₦airaland Forum

fpeter:
they look G-A-Y

shatap ya gutta. How do they look gay. guys no fit snap pix together again? Una own don da too much ooo

See the thing wen money don cause. God bless my hustle. Dbanj too get swag abeg. Best dressed Africa musician of all time

CountDracula:
Wat a lovely little creature, why did u kill it bro?why? ure wicked

you must be a reptilarian

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Boring again.
Mehn, my dog is funnier than you. No offense.

You would have said something like.
"If you want drama, go watch African magic or Real housewives or the kardashians.

That would have been funnier. [/color]

then you don't know what drama is. My cat reasons better than you

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]You are not funny.[/color]

and you are not serious. Am not interested in pleasing you OK. If you want drama, go meet Jackie Chan

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]What problem?

You intended your post to sound funny but sadly, it's didn't .
I was just stating the obvious.[/color]

Go take your pills. It's almost midday

With the crazy fuel scarcity, a lot of Nigerians
are presently frustrated and apprehensive.
BasketMouth took to his Twitter account to
express his frustration.
He asked if President Goodluck could not
handover to the President-Elect Muhammadu
Buhari today instead of Friday, May 29, 2015.
“ Can’t GEJ handover to Buhari this morning? I don
tire I swear down ” tweeted the frustrated
BasketMouth.
His tweet echoes the opinion of several
Nigerians who are tired of Jonathan Goodluck’s
inability to deal with the fuel scarcity and low
power situation in the country.
President Goodluck will handover to President-
Elect Muhammadu Buhari on Democracy Day,
May 29, 2015.
Www. Informationnigeria.Com

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Boring![/color]

baby am not the cause of your problems if it doesn't seem funny to you

HOW TO CATCH A THIEF 101.
The American police style: allow
the thief catch u then u catch the
thief .
The china police style: chase the
thief till he gets tired, then u
catch him.
The arab police style: kidnap the
thief's wife,and threaten the thief
to surrender.
The Indian police style: allow a
pretty damsel sing for him 2 lure
him closer,then u catch him .
The Naija police style: catch any
person on the street, beat him
until he agrees he is a Thief..
True Or False

Rapmoney:
Young man, focus on the message and not 2face! It doesn't in any way alter the message the post is trying to pass across

why? You made a blunder and am pointing out to you. You should have just said OK noted. This is how you guys put yourselves into trouble. Simple correction you can't take

Rapmoney:
I know majority of Nigerians too lazy to read but it pays to most times

Below are some common fallacies most Nigerian guys have been pressured and deceived over the years to believe . You might hold a different opinion from these but emerging 'trends' and 'happenstances' in our society clearly point to the fact that these common beliefs no longer hold weight and logic and therefore, may be seen as nonsense!

1) #You can only find someone who truly loves you when you are still struggling#: Bullcrap! Nonsense! So we were told while we were younger! Now, we know better . It is as good as saying 'only poor men find real love'. Imagine that!!! It means 2Face Idibia must have married a bad wife; a woman who doesn't have real love for him because he met her after he attained fame! How fallacious this sounds! Whether you like it or not, there are classes in our society and one should strive to attain the class he feels he wants his would-be wife to come from . I just feel people who still hold this opinion are suffering from a psychology that promotes inferiority complex! Finding a good wife or a woman that truly loves you has nothing to do with struggling! If you are comfortable and finds a woman that is as comfortable as you and in your class, would you say she's after your wealth?

2) #Even if there's no money, when we give birth, children will bring blessings#: Don't allow anyone deceive you, folks. Yeah, blessings come but do not put the life of somebody's daughter at risk and endangering the lives of the tiny legs you would produce because you don't have enough to cater for them!!! Even Jesus Christ, in the Bible(the synoptic gospels), admonished Christians to calculate the cost of something before embarking on it, else the enemies mock the person that he couldn't maintain what he started (call me Pastor Rapmoney ) Truth be told, it would take the grace of God to maintain peace and ensure fidelity in a home that lacks money in these modern times!

3) #Beautiful women have bad attitude#: We can as well say 'ugly women have nice attitude No one is perfect! What you might admire in someone could be different from what the next man would admire in them. Who says a woman cannot be beautiful within and in the outside? It doesn't mean you should place all your bets on big buttocks, pointed boobs and pretty face but I tell you today, marrying a woman who is very presentable doesn't make you a fool or criminal! I love beautiful women

4)#A man should set a woman up financially#: Another bunkum!!! Marriage involves two people who are emotionally, psychologically, spiritually and financially mature! I strongly believe that ladies should as well be financially ready before they get married. It is not just a man's thing. If he goes out to win the bread, you as the woman, should also go out to win the akara. You would attract more respect by such from the man. Men hardly misbehave when they are aware that their wife is financially strong too . It is better to marry a woman that has acquired her degree or into one profession, business, trade or occupation than to get married to a woman who does nothing, sits and folds her hands, waiting for a man to come and marry her in order to take away her burden! Are you getting married to a human being or a burden?

5) #Money is not all; what matters is love#: This is what most girls use to deceive guys on social media, including Nairaland. I always say it that it is only on NL and other social media that girls are quick to say this trash! Most girls can't practise it in real life. They only say this to create what I call 'social media good face' . Same girl that says this online will operate in the opposite offline. Don't let them fool ya fellas!!! . Don't believe this! If you believe this, then you will surely believe anything. It existed in the past...not now. The society has transformed to something else and it is either you follow up or get left behind; simple truth! Make good money and you won't even have time to listen to such trash!!!

A word is enough for the wise!

Good day folks!

Who told you 2 face met Annie after he became famous? Don't say stuffs you don't know

After they have messed themselves up when you get why won't they possess the above? Mountain of fire members

Bonapart:
I dnt know about Emenike but Keshi said he called Obi several times but there was no response...

keshi is as clueless as gej. So don't believe that succker

Why the over exaggeration of the pussy, see guys and ladies love sex. It's just nature that makes us do the chasing. Do you know some girls now are proud to count the guys they have finished in bed? The guys must start avoiding it and play hard to convince so the shit could be balance. It's called going dutch

vizkiz:
is this suppose to be a joke or what?
What will this morafurcker be singing there

[size=15pt]omo na mental case start to dey craze!
Na you dey crazy for this place, faze kolomental

Oooh,ooh, oh oh oh o o ...kolomental!!! [/size]

[size=30pt]what the fffff [/size]

he has good songs like need somebody or originality. Compare that to davido skelewu or aye, wizkid ojuelegba or Caro, dbanj no he won't near there. I believe only 2 baba is worthy of an invitation to such an event other than faze. I mean this guy has ever green tracks. He is the definition of pure talent. And that his screaming can never be matched. Infact the screaming fit let virgin girl wet instantly

vichks:
Dude you ran out of things to say?

ya ran outta adjectives to qualify an slowpoke like you

vichks:
No,That is the pet name you inherited from your dad and mom

hahaha. See wetin Jonathan don cause this mumu. The nigga can't even think anymore. Lol

vichks:
Idiotic idiota

Is that the pet Name your dad calls your mom?

Only his face reads "no nonsense". The vigilante we will forever miss

Buhari must be worried right now cus the workload left for him won't even allow him prosecute these politicians. I knew gej was up to something when he called for peace after the election.

vichks:
Dude shut da f^ck up, do you know what this fuel scarcity is doing to my business? how can I buy fuel at 400 a litre, how much is the gain And you come here saying I do not have a job.......better keep shut and move along

Go cry to your president and stop showing your hypocrisy

bishop4life:
shut down everything in your region!!! Beleive me, even boko haram insunjents are well educated on what they do. difference is what they were taught. and please common sense is not gained from the university , if not my uncle j would have known better than to use the money meant to fix our power to build universities and almajiris school in the north(which any unbiased nigerian knew is a solution to nothing).
i am honestly ashemed of bro j. but on this matter, if u think your oil bigot brothers are not up to something,
then you must have been fulled. i mean fulled with as in loaded. dont ask me what you were loaded with 'cos i sincerely cant tell.

funny guy. Mehn this country is going haywire

tonychristopher:
oh you still believe that education thing and i get am before


Do you want statistic?


the truth is because west are lazy and government dependent more than any region


do you agree now

I don't. Igbos are silent cus they want secession and South South, well I don't know

vichks:
they should start infact am already on strike

oga talk say you no get job before abeg. Anyways am in support of the strike. It's a pity that we private workers can't strike cus manager go just show us red card

tonychristopher:
WETIN DEY WORRY THESE PEOPLE SEFF IN WEST


NO PROTEST IN SE
NO PROTEST IN SS
NO PROTES IN MB


WHY ALWAYS WEST...CANT THEY STAND SMALL HEAT.....


IGBO MAN TO THE RESCUE


IFEANYI UBA



LOL

that's cus the west are more educated and enlightened than your clueless region

Fuel scarcity and shutdown of electricity at the same time close to handing over. Is that a coincidence? I think someone has explanations to give. Imagine if we voted for this same government for another four odd years. I weep for my country. Now transportation is times 2 and am supposed to travel on Sunday from delta to jigawa onto nysc orientation camp. O boy I something needs to be done fast.