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On Air France flight to Stuttgart few days ago, while waiting for the person inside the lavatory to come out. A very attractive chubby blondie came out, and immediately she saw me she smiled and muttered “Ack do leber God” then she rushed back to the lavatory.

Like 25 or 30 seconds she came out again with a smile and said something that sounded like “Verzzi horn”.

I was confused and didn’t know what to say or do, but I just smiled at her and went to the lavatory. The pungent odour that greeted me inside the toilet was offensive and suffocating. I came outside immediately.

I went to another lavatory. When I finished peeing and came outside, I searched for her with my eyes but it was dark inside the aircraft. I have been traumatized ever since.

Till now, I keep wondering the meaning of her words, why she went back inside the lavatory after sighting me, what she did inside the lavatory after sighting me, and what a pretty white lady like her must have consumed to excrete such offensive gas or fecal matter… so many questions.

What did I do to deserve such gesture from her? Would I be fine or get worse?

Zionmdde:
I don't care who wins. Let the votes of everyone count. But wait do they do agbero job in the Canada? Or is it Canada under oshodi flyover

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FreedomArmy:
just a job in the ministry and you left Canada to Nigeria? Only urchines will believe you.

You're too dumb to ask what kind of job it is. Canada is heaven to people like you who has never been there and probably won't be there

I have recently relocated from Canada to Nigeria shortly before the general election. With Tinubu in power, I'm meant to assume a decent position in one popular ministry. This is the bargaining chip.

But children of hate want peter obi to win, and they want this election cancelled. Please beware . I've spent my blood, water, money and stake everything in the line of this election. Lagos will succeed. Tinubu will win. We shall rule Lagos