
As a lady, don’t make the
mistake of asking your fiancé for
jeru trap! You see, the lady is
more controlled, because a guy
is ready for jeru trip in less than
ten seconds! A lady takes time
before she is ready, so she is
more in control.
But now, when she begins to ask
directly, as a guy, you better
escape for your life, or you will
soon forget about your God!
Constant pressure will make you
bow at the altar of compromise.
How do I mean, escape?
You see, the only solution the
scripture offers you when you
are faced with a sexual
compromise is to run away!
Flee also youthful lusts… (2
Timothy 2:22a KJV)
Flee fornication. (1 Corinthians
6:18a KJV)
The word “flee” means to “run
away as in terror”
That means you should run away
as if Boko Haram is around!
When the scriptures says, “flee,”
don’t come around and say
“Let’s reason together!”
You cannot be more spiritual
than God! The girl you love so
much is removing her blouse
and fiddling with your shirt and
you are speaking in tongues?
Even the angels guiding you
have flown away, because their
eyes would not behold evil!
It doesn’t matter if you are the
prayer leader or even the pastor;
when you are confronted with
sexual trap, run away, use your
legs, because your mind could
be numbed at such times.
Ask him for Jeru trip when you
feel like!
On the other hand, in marriage,
wives should learn to ask for jeru
trip when they want it from their
husbands. And dear husband,
when your wife asks for it, don’t
deny her, just go ahead and
enjoy the wife of your youth!
There is nothing wrong in a wife
asking her husband for jeru trip
and there are several fun ways
to do that! If you are married,
and you’ve never asked your
husband when you feel like, call
me on phone and I will give you
some ideas. Don’t be so spiritual
to the extent that you cannot ask
him when you feel like! His body
belongs to you and your body
belongs to him, so feel free in
your matrimonial home!
You see, when the strange
woman outside corners your
husband, the first thing she asks
for is jeru trap and that could get
him excited if he doesnt have
the fear of God! God forbid! So
keep your husband very well,
and feel free to discuss on jeru
trip and ask him when you feel
like. It is not a sin!

PHAYOL81:


### trying to giraffe ###
Pls, egbon, no bros.. . Pls make i copy the answer to no 2a small.. . pls I promise to take you go one joint 2nite for suya and a ice-chilled orijin

Hey face ya work, d next time i catch u in this act again... :@

sonikstargirl:
oops I 4got my pen



*runs home to get it*

not dis exam again bro, maybe the next paper

BobUg28:
**sweating profusly** Op extra sheet abeg.

abeg bros no extra sheet left again ooo

FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION.
GENERAL PAPER
Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (Answer all questions)
1a) How many chibok girls were
kidnapped and state d reason for
their kidnapped?(20marks)
1b) The question “Na only you waka
come was said by who and to who?
Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is
God oo!(15marks)
2a. What are the names of the two
people holding hands when you
switch on a Nokia phone ?(10
marks)
2b. If the past tense of Take is
Took, what is the past tense of
Make ?(10marks)
3. Which university in Nigeria has
the highest number of ladies using
blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo
on facebook, who sent the friend
request and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50,
what is the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the
apple logo?
SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks
each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and
Nigerian girls, who likes money
more?
2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of elegushi
beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,
who is Adaobi ?
4. If your X-boyfriend/X-girlfriend
wins N50,000,000 on who wants to
be a millionaire a day after you guys
broke up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to
deliver a typed speech in a national
conference, how many days will it
take Patience to deliver the same
speech on the same occasion?
Assuming the polarity of the
audience is kept constant.
SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and
Ferarri on his traditional wedding
and white wedding respectively.
There is every likelihood that D Banj
has gone ahead to print wedding
invitation cards without an available
bride. Discuss (20Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500 words
on 'My Oga At The Top' (15 Marks)
3) What's the name of the lady that
use to say "please enter your
secret number" at the ATM center
of the banks. State reasons why
she was chosen and explain too (20
Marks)
START. NO SIDE TALKS (HAPPY NEW
MONTH

forandy:
Your husband? Seriously? And ur profile says ure male? WTF mehn  

I said helpline

tiredface:
YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW IT, NAIRALAND HAS JOKE SECTION TOO

Really

donsmall94:
Small boy like me wetin I find come here?

Is a matter of time, u go soon grown up