₦airaland Forum

Its only in north you will see a gateman, someone cuttin fingernails, road side petty trader, a labourer, a shoe maker, a cleaner and other menial job workers marryin three four wives. And we wonder Where boko haram gets their recruit from. Silly set of senseless swines

fredopayee: Its obama a gay?

is this a question or a statement

All hail the sage. The best president naija never had.

Bro Moses, no start fumble. Make una jus try una best Shikena.

What me people wey be say them no de ever stay there own states, how them one carry cope after we split cos mos def Lagos na yoruba state. Yours truly, a concerned Nigerian

Is this the same kunle *aresejabata*? The guy no fine again o. Why him come allow himself to burst so na? Fine boy in that saworoide movie. Lookin forward to the video sha

bigass: age should be a criteria for opening accounts on Nairaland. @op should they put up your own pictures? olosi

Shut da f up there. Of What relevance are those silly pix in an office?

USarmy: All these arigba butt hole journalists , one day the Biafran dream will consume you guys

dream on

Them de craze. No be only for major roads them stop them? Atleast they can still ply some road if them must do okada. What of Kano wey can okada completely? And i dare say Kano has the highest number of okada riders. Abeg make them in sleep Joor. To stay Lagos no be by force

A picture is worth a thousand words. Lets see pix of these barracks. That would make the news more sensational. As it is now maku can wriggle is way out of this wit his lies and deceit

First slots dominated by south west universities. I'm expecting alot of tribal bash if this makes it to front page. That said, I'm Dancin azonto my ABU is still representing. 4th aint bad.

As the commander in chief of naija armed forces, I'm already blaming him even before you talk

O baje ti. Hataaazzz iyanlaya yin ma run down ni. Naijeriya sai BRF 2015

Since the government has thus far been unable to solve the evil act of this extremists, negotiation in my opinion is the best option. A govt that has failed to protect the life of Its citizen but can squander money on unnecessary projects should not hesitate to say this evil people since they cant guarantee life and property of their citizen

Such wickedness. The heart of man is as black as coal

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During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friend was told of an exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor that he termed as 20-20-20. It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer screen.
I Thought I'd share it with you.
20-20-20
Step I :-
After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes,a must-do for the tired eyes.
Step II :-
Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.
Step III :-
Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the entire body.
Circulate among all if you care. They say that your eyes are mirrors of your soul, so do take care of them, they are priceless.

Gorgeous! She fine pass that over rated oluchi

Dont know may be to be Happy or sad

Na the snake go kill am.

Continue standing your ground like a man Kris. In as much as i like Kim, i know the marriage was a fraud jus to get the show's rating high.

Wife thinks :
Why is he not talking to
me?
Is he thinking of another
woman?
... ... Does he like someone
else?
Is he seeing someone?
Don't I appeal to him
anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my
face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight at the
wrong places?
Does my make up repel
him these days.
Is he upset with my
nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET?!?
[What the Husband is realy thinking:-]
Why on earth did Wenger release Van Persie to Man United?!?
WENGER MUST GO!!!

Wife thinks :
Why is he not talking to
me?
Is he thinking of another
woman?
... ... Does he like someone
else?
Is he seeing someone?
Don't I appeal to him
anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my
face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight at the
wrong places?
Does my make up repel
him these days.
Is he upset with my
nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET?!?
[What the Husband is realy thinking:-]
Why on earth did Wenger release Van Persie to Man United?!?
WENGER MUST GO!!!

Igba yi laàro ti arugbo nsukùn ekpòn

Lobàakpaári!

[quote author=ondo_boi]So wetin make we come do?[/quote]help me ask the sule o. Before you know What is happenin e go land for front page

Whose this one again?

You had better...else them go flog us like children spell NIGERIA. For the first time in a long while we are underdogs. I pray we use it to our advantage and cause ivory coast am upset they will never forget, especially that black ugly ebuoe for his nonsensical tweet

Such evil perpetrated by brothers is shockin. If the 44yrs old elder one no get sense, shey him youner brother no fit caution am? Excessive love of money no matter the means remains the bane of my eastern brothers.

I thought bokoharam had seized fire? Armed bandit attackin police station spells out bokoharam. As weird as this may sound, since the govt can guarantee lives and properties in the north, and innocent Nigerians are being wasted regularly, i think cowardly goin into negotiation wit these terrorists is the best option.

Why wont CAN blast GEJ for squanderin the excess foreign reserve? Why Cant They blast the stupid judge that sentence the former police chief to two month imprisonment or the option of 250k fine after stealin billions? The one them suppose blast them no go blast na the one wey no make sense them go de blow mouth like kakaki n vuvuzela on top. Fyi can, he only retweeted it. It was not his own original tweet.