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akinlex:It's Victor.You ain't replying your emails why? |
akinlex:Guy,it's Victor.Why are you not replying your mails (e-mail)? |
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akinlex:I have done that bro. |
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Waiting.... |
Guy reply nah |
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Idrismusty97:Hear! hear! a Jehovah Witness have spoken. |
A man was ready for marriage but wanted a virgin,so he went to the village to get himself a bride.As soon as he got there,he choosed the first girl he saw and went to marry her.On the wedding night,he and the girl were about to do the 'thing' when he discovered that she was hairy below.So he complained and said: HUSBAND: Indeed you are a village girl! Don't you know you should haved shaved your 'thing'. VILLAGE GIRL: Ha! shave what? This is the reason why all the boys in the village call me Afrobaby. The man fainted. |
-In an English Class- TEACHER:' Give her her book,it is hers'.Who can make this kind sentence for me? AKPOSTUS: Give him him book,it is hims |
The pastor said," Do something crazy for Jesus!"
Akpostus carried the Church offering and ran away,lol |
A boy swallowed a memory card and started singing all the songs in it. |
AKPOSTUS: Sir,would you punish someone for what he didn't do?
TEACHER: No,why do you ask?
AKPOSTUS: I didn't do my assighnment! |
Ur comments pls.Let me know if I am doing the right thing. |
-Two Great Liars- Akpostus and his friend Ochuko were arguing whose father was the strongest. OCHUKO: Do u know River Niger? It was my father that dug it. AKPOSTUS: Your own na small thing.Do u know the Dead Sea? It was my father that killed it. Abeg whose lie is better? |
TEACHER: One plus three is what? CLASS: Fourteen! TEACHER: Good. Abuja is the capital of which country? CLASS: China! TEACHER: Excellent! This is how I am going to be teaching till the government increase my salary. |
Girls are wicked. A girl can comfortably introduce two guys she is dating to each other.She will say,"My love,meet my sweetheart" And the two foolish guys will be she shaking hands and saying,"Chairman how far nah?" |
A boy swallowed a memory card and started singing all the songs in it.