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Phones › Re: Keke Operator Finds & Returns Airtime Worth Of N80,000 In Owerri , Gets Rewarded by alberto2k(m): 10:04am On Aug 02, 2016

[color=Teal] but i think they should have bought him a better KEKE tricycle. . .
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Crime › Re: Photo:Robbers Killed After Attacking Police Inspector As He Leaves Bank In Lagos by alberto2k(m): 8:40am On Aug 02, 2016

derrick333:
I love dis con3 "Oya come and b going"

[color=Teal]NCAN secretary to Robert mugabe reporting Live from Kampala [/color]

Crime › Re: 22-year-old Fashion Designer Slumps, Dies, After Being Threatened by alberto2k(m): 8:38am On Aug 02, 2016

Politics › Re: Namadi Sambo Celebrates His 62nd Birthday Today by alberto2k(m): 8:31am On Aug 02, 2016

[color=Teal] Former GHOST Vice president

Anyways... happy birthday Architect. Willy Willy [/color]

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Crime › Re: Photo:Robbers Killed After Attacking Police Inspector As He Leaves Bank In Lagos by alberto2k(m): 8:10am On Aug 02, 2016

mikeweezy:
am just here to check name so am going

[color=Teal]I see you're disappointed Ntooor!!

Oya come and be going [/color]

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Fashion › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by alberto2k(m): 3:16pm On Aug 01, 2016

[color=Teal]I, Alhaji Batuka Al makaya mai Rago gino votes for the following contestants

vizkiz
fynestboi
Iamkingzlee
Kenneth205
photoshoot
ichomy
piperson

Cc: Nljega [/color]

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Romance › Re: To Evegran And Other Nairaland Mortals... by alberto2k(m): 12:01pm On Jul 16, 2016

LordofNairaland:
Evegran, where art thou? Come and see my picture. I am the god of the Nairaland universe.

You want to see a god. You are not even scared. Even the owner of this site can't look at me and remain the same. I am the sun. The winds. I am neither human nor spirit. I am a powerful entity. My elements are water and air. Even these elements worship me. I am arrogant. Arrogance is my first name. I dine and wine with Zeus. Ogun can't look me in the eyes. How then. can you, a downtrodden mortal, mere dust, smelly human see me and remain the same

Picture the sun and that is me. I am lord of Nairaland. The most arrogant creature in the known universe.

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 Interview Update by alberto2k(m): 11:55am On Jul 16, 2016

[color=Teal] This land belongs to Alhaji Batuka almakaya and is not for sale . . beware of my dan iska son TANKO Danjuma Almakaya '[/color]

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Crime › Re: Ade Basket Arrested For Beating Pregnant Woman (pic) by alberto2k(m): 11:52am On Jul 16, 2016

[color=Teal] Wetin concern Agbero with overload!! [/color]

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Romance › Re: Guys, See 6 Signs You Are Not Satisfying Your Woman by alberto2k(m): 11:51am On Jul 16, 2016

[color=Teal] you'll be touching her and she'll just stay numb like a statue [/color]

Romance › Re: Amazing Gele Looks That Would Amaze You by alberto2k(m): 8:27am On Jul 16, 2016

[color=Teal] All these ones na joking stuvvs, make my grandma tire gele for u, if windows of heaven no go open immediately [/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: A Collection Of Funny African Pictures (just For Laughs) by alberto2k(m): 8:39pm On Jul 15, 2016

Smellymouth:
Ka kura lafiya?

Ina lafiya kalau, Na gode

[color=Teal] Mutuminna [/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: A Collection Of Funny African Pictures (just For Laughs) by alberto2k(m): 7:38pm On Jul 15, 2016

Smellymouth:
Growing up in Kaduna..

ME:: Mummy, I am hungry..
MOM:: Go and Make Eba..
ME:: I don't want Eba.
MOM:: Then you are not hungry na

ME:::

[color=Teal] Smelly so u be Dan kaduna. . . dan iska yaro [/color]

Romance › Re: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by alberto2k(m): 4:30pm On Jul 15, 2016

Fulaboy:
kai dan iska ne

[color=Teal] Hehehe. . . walahi ba lepi na ba

mutuminna i see yhu [/color]

Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye,AY And Osita Iheme In Instabul,Turkey For Eto's Charity Match(photos by alberto2k(m): 10:33am On Jul 15, 2016

Berlyn:

Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye,AY And Osita Iheme In Instabul,Turkey For Eto's Charity Match(photos by alberto2k(m): 10:19am On Jul 15, 2016

suzan404:
you don't like it

[color=Teal] not that, I like your smile better [/color]

Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye,AY And Osita Iheme In Instabul,Turkey For Eto's Charity Match(photos by alberto2k(m): 10:18am On Jul 15, 2016

Berlyn:
[size=15pt]aww i'm blushing real bad [/size]

[color=Teal] Blush till u face turn red. . . That robot no go answer u [/color]

Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye,AY And Osita Iheme In Instabul,Turkey For Eto's Charity Match(photos by alberto2k(m): 10:05am On Jul 15, 2016

suzan404:
yeah....I'm good

[color=Teal] Why showing all your 32. . . who's tickling you? [/color]

Politics › Re: Photos: Meet The Nigerian Couple Who Have 5 Girls, And They Are All Lawyers by alberto2k(m): 10:02am On Jul 15, 2016

alexiej:
Wow! This is so cool.

I wonder if they're all in God's will for their lives tho

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Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye,AY And Osita Iheme In Instabul,Turkey For Eto's Charity Match(photos by alberto2k(m): 9:53am On Jul 15, 2016

suzan404:
......been a while,,........how are you doing??

[color=Teal] I'm fine bebe, hope you're good? [/color]

Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye,AY And Osita Iheme In Instabul,Turkey For Eto's Charity Match(photos by alberto2k(m): 9:43am On Jul 15, 2016

suzan404:
lmao!!!

[color=Teal] Suzan Suzan. . . long time [/color]

Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye,AY And Osita Iheme In Instabul,Turkey For Eto's Charity Match(photos by alberto2k(m): 9:40am On Jul 15, 2016

Berlyn:
wicked

[color=Teal]

Lalasticlala's only faithful and loyal bae. . . how fa na? [/color]

Politics › Re: Picture Of Senator Dino Melaye Few Years Back by alberto2k(m): 9:33am On Jul 15, 2016

[color=Teal] See as em be like Ab0ki way dey mount gate [/color]

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Fashion › Re: Lumenni Bombo, One-Armed Model At Angolan Fashion Week 2016 by alberto2k(m): 9:32am On Jul 15, 2016

[color=Teal] Beautiful. . . beautiful, Bold and Strong Woman [/color]

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Romance › Re: Picture: When Abokis Dab...see Dabbing by alberto2k(m): 7:45am On Jul 15, 2016

[color=Teal] Ab0ki will always remain an Ab0ki. . . see as the last guy comot yansh like stripper [/color]

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Crime › Re: Hairdresser And Boyfriend Fighting Over Sex In Lagos by alberto2k(m): 7:10am On Jul 15, 2016

[color=Teal] Just because of 5mins enjoyment Nitori olorun [/color]

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Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye,AY And Osita Iheme In Instabul,Turkey For Eto's Charity Match(photos by alberto2k(m): 7:07am On Jul 15, 2016

[color=Teal] Is AKI eating more BlueBand so he can grow more or what? [/color]

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TV/Movies › Re: Disney Showcases First Ever True African Film-Queen Of Katwe by alberto2k(m): 7:03am On Jul 15, 2016

fanficgirl:
Oh sorry my brother, you just soundd very angry and unimpressed with the movie. Forgive me.

[color=Teal] apologies accepted [/color]

TV/Movies › Re: Disney Showcases First Ever True African Film-Queen Of Katwe by alberto2k(m): 6:34am On Jul 15, 2016

fanficgirl:
Bad belle! This will be the first true African movie shown to Westerners . It might be Nollywood's big break as people will be more exposed to African films and will be interested!

[color=Teal]
I'm not bad belle-ing, i only asked u a simply question and you're here ranting like i made a hate statement on the Disney or it's movie

or u think you love movies more than i do?

Wooos swerve with your Boosit O jare [/color]

Politics › Re: Soyinka: Treasury Looters Should Be Jailed Not Bailed by alberto2k(m): 6:28am On Jul 15, 2016

[color=Teal] It's easier said than Done [/color]

TV/Movies › Re: Disney Showcases First Ever True African Film-Queen Of Katwe by alberto2k(m): 6:26am On Jul 15, 2016

[color=Teal] Who Disney epp?? [/color]

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