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[quote author=yuzedo]happy bedday bro rotimy. u hav always bin dere for me even wen am lookin for babe, u always gave me sweet uniport babe. you are a grate man and i always happy wen u visit me in my pent house in ikoyi. bro be save, i will call u later dis nit so we will selibrete wit fride rice + gardin egg. i deddicate dis bedday song to u, akanchawa by micheal jack sin feat. bruce lee [/quote
why is it that this guy will come and litter every thread with foolishness,dont you know that you are violating rule 21.

Nigeria i weep for thee,

Sen. Ahmed Bola Tinubu has been awarded with a honorary doctorate degree of science (honoris causa) from kano university of science and technology at the 3rd convocation ceremony of the institution.

Hmm this movie is getting more intresting, only time will tell

Hy

my oga don suffer

please my people leave this oga at the top alone

You didnt mention the nairaland is owned by oluwaseun osewa 2005-2013 group

If u are coming for the screening make sure u have
1. o level statement of result
2. Indigene certificate
3.birt certificate/declaration of age
4.jamb result slip
5.make sure u have atleast 3 copies each of the above listed credentials
6.have some cash in your pocket because you have to reg. for S.U.G

Where are the engine boiz lets hook up, screening starts by 4 p.m at the faculty because of the strike

Aboki please if u live in zaria drop ur phone no i want to communicate with you

registration commences on 10th December 2012

please does any 1 has any info of when registration is starting....

Alhamdulillah the so called authentic admission list is just an update of the error list dont panic cos 6800 candidates have been admitted

Mogten: No admission offered. So sorry!

what do you mean i hope u aint psychic

Alhamdulillah

Admitted, Alhamdulillah

As-Salam alaikum. I want to clarify this MUTU'AH was allowed in the early days of islam but it was later prohibited so never attemp it because it is adultery

donniemc: Thanks!!..........so if all the Humans died off, trees would rule the Earth abi ?....there is something fundermentally wrong with the Religion -->Seriously

it seems you lack the basic knowledge of science dont you know that trees consume the carbon in the atmosphere and provides oxygen for respiration or dont you know about carbon cycle if you dont google it up this is just 7th grade biology you dont need to panic.

Today is Friday these are some of the virtues encouraged on Fridays'
1.trim your nails
2.perform ghusl(spiritual bath)
3.wear your best clothes
4.apply perfume
5.walk to the masjid and be early
6.listen attentively to the sermon by the imam
7.do not make noise while sermon is in progress
8.recite the 'salat ala nabiy '(s.a.w) as many as possible
9.recite suratul kahf or listen to its recitation
10.perform a lot of good deeds such as sadaqah(giving alms to the needy),istigfar(seeking for forgiveness from Allah),visiting friends and relatives,exchanging pleasantries by saying 'assala mu alaikum'.etc

haxan919: congrat u can now check your admission status just follow the link and check for your name or by the use of jamb number... www.abu.edu.ng/searchName_omit.php

dis guy u are playing with people's emotion this is so selfish of you please avoid such nonsense in the future

Najib242: hahaha...! Joy no mek mistek go do any tin ''medical wooo'' U knw Y? If ABU aspirants go do test now,ol d result go show positiv! High BP,Heart atak,ulcer,headache,typing feva,browsing fever,argument symptoms,dehydration,human flu,krow-krow,evrytin go dey! I no cal HIV woooooooo.....abeg.......... If u no do medical since,leavam til u recova fully wen d list iz rlizd

guy u are really funny so the abumaniac and abuphobia is spreading fast wish all the victims quick recovery

A.b.u post utme result is out go to www.abu.edu.ng when u get to the result section click print my result to view ur result.

Dear aspirants post ume past questions is on sale in campus.

Lets share ideas on the latest stunts and cruise.Lets keep the hood rocking,so if u've idea of hand break turn et al lets keep it roooolling.

Lets share ideas on the latest stunts and cruise.Lets keep the hood rocking,so if u've idea of hand break turn et al lets keep it roooolling. Lets share ideas on the latest stunts and cruise.Lets keep the hood rocking,so if u've idea of hand break turn et al lets keep it roooolling.

Hey guys help me out, there is this guy in my hood who has a wireless network(wifi) and i am able to get the network signal but the network is refusing connection. so help me on how to gain access so i can browse for freeeee wif my lappy...

This is an expected letter by GEJ to the V.C of UNN Dear Bartholomew okolo, i have seen the positive reactions by MAU students (formerly unilag) upon the change of name of their university.Their sudden euphoria at such a simple thing makes me feel generous and fatherly as president.This encouraging response by mau students made me realise that a federal university in the east is missing a public figure's name.The university is the university of Nigeria Nsukka.In order to make sure the igboS are not marginalised as per usual in Nigerian policies (and also to flex my swag) it should be given the name GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN UNIVERSITY (GEJU) on october 1st 2012.As the first indigenous university in our country you will understand that it is the only university in the country fit to carry my name on its documents.I know im not from Nsukka but mko was also not from Lagos and yet the students were celebrating upon the change of name.I've instructed the police to protect them from arm robbers i hope to receive the same encouraging response from your university students in order to ginger my swagger to keep doing more.Yours faithfully GEJ.

The prestigeous University of Lagos which is also known as unilag has been changed to moshood abiola university.Varsity students protest amidst change of name i advice u guys to calm down or else GEJ alias jona will add uniforms to your swag.

I dont intend to argue with you all i want to say is you are not the only kid in the entire of kano with xbox 360 just bear the fact that there are kids having nappies over their ass like you on their baby sitter sucking breast playing xbox 360 and they play better than you it seems you got foam stacked in your cranium.I now realise that xbl gamers use their butts to reason "what do you want me to prove dick head"

Guy u know wat i value my time so i dont need to dull my self texting once d message is understood i'm done. This is not an english exam platform i advice u to follow suit and move along wit d trend. a proverb says wen in rome do as romans.