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Interesting facts:

Story on nudity @ 20mins = 60 views

Story on money @ 30mins = 27 views....

What does this tell? deduce it yourself

Interesting facts:
Story on nudity @ 20mins = 60 views
Story on money @ 30mins = 27 views....deduce it yourself

I know you would be expecting to see the much cursed cossy again. I am sorry you will be disappointed.

Why? People always abuse her for showing too much, but can't stop wanting to see more.
I opened this thread to see what Nigerians view more. I know I won't be disappointed.

I created another thread to compare. So money and s.ex, which appeals to Nigerian more.

I am expecting the abuse, no doubt. Happy viewing.

I know you would be expecting a very long and interesting story. I can't assure you of that.

I am working on a survey to see what people view most on nairaland, I have another post to ascertain this. I know I'll get lost of sticks for this, am not worried.

See you in the comment section.

10. This is an invention that I would love to have! I would not buy batteries any more!

9. I hope this invention is also child-safe so I can say goodbye to extension cords for good!

8. These corner frames are awesome! You would no longer worry about small spaces to hang pictures!

7. Do the pillow for blocking out light and sound anywhere is safe to use? It looks like it can smother you to death!

6. A removable brush pad would make my life so much more sanitary. Who wants one?

5. Toe lights will prevent people from breaking their toes in the middle of the night. Cool!

4. Serving wine will no longer be the same with this wooden tray/holder. It will keep those stains off the carpet.

3. For male workaholics out there - the tie flask is a must-have!

2. Keep your USB drive under lock and key - hackers abound you know!

1. A transparent toaster to ensure that toast will never be burnt.



Culled from www.viralands.com

It is for a reason I write this today. I have stayed in the city for some years and now am in the village. I have come to realize that it was a wasted 10 years in the City. Life in the city though interesting was not fulfilling. Those who make it in the city are but, 30%. The other 70% are suffering in silence. That’s why I will remain here in the village, with the following reasons.

1. The village boast of resource I can tap into freely. Though the city boast of numerous resources, its 1 resource to over 1000 persons benefiting from it. I ‘can’t fit drag my own resources o’.

2. Getting an accommodation in the village is easier and cheaper. In the city, you will have to pay through your nose. Not that the accommodations are even wonderful.


3. Marriage in the village is done with understanding from both families. Most times the items needed are subsidized due to closeness. In the city, it is believed that the man has money and as such should spend it. No wonder cut throat dowries are always mentioned.

4. The reason people go to the city is to make a living. That living is nonexistence. In the village you can key into the vast farmlands and feed the ‘city strugglers’. No wonder they pour home at the slightest chance to carry garri and other farm produce from the village.


5. In the village, the men marry early. Its like a challenge as young men are made to marry on time. This cannot be said of the city, as the men have to have money to marry. Most times this money is not forthcoming.

6. In the village, the men find it easy building houses. It will take all your fortune to start a house in the city.


7. The village life is more serene, peaceful and relaxing. Cricket sounds are heard in the background. The city, cause of its hustling nature, is not ideal for relaxation. You only hear frog voice in the background.

8. The village boast of fresh everything; vegetables, fruits, even air. The city is too artificial, even the air. Though they try to get vegetables into nylon bags, its still not fresh.


9. Night life in the village is epic, except for the W people (don’t ask me what W is). The city night is too noisy and fear filled.

10. Most importantly, the village girls are attractive, fresh, innocent, virgin and non-materialistic. The city is filled with plastic girls.
(Though, No. 10 is said with my tongue in my cheek, I still prefer them)
I am waiting for the usual backlash. Even that will be artificial. Village tins on my mind.

You can add your own.

Culled from my village.

KanwuliaJara:
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Dunces!
I say wey the LUNCH!
Tea na 'lunch'?
Abi im dey 'fast' for FEBUHARI 14TH ni?

See the 'lean and hungry-looking' LOOTER!
Ta!!!!

This is BREAKFAST. . . .IJJIOTAS!

https://www.oldworlddb.com/Images/breakfast%20platter.jpg

Hmmmm, nice food. Which site i fit see that pix download. lol

okoro4:
APC's vice presidential candidate was pictured having breakfast in Lagos.

Source: http:///4z7

Enjoy yourself o.
He knows that, if by chance Buhari wins, he (Osibanjo) will become the president after 6 months. We know Bu(die)ri will not live long na.

Up PADPPC......both pdp, and apc are thesame, na the bottle na im change. Corrupt people.

tosinjoe:
Man that's. Something I'm guilty of

is it that its too long, or we know whats inside? Cos' i don't know what is written inside o.

akpakoboy:
Since i know myself, i have never read term and conditions of application or appliances i bought. So, my question is 'have you read your to the end.

I think this is a general disease, as most nigerians don't read it.

Since i know myself, i have never read term and conditions of application or appliances i bought. So, my question is 'have you read your to the end.

akpakoboy:
I know today being 1st January, i expect 80% of Nigerians to cook Rice. Though the rice may be in different form, shape and size o.
When will we start cooking Beans, or Yam or Eba? I can't fit wait till then.

To add to that, must it be chicken? Naija sef we too dey follow follow.

I know today being 1st January, i expect 80% of Nigerians to cook Rice. Though the rice may be in different form, shape and size o.
When will we start cooking Beans, or Yam or Eba? I can't fit wait till then.

My grandma introduced me to this pomade. The scent na die.
Did any of you use this pomade?

jonaji:
So you are presented with these two buttons to hit one....... Which would you hit ?? Wisdom is profitable to direct !!!

$1 million dollar = N150 million naira.

i de mad to take chance? that money is enough to intimidate the devil sef.

Lacomus:
Is this true ?

Yes, just confirmed it as I came back from church.

What of on Pc

The community of Ogale Eleme, in Rivers State Nigeria was woken to the horrid bodies of three (3) young boys (aged 12, 15 and 16).
They were shot by police men of the Eleme Divisional HQ, who felt they were thieves.

According to eye witness, they were coming home from a wedding they went to in Ogoni, and were stopped by the police who thought they were thieves. They killed one on the spot and killed the remaining two this morning.

According to a lady who went with them to the wedding, she said the boys could not follow the bus to Eleme and had to board a bike (okada) to Eleme. The boys were robbed on their way and the police sighting them thought they were the thieves and caught them.

My annoyance is that the police have no right to take the laws into their hands. The boys were minors, and should not have been killed.
The police is even threatening to kill their parents if they come close to the police station. I also learnt that they have been secretly buried.

Whoever is in charge of police issues, should please investigate this and bring the police men to book.

The name of the police station is Eleme Divisional Police Station, Ogale.

I'm so pained.