₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,415 members, 8,421,816 topics. Date: Sunday, 07 June 2026 at 06:02 AM

Toggle theme

Akoronoja's Posts

Nairaland ForumAkoronoja's ProfileAkoronoja's Posts

1 (of 1 pages)

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Are You In Benue State Environment? by Akoronoja(m): 10:28pm On Jun 08, 2009
yea, iam a young good looking guy searching for a preaty young girl of 18-25 for a serious relationship, a geaniue born again christain, graduate, who posess the quality of a good wife from a well train family where love, carring, humility that command respect reined, ready to build a home, a companium, a patner, a mixing borne, neatness both home, appearance and her environ, accommodative with soft approach, idoma by tribe and above all with the love of God.
u can contact me through my cell phone on 08032330524.
mail - akoronoja at yahoo.com
so that i would properly introduce myself
thanks God bless.
FamilyRe: Where Should Babies Sleep? In The Crib Or Beside Mummy? by Akoronoja(m): 11:13pm On Mar 18, 2009
IS THERE NOTHING TO HIDE?

Mom came to visit her son Okonkwo for dinner. He lives with
a female roommate Ada. During the course of the meal, his
mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Okonkwo's
roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Okonkwo
and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts,
Okonkwo volunteered, “I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you, Ada and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Ada came to Okonkwo saying, "Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to
find the small bag of Garri. You don't suppose she took
it, do you?”
“Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be
sure" said, Okonkwo.

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you did take the bag of Garri from
my house, and I'm not saying that you did not take it
either.  But the fact remains that it has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner. Do you know what became of
the Garri?
Love,
Okonkwo.

Several days later, Okonkwo received an email from his
Mother, which read:

My dear Son,

I'm not saying that you do sleep with Ada, and I'm
not saying that you do not sleep with her. But the fact
remains that if she had been sleeping on her OWN bed, she
would have found the bag of Garri under her pillow by now.
Do you know where she has been sleeping?

Love,
Mum.


Moral of the Story, Don’t tell lie to an elderly
woman, especially if she is, African!!![/b][/color]

1 (of 1 pages)