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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 7:28pm On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Hey you shut the fvck up and watch from the sidelines.
This fight is not yours, it's the son of marks. So keep quiet and stop yapping, alright.[/color]
Biitch please now shut the fvck up. . . dont under estimate Hyphen. . . i'm the true rap God that hasn't brawled yet cool
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 7:20pm On May 20, 2015
coogar:
if i don't have you and your father cremated and smoke the ashes with the scriptures of matthew, luke & exodus then may the most aggressive south american thunder combust your mom.

what do you think this is? this is no child's play. i used to shatter 12 people at a time - why would an epileptic beast of burden like the man that sired you be a task to me? i can battle you while getting a BJ from your gorgeous aunty.
when i speak itz like an Apocalypse. . . dumbheads with cum-filled brains like u don't survive it

yo mama be sucking the cleaners dick for a living and still can't afford a used bikini that my poor ex wore for 6years

and i heard your grandpa has an ancestral job of licking a piggy butts 50cents for 3 piggy . . my neighbors got a piggy farm, u and daddy can come around to lick 300piggy ass for $5. . . i'll be wearing an air mask that day cuz u'll be Oozing too creepy from 300miles that even my dog gonna puke then i'll make a fone call and cut the deal like quack epileptic nurse who cut your cord when ur momma gave birth to u in an Incenerator

and please man i typed this with my eyes closed. cuz looking at my phone will make me strangle u like a flying bug that i just killed with my teeth



hyphen



Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 7:01pm On May 20, 2015
Coogar turn up!!!!

my blood is boiling in a million degrees. . . even the sun had to relocate closer to the moon to get some chill cheesy



coogar! turn up man! hyphen is here. . . i dont bite, i only do what a shark does to lil fishes cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 6:48pm On May 20, 2015
Where tha fvck is that fucking dund-dumbhead coogarhuh

turn up man. . . ama slit your goddamn throat like i did to steve wonders when he dreamt of brawling me in Illinois angry
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 6:36pm On May 20, 2015
Where's that cogar grin


i'm here to defend my hommie thesonofMark cool


bring ur game on. . . be ready for a shocker angry

Cc:stephenqueen
kingtom
naijaboiy
kinglekan
orijin101
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 4:18pm On May 20, 2015
Speakdatruth:
make i con vote
*straight legs n arms* grin
*busted* how many times u wan vote oga undecided
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 4:17pm On May 20, 2015
dre11:
I vote for Adeh39 SubbieD Twaci Mzlaurel
Cc nljega
#BeatsByDre
thank u sir smiley
#TeamTwaci
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 4:08pm On May 20, 2015
Shezhawt:
Lool... I don't vote... May the best lady win..
U didn't votehuh why na? cry


itz all good. . . next year pls contest, i'll vote for u babe tongue
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 3:51pm On May 20, 2015
tchidi:
I don vote na!! grin tongue
I no see amu embarassed huh
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 3:49pm On May 20, 2015
sheba123:
swdy kindly add maureensylvia, u still 2 slots left. Thnks. Help her make it thru.
What sef? i go beat person mama o undecided


this your Ban bi Allah is getting out of hand angry
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 3:46pm On May 20, 2015
Shezhawt and tchidi una no dey tire to look? tongue



come and vote jare cheesy


#teamtwaci
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 3:41pm On May 20, 2015
Cc: Mariojane
ericrichie
eboy002
oya make una come vote. . . time no dey again

#Teamtwaci
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 12:57pm On May 20, 2015
i vote for

twaci


subbieD


Cc:NLJega
EventsRe: Happy Birthday Orijin101 by alberto2k(m): 6:27pm On May 19, 2015
stephenqueen:
Where hin abuse you,make I see the link grin
undecided
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by alberto2k(m): 2:08pm On May 19, 2015
stephenqueen:
Chai u no wan make I marry subbieD ba huh cry cry
Which subbiedhuh my own subbied? undecided
EventsRe: Happy Birthday Orijin101 by alberto2k(m):
stephenqueen:
Happy birthday orijin101 padi mi. Wish you long life and prosperity in Jesus name,igba odun! Odun kan ooo.Wa last ju bata akube lo,wa pe ju olumo Rock lo...More pus§ys will come your way grin grin


It's your day bro ,have fun smiley


Alberto2k pass me the shekpe grin
Kingtom gimme the ororo angry
Jacksparrow1207 bring the lighter undecided
Prettythicksme oya carry peppersoup come ooo kiss kiss
Jacksparrow1207 is on suspension from the fraternity. . . for bashing a whole Me. . him punishment go dey epic angry
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by alberto2k(m): 1:52pm On May 19, 2015
stephenqueen:
I don send trailers loaded with yam yesterday wink grin

Alberto2k report here now, she talk say she no see the yam angry angry
La Yam La sell it to buy the weed u just finished smoking grin

La Stephen La smoke The Yam grin
RomanceRe: Urgent Help Needed by alberto2k(m): 10:56am On May 19, 2015
cry cry
CelebritiesRe: Checkout This Picture Of Yvonne Nelson On Set..hilarious. by alberto2k(m): 9:59am On May 19, 2015
Choi! my God is truely merciful. . . See as she Ram the Holy Bible grin
CelebritiesRe: Sad News: This Guy Commited Suicide This Morning - RIP by alberto2k(m): 9:58am On May 19, 2015
his Mumu-ness is raised to power 100 grin grin
RomanceRe: Check Out My New Latino Girlfriend by alberto2k(m): 9:54am On May 19, 2015
RottenTomato:
Naija girls dey use me dey play since but never again! This is the pic of a cool Latino babe I just got hooked up to...she's so into me and I love her with my life! Goodbye to Nigerian girls! Gold-diggers! wink cheesy
Hope u know that Latinos are very deadly . . . . cheat on them and they'll Roast your preeq like Maize grin grin


congrats and sorry too grin
PoliticsRe: Photos; VP Elect, Prof Osinbajo Meets With Stakeholders From The Health Sector by alberto2k(m): 9:51am On May 19, 2015
cool
CareerRe: Nigerian Student Ufot Ekong Has Broken A 50 Year Record In Japan by alberto2k(m): 9:42am On May 19, 2015
cool
PoliticsRe: Tribunal: PDP Youths Urge Fasting, Prayer For Agbaje by alberto2k(m): 9:36am On May 19, 2015
Fast abi starve for what? is he Jesus? undecided
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by alberto2k(m): 9:29am On May 19, 2015
Nneka123:
did too grin

It was by karchibarbie lipsrsealed, I don't know if I spelt the sobriquet right. Anyways! Stick to the rule bae smiley, before Jega does something bad lipsrsealed
Damn! those boobs lipsrsealed

Is that a no-make up pic of u? shocked
Cuz Iswear u look more gorgeous without those Mary K of yours cool
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by alberto2k(m): 9:25am On May 19, 2015
Milaby:
thnx, God bless
You're welcome pretty smiley
RomanceRe: Describe Your Current Relationship Status In 3 Words Or A Song Title by alberto2k(m): 9:22am On May 19, 2015
sinaj:
lol...


where av u bin smiley
Hiding under Gift's skirt grin


U know I've been around here but we've been playing hide and seek with each other wink
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by alberto2k(m): 9:16am On May 19, 2015
Do i need to introduce myself again? grin No No no way!!! grin


I Vote for the following contestants

twaci



subbied ( Choi! this girl again, sister Walie u fine o embarassed )



milaby



mzlaurel


and


lurlar2014


Cc: Nljega



RomanceRe: Describe Your Current Relationship Status In 3 Words Or A Song Title by alberto2k(m): 9:07am On May 19, 2015
Terry G - Apkako grin
PoliticsRe: Petroleum Tanker Drivers Embark On Strike Action by alberto2k(m): 8:58am On May 19, 2015
Taylor86:
back from ban
welcome. . .I know that feeling grin

PoliticsRe: Photo: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Awarded With A Honorary Degree By Yale University by alberto2k(m): 8:51am On May 19, 2015
Nice but why those gents in the front row cant sacrifice a seat for Her? undecided


i smell racism angry

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