TV/Movies › Re: Nina Dobrev (elena) Quits The Vampire Diaries by alberto2k(m): 7:10pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
is this for real Cc: Rokiatu |
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Say In The Romance Section Which Makes Guys Bash Them by alberto2k(m): 7:07pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
stephenqueen: You say what? make she cum ur house  its strictly business |
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Say In The Romance Section Which Makes Guys Bash Them by alberto2k(m): 7:04pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
Orijin101: tosyne2much, weldone ooo. . . you no fit call me abi ? dem don capture page 1 from me now  and where u go u dis chapman baboon  |
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Say In The Romance Section Which Makes Guys Bash Them by alberto2k(m): 7:03pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
Oga Tosyne2much dey vess for me 
Baba forgive your boi, I was under the influence of kenyan weed, now mah eye don clear 
Baba joor, mabinu |
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Say In The Romance Section Which Makes Guys Bash Them by alberto2k(m): 6:56pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
prettythicksme: Tosyne na pastor ooo,we attend same church.Alberto2k as dis ur weed bis dey boom,i want make i support with pepper soup bis..as guy dey take weed make dem dey top am with fine pepper soup  Lol! See igbo woman o 
Oya juss come mah house in the night make we talk about the business 
Ehmm. . . Ehmm. . . Abeg No come with that astronaut suit way u wear go Orijin101 house the other day fa |
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Say In The Romance Section Which Makes Guys Bash Them by alberto2k(m): 6:50pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
DarkAngel86: Miss universe
Get it right  wareva. . . 
Show us your picture and let's see if you look better than an indian baboon |
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Say In The Romance Section Which Makes Guys Bash Them by alberto2k(m): 6:46pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
2dice: bro how many acres you buy? baba na 70 square acres |
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Say In The Romance Section Which Makes Guys Bash Them by alberto2k(m): 6:42pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
DarkAngel86:

10) there are more ugly dudes on NL than good looking guys. That's why they don't have pics on their account but they'll bash a fine gal with a picture up.  and where is your own picture madam Miss world? |
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Say In The Romance Section Which Makes Guys Bash Them by alberto2k(m): 6:39pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
prettythicksme: nl guys are handsome but not all yeah... But some ladies really thinks we're fugly
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Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Say In The Romance Section Which Makes Guys Bash Them by alberto2k(m): 6:26pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
I dedicate this plot to my weedstars
Kingtom, Orijin101, ipledge, stephenqueen, fabdedon, stephenqueen, 2dice, jezyfreezman, acekid4c, chimerase2, jacksparrow1207, countersparrow, sinaj, prettythicksme, fulaboy, harrysterol and anyone else that blazes and buys weed from me 
Oga Tosyne2much shey u go like join us?? |
Romance › Re: 10 Things Ladies Say In The Romance Section Which Makes Guys Bash Them by alberto2k(m): 6:25pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
- NL guys are not handsome
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by alberto2k(m): 6:17pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
2dice: what really happened to zick19? he was murdered
ask Orijin101..
he was the Orijinal witness |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by alberto2k(m): 6:15pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
Ipledge: you be were I swear use #50 do Wetin? buy pad |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by alberto2k(m): 6:07pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
2dice: Alberto2k my n.gga been selling Fake weeds to dem ladies
 its all good tho Me I dey on leave today
I dey mourn zick19
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by alberto2k(m): 5:49pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
diddydiva: I want my money  how much sef 
$20 x $20000 = $400,000
Chisos! 
*scratches head*
*searches for money in my back pocket
*scratches head again
*scratches ear, picks nose.. Rubs eyes* 
*searches for money again,
*Finds N50
Ehmm. . . Ehm. . . Diddy oya hold this N50 make ah go bank go collect the rest |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by alberto2k(m): 5:34pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
Ipledge: Na you mention am now,assuming u no mention him,nobody will ask u baba I didn't, diddydiva did..
She prolly think I'm the one who killed him and she's been haunting me since Last month |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by alberto2k(m): 5:30pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
diddydiva: Nah! i need the money i paid for him to deliver 20000 packs of weed. mtscheeew! Common 20000 wraps of weed? 
Oya berra bring shovel and pack ya weed before I change my mind 
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Romance › Re: Candid Advice???? by alberto2k(m): 5:26pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
he should take 2 bottle of orubebe bitters 
thanks me later
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Jokes Etc › Re: New Mode Of Dress For Igbos After April 11 by alberto2k(m): 5:23pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
This whole thing is becoming annoying |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by alberto2k(m): 5:21pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
Ipledge: where is zick19 argh! Even u
Why is everybody asking of zick19 from me
Na me kill amu? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by alberto2k(m): 5:18pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
diddydiva: I need my money back. where is he before i get u arrested oh... Ehm. . Ehm you're that sugar mommy he told me about? 
Zick19 is dead 
But I can offer u sugarboy services to pay up the money |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by alberto2k(m): 4:33pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
diddydiva: where is zick19 Cc Alberto2k Zick19 dn knack u belle? |
Romance › Re: Please Rate My Bestfriend(bestie) by alberto2k(m): 4:01pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
1.5/10 |
Phones › Re: NAIRALAND APP Ain't Working On My Phone Please Help by alberto2k(m): 3:58pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
ONYX5: bro from the very 1st day I installed it till this day it's not working. Please are you using S4 and dose the app work on your phone? yeah... Once used S4mini and I had the app on my phone, worked perfectly. Did u download it with subscription?, Are u using subscription or just normal free data? |
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Phones › Re: NAIRALAND APP Ain't Working On My Phone Please Help by alberto2k(m): 3:43pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
ONYX5: it doesn't notifies me Check the app settings and Notifications settings, maybe you toggled something that's makes the notification to stop |
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Romance › Re: Advice From Nairaland by alberto2k(m): 3:27pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
I don't knw why am laughing at your post sef |
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