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SportsEyimba Fc Just Signed Yamal From Barcelona by Akrasa34(op): 11:08am On Apr 22
BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Enyimba FC of Aba have reached a “full agreement” with FC Barcelona to sign Lamine Yamal on loan until the end of the season… strictly for relegation survival 😔

Lamine Yamal to Enyimba FC , HERE WE GO! ✅
Deal includes:
– Immediate starting role
– Number 10 jersey already reserved
– Mission: save the club before matchday 38
Sources say Barcelona agreed after Enyimba promised:
“Just one season, we’ll return him back to spain sharper… and stronger. 🥱

✨ Zeus ✨

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Will This Prayer Work ?? by Akrasa34(op): 8:43am On Apr 22
Today Burnley is receiving blessings from Arsenal to beat Man City 😂😂😂

Will this prayer work?? 😁😂

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Justice For Arteta by Akrasa34(op): 1:52am On Apr 21
If anything ever happens to this man, we are holding Pep Guardiola responsible… no jokes.

Did you see how Mikel Arteta collapsed at the dying minute of that game? That wasn’t just stress… that was pure emotional damage. I can’t even imagine what his BP must be reading right now. At this point, we should be checking on him like family 😭

How do you train someone, mentor him, bring him up… and then turn around and become his biggest obstacle? This is not mentorship again, this is punishment.

For the past 4 years, Guardiola has turned into Arteta’s personal nightmare. Every time he thinks he’s close… boom, Pep is there to remind him who’s boss.

This thing is no longer football rivalry, it’s starting to look spiritual 😅

Justice for Arteta.

SportsRe: Arsenal Hope For 4 Trophy's by Akrasa34(op): 10:26pm On Apr 20
I laugh in Chinese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,if arsenal win one cup call me and I will send you one iphone 17 pro max
SportsArsenal Hope For 4 Trophy's by Akrasa34(op): 12:01pm On Apr 20
February : Quadruple
🏆🏆🏆🏆

March : Treble
🏆🏆🏆

April : Double
🏆🏆

May : trouble
🤣💔🤣
RomanceRe: How To Last Long In Intercourse by Akrasa34(op): 12:38pm On Feb 12
[quote author=Akrasa34 post=138445321][/quote]I choose sugar mummy because I need money to solve some problem,and I really need the money
RomanceRe: How To Last Long In Intercourse by Akrasa34(op): 12:36pm On Feb 12
SpencerForbes:
Lolz 😂... Guy, when it comes to the 'other room,' nothing beats actual field experience.

You can watch 100 videos from today till tomorrow, but if you haven’t put in the work physically, your stamina will fail you.
Once the heat starts, you’ll just be lost and 'pour away' within seconds. I just hope you haven't been bragging and promising her Cloud 9? Because if you fall hand, the premium tears go loud 😂😂
Thank you very much I really appreciate

No go disgrace us. Start training your stamina now with some Kegel exercises and learn to explore slowly. Experience is the best teacher, but don't let your first lesson be a total disaster.

First things first, guy, calm your nerves and kill that anxiety.

Why you sef go start your 'career' with Sugar Mummy? No let that soft life sweet you too much o. If you get addicted to the easy money and ready-made bed, young girls will start to bore you.

Before you know it, your 'taste' will shift and you’ll find yourself sleeping with people’s wives. That’s a dangerous road, bro. No go find trouble where you no keep am. Enjoy the moment if you must, but don't lose your focus.
RomanceRe: How To Last Long In Intercourse by Akrasa34(op): 12:34pm On Feb 12
otipoju:
Do 200 regular sit ups everyday. If your abdominal muscles are strong, you will be strong too.

Then eat roasted plantain and groundnuts.
Thank you so much,I really appreciate
RomanceHow To Last Long In Intercourse by Akrasa34(op): 10:16am On Feb 12
I'm new to the game,and I contacted a sugar mummy online,and we plan to see on valentine day, please how can I make myself to last long,I don't need drugs,how can I use my natural strength yo handle her well, because I haven't slept with a mature woman before,I have slept with young girls,just once.and the sugar mummy is telling me I will give her head, please what is head??
Nairaland GeneralHow A Wall Gecko Saved My Live by Akrasa34(op): 11:23am On Jan 20
The world is wonderfully made by God,and do you know that 60 percent of human death are caused by ignorance.okay let me tell you my story,most time before bad things are about to happen to us,there must be a sign,we have different sign's. Some are changing in the weather climates, sometimes sudden rainfall,and sometimes our kid's will be crying,when nothing hurts them, infact there are many things that will happen Manny signs must manifest,but if you're smart to think I bet you that thing that was about to happen to you,will be passed away,is it death or accident or any bad thing,it will no longer happened to you, because you have calculated and observe the things that sudden manifest in your presence,so to cut the long story short,let me tell you how a wall gecko saved my live,but before I do that comment,"I want the full story".so I will explain everything to you , remember is for your benefits,so you can learn from my story also thank you all
CrimeRe: Niger Man Stabs Friend To Death In Fight Over Pure Water Sachet by Akrasa34(m): 10:15am On Dec 19, 2025
When God creates Nigeria finish,he went to the backyard and laugh 🤣🤣🤣
MerchantMNT:
It was not a long narration. It was an interesting take on his personal experience on how some unusual disagreements are actually spooked by underlying issues not apparent to the ordinary observer.
SportsRe: Addiction To Gambling And Masturbating by Akrasa34(op): 3:27pm On Dec 11, 2025
Thanks boss,I'm ready to quit,and right now I'm owing some debts because of this same gambling,but I'm begging to pay off some of them,I want to quit
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Bro,you can quit this addiction... Trust me you can ...

You just have to keep yourself busy.....Like very busy, especially on weekends,and during those midweeks when there are football games. That's how I got rid of mine...

But in all of these,are you sure you really ready to get rid of that addiction,cuz it must first of all come from your mind...If not,no level .
SportsAddiction To Gambling And Masturbating by Akrasa34(op): 3:16pm On Dec 11, 2025
Please I'm a young boy,and i must say I'm addicted to gambling and masturbating. I'm really tired of this act,this act has lead me into prison and I was bailed,the next day,I can't even save money....I have been working for almost 3 years now,I have nothing to show for.
It all started when I was working with my former madam,I work deli gently and my madam was always proud of me until I enter into playing of naija bets,I started learning and not less that 4 days,I already understand the game and I also started playing virtual too,that was where my problem started.
I started using my madam money to gambling and each time I sells item,I will not write the exact amount of goods I sold,I did this not knowing my madam , already knows everything inside her shop,I did this till I decided to stop working for her because i became tired of the job,and when I wanted to quite,she told me that,I should wait that she wanted to make some calculations in the shop,so I waited,after like some hours she told me that 33,000 naira of goods where missing from the shop,I lied but I knew inside of me that she was right,she called my mom and told her,and my mom ask me and I lied about it too,so my madam told my mom,that her money will not loss in vain,she said she will carry the matter to the spiritual realm,and I didn't bother and I left and stop working with her,even my mom at that time, didn't believe her,so after leaving her I started working again in another dimension but this time in a betting shop in one purpular market in warri,when I started working there,my boss loved me so much and I was taking care of ,but it all started again and I started using my boss money to gambling more that 400 thousand naira,but my boss because of love he has for me,told me to be working in a POS stand,and I was not paid,I work to balance the money I have used before,but still yet I still used my boss money to play game,and there was some point my boss beat the hell out of me,and even me too was tired of my life,and I confess to my mom that my madam was right that I stole her money to play game at that time,and me and my mom went to beg her and she said ,she have forgiven me,but till now I still have the urge to play game to the extent of using someone money to gamble too,I can't save nothing I'm tired please I need your help please 🙏🙏
GamingPSPP 2026 by Akrasa34(op): 2:50pm On Dec 11, 2025
Please how can I get this latest version of the PSPP 2026 version?
Phone/Internet MarketTechno Spark 4,2 GB Ram by Akrasa34(op): 1:13pm On Jul 09, 2025
I'm living in warri, ugbuwangwe
I'm selling a techno spark 4, for 30k I have the receipt with me.you can call me at 08143988735

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