Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 7:28pm On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy: [color=#000050]Hey you shut the fvck up and watch from the sidelines. This fight is not yours, it's the son of marks. So keep quiet and stop yapping, alright.[/color] Biitch please now shut the fvck up. . . dont under estimate Hyphen. . . i'm the true rap God that hasn't brawled yet |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 7:20pm On May 20, 2015 |
coogar: if i don't have you and your father cremated and smoke the ashes with the scriptures of matthew, luke & exodus then may the most aggressive south american thunder combust your mom.
what do you think this is? this is no child's play. i used to shatter 12 people at a time - why would an epileptic beast of burden like the man that sired you be a task to me? i can battle you while getting a BJ from your gorgeous aunty. when i speak itz like an Apocalypse. . . dumbheads with cum-filled brains like u don't survive it
yo mama be sucking the cleaners dick for a living and still can't afford a used bikini that my poor ex wore for 6years
and i heard your grandpa has an ancestral job of licking a piggy butts 50cents for 3 piggy . . my neighbors got a piggy farm, u and daddy can come around to lick 300piggy ass for $5. . . i'll be wearing an air mask that day cuz u'll be Oozing too creepy from 300miles that even my dog gonna puke then i'll make a fone call and cut the deal like quack epileptic nurse who cut your cord when ur momma gave birth to u in an Incenerator
and please man i typed this with my eyes closed. cuz looking at my phone will make me strangle u like a flying bug that i just killed with my teeth
hyphen
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 7:01pm On May 20, 2015 |
Coogar turn up!!!!
my blood is boiling in a million degrees. . . even the sun had to relocate closer to the moon to get some chill 
coogar! turn up man! hyphen is here. . . i dont bite, i only do what a shark does to lil fishes |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 6:48pm On May 20, 2015 |
Where tha fvck is that fucking dund-dumbhead coogar
turn up man. . . ama slit your goddamn throat like i did to steve wonders when he dreamt of brawling me in Illinois |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by alberto2k(m): 6:36pm On May 20, 2015 |
Where's that cogar
i'm here to defend my hommie thesonofMark 
bring ur game on. . . be ready for a shocker 
Cc:stephenqueen kingtom naijaboiy kinglekan orijin101 |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 4:18pm On May 20, 2015 |
Speakdatruth: make i con vote *straight legs n arms*  *busted* how many times u wan vote oga |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 4:17pm On May 20, 2015 |
dre11: I vote for
Adeh39
SubbieD
Twaci
Mzlaurel
Cc nljega #BeatsByDre
thank u sir 
#TeamTwaci |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 4:08pm On May 20, 2015 |
Shezhawt: Lool... I don't vote... May the best lady win.. U didn't vote why na? 
itz all good. . . next year pls contest, i'll vote for u babe |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 3:51pm On May 20, 2015 |
tchidi: I don vote na!!  I no see amu |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 3:49pm On May 20, 2015 |
sheba123: swdy kindly add maureensylvia, u still 2 slots left. Thnks. Help her make it thru. What sef? i go beat person mama o
this your Ban bi Allah is getting out of hand |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 3:46pm On May 20, 2015 |
Shezhawt and tchidi una no dey tire to look?
come and vote jare 
#teamtwaci |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 3:41pm On May 20, 2015 |
Cc: Mariojane
ericrichie
eboy002
oya make una come vote. . . time no dey again
#Teamtwaci |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alberto2k(m): 12:57pm On May 20, 2015 |
i vote for
twaci
subbieD
Cc:NLJega |
Events › Re: Happy Birthday Orijin101 by alberto2k(m): 6:27pm On May 19, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by alberto2k(m): 2:08pm On May 19, 2015 |
stephenqueen: Chai u no wan make I marry subbieD ba  Which subbied my own subbied? |
Events › Re: Happy Birthday Orijin101 by alberto2k(m): 2:05pm On May 19, 2015*. Modified: 6:26pm On May 19, 2015 |
stephenqueen: Happy birthday orijin101 padi mi. Wish you long life and prosperity in Jesus name,igba odun! Odun kan ooo.Wa last ju bata akube lo,wa pe ju olumo Rock lo...More pus§ys will come your way 
It's your day bro ,have fun 
Alberto2k pass me the shekpe  Kingtom gimme the ororo  Jacksparrow1207 bring the lighter  Prettythicksme oya carry peppersoup come ooo  Jacksparrow1207 is on suspension from the fraternity. . . for bashing a whole Me. . him punishment go dey epic |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by alberto2k(m): 1:52pm On May 19, 2015 |
stephenqueen: I don send trailers loaded with yam yesterday 
Alberto2k report here now, she talk say she no see the yam  La Yam La sell it to buy the weed u just finished smoking 
La Stephen La smoke The Yam |
Romance › Re: Urgent Help Needed by alberto2k(m): 10:56am On May 19, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Checkout This Picture Of Yvonne Nelson On Set..hilarious. by alberto2k(m): 9:59am On May 19, 2015 |
Choi! my God is truely merciful. . . See as she Ram the Holy Bible |
Celebrities › Re: Sad News: This Guy Commited Suicide This Morning - RIP by alberto2k(m): 9:58am On May 19, 2015 |
his Mumu-ness is raised to power 100 |
Romance › Re: Check Out My New Latino Girlfriend by alberto2k(m): 9:54am On May 19, 2015 |
RottenTomato: Naija girls dey use me dey play since but never again! This is the pic of a cool Latino babe I just got hooked up to...she's so into me and I love her with my life! Goodbye to Nigerian girls! Gold-diggers!  Hope u know that Latinos are very deadly . . . . cheat on them and they'll Roast your preeq like Maize 
congrats and sorry too |
Politics › Re: Photos; VP Elect, Prof Osinbajo Meets With Stakeholders From The Health Sector by alberto2k(m): 9:51am On May 19, 2015 |
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Career › Re: Nigerian Student Ufot Ekong Has Broken A 50 Year Record In Japan by alberto2k(m): 9:42am On May 19, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Tribunal: PDP Youths Urge Fasting, Prayer For Agbaje by alberto2k(m): 9:36am On May 19, 2015 |
Fast abi starve for what? is he Jesus? |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by alberto2k(m): 9:29am On May 19, 2015 |
Nneka123: did too 
It was by karchibarbie , I don't know if I spelt the sobriquet right. Anyways! Stick to the rule bae , before Jega does something bad  Damn! those boobs 
Is that a no-make up pic of u? Cuz Iswear u look more gorgeous without those Mary K of yours |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by alberto2k(m): 9:25am On May 19, 2015 |
Milaby: thnx, God bless You're welcome pretty |
Romance › Re: Describe Your Current Relationship Status In 3 Words Or A Song Title by alberto2k(m): 9:22am On May 19, 2015 |
sinaj: lol...
where av u bin  Hiding under Gift's skirt 
U know I've been around here but we've been playing hide and seek with each other |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by alberto2k(m): 9:16am On May 19, 2015 |
Do i need to introduce myself again? No No no way!!! 
I Vote for the following contestants
twaci
subbied ( Choi! this girl again, sister Walie u fine o )
milaby
mzlaurel
and
lurlar2014
Cc: Nljega
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Romance › Re: Describe Your Current Relationship Status In 3 Words Or A Song Title by alberto2k(m): 9:07am On May 19, 2015 |
Terry G - Apkako |
Politics › Re: Petroleum Tanker Drivers Embark On Strike Action by alberto2k(m): 8:58am On May 19, 2015 |
Taylor86: back from ban welcome. . .I know that feeling 
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Politics › Re: Photo: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Awarded With A Honorary Degree By Yale University by alberto2k(m): 8:51am On May 19, 2015 |
Nice but why those gents in the front row cant sacrifice a seat for Her? 
i smell racism |