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Juju man don wine all these ones 😂😂

But you fit wash kpomo wey old pass you...dem never threatin you well o

papiSNEH:
Good day everyone..

my narration may be long but please bear with me. i'm the type that loves keeping things low-key, minding my business and staying on my lane. I don't look for people's trouble but that doesn't mean if they look for mine i won't double it.

anyways long story short. i moved in into my present compound, mostly tenants here are family people. Apart exchanging pleasantries "Good morning",and "Good evening", i don't talk to any fellow tenant. and as someone who mostly works remote and into crypto, e no go hard them to tag me one name i just day my day.

so after like 2 or 3 months i parked in, then moved in a single lady that should be probably in her mid or late 30s but body her body na killer. she's always own her lane, goes to work early and back by evening,she constant keeps straight face and hardly greet or talk to anyone but a little soft when it's me. later i started noticing her kind of dodoyo eye contact.

i wasn't much surprise, one evening while i standing beside front of our estate's gate with the delivery bike-man receiving my package. as she was returning back from work, she walked up to me there and asked if i have eaten shawarma pointing one shawarma spot opposite end. saying yesterday was her first time trying their's and since then she haven't been her self...(in my mind was like why are you tell me all this or should i go and fight them?)....and that her day was hectic with diarrhea and fever all join. as we where going in, i asked hope she have taken medicine atlest to stop the running stomach she said yes but the ones she took ain't that effective and wants to get another one. i then told and directed her to a big pharmacy in our area, that after she gets home and freshens up she can go there and get the medicine. but she then insist that i must follow her, that she's tired and we going together will energize her. inside my mind i just smiled and talking inside me "watin u dey find for sokoto no worry e dey inside my shokoto, body go tell you soon". i didn't give her a forward answer i told her i'm going in, to try the package i just receive and do some few things but when she's done she can come to my apartment to call me if i'm less busy by then i will escort her to the pharmacy.

so from that very day that's how me and she became close, we started running parol and i dey constantly give her watin no good.. within me i know fully nothing is attached . my own is to keep the engine running for her Mr.Right to come drive the car away. i later got to know she's a bank in a top position too and she gallant well well. she has a large heart unless i didn't ask. her net worth can relocated family of 5 to US and they would hit the ground running immediately ..everything was matured and going smoothly but the only problem is the she's against us using bulletproof whenever we want to go to war cos she likes it raw...to my own understanding she's no longer a baby she will be tiding things up care of herself and taking after pills.

things have going on for over 8months now and no issues. so past Friday she came to my apartment telling lately she've not been feeling to well that on her back home, she branched the hospital to receive her result and that she's pregnant. immediately i asked her Pregnant ke? how? are you a baby ? don't you know how to prevent?.i then asked her what she wants about all this, she replied i should do what a man supposed to do.. supposed to do keh? of all the people in this world na banker i go come marry? people way too dey chop dem selfs office. colleague go chop, manger go chop even big customers ain't left out.. na watin innocent me wan come chop till i kpeme. I am 75% sure i'm the one that got her pregnant but DNA must clear the 25% doubt.

i then told her that i'm not ready for any of this. that i have goals to achieve and the one i score in her post is not one of them.. she went crazy after the drama she left but since then i have been receiving threatening messages and calls from unknown fellows but me i no send.. she can't rope me with belle.. i can't marry someone that's older than me.

😂😂 I don burst laugh tire oo

Osiris12:
This one na fake💯💯💯💯

Sha no go sell something wey go burn down person house

😂😂 e don reach like this...I no trust those ppl e fit be donkey milk like that ooo

Naso e be
Everybody get him Oga

Sheuns:
Na for here their pricks Dey take hard.

If e reach the turn of those other guys now, dem go go soft.

Shioor.

Na pon pon pon talk be this na...e no sweet for hear at all

Lol...says who?

Dwarfgod:
Which car?? Any raising will ruin your car performance and stability. That is how most gets into accident... Don't raise your car!! Warning!!!
The least you can do is to change your tire size but not to big to hit your fender.

You fit raise am by half inch,that one no deh too show say u raise am..the mechanic will surely show you the size they wan raise am to...if na d fayawo raise u want e go show u before welder work am OTILO

La click...La kpai
La click...La kpai

God when..see balance
Happy sales

Man absent sir 😂😂
Imbe present sir

How much u borrow am wey u deh tell am to buy land...nawa for u ooo

Amovingman:
Better use your money to buy land my advise for you

🤣🤣

Goddyrichie:
badh man 😂 I understand u o

E deh sweet ehn

JobAndVacancies:
you are very wicked hahahahaha ,🤣🤣.
That means you have seen a tortoise before

Confam oo

JobAndVacancies:
I heard Theresa a sharp scissors abi razors at the back

As how na
I just want make the innocent animal teach am 1 or 2

whatmoreng:
why? Are you gay just asking. no offense

Another hot revenue loading for Lag

You must relate with Akpororo cos u funny ooo 😂[color=#000099][/color]

Helpabrother247:
Dear nairalanders,

My name is brother.
For months to a year,I was at a dead end mfb job,which paid a meagre salary that was too small to sustain me as at then.

I turned to online loan apps to pay for things like food and transport with the hopes to clear off the loan by months end.
The interests compiled on these loan apps and became too big to bear .

I made the biggest mistake ever,I borrowed from Peter to pay Paul. Since then it has been a painful spiral.

I now earn almost 500k monthly but cant sustain myself because I use all I have to pay loans every month and have to survive on what I can reloan

Please someone help a brother

I need a lumpsum loan of 500k to a million and intend to pay off with interest every month for a year or 6 months.

I know its a weird request to ask for a loan to clear off loans,

I could have gone to palmpay or opay but bad credit won't let them give me

Please someone help as this is affecting my mental health .

I have some loans due on this forthcoming Friday and would appreciate help so as to clear all and be paying monthly for 6 to 12 months

If you can help please email me

Helpabrother247@gmail.com

I am interested in all your requirements and conditions

I can provide everything u require,I am not in lagos or abuja.

Put yo finger inside hin yansh first e go sabi you ASAP

They looking for half grown people 😂

dailyflavour:
Did they tell you they are looking for full grown people

Na wetin Sodiq talk for here be that before them use Ewedu stick beat 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂 omo werey
Upload d Toto wey dash u too

Na Molue una two enter
So funny bros 😂😂😂

@Sonofgod1990 come cover your face book space now oo 😂

Badadvisor:
E dey do me like make i do 500k naira give away if gunners win, like 100k to 4 gunners and man u🔴 fans in the building and 100k for one Chelshit fan that's ready to see the light and denounce that useless club today

We go appreciate bros

Badadvisor:
E dey do me like make i do 500k naira give away if gunners win, like 100k to 4 gunners and man u🔴 fans in the building and 100k for one Chelshit fan that's ready to see the light and denounce that useless club today

U think say na A.I
Sonofgod1990

Phraences:
Why is the header showing PSG scored?

Regards to Gimporters and Congratulations to you Sir

Rogue go Rogue u Ajeh...my guy still parked his cos of gear mata

@Sonofgod1990 come and fill up gunners bucket oo

Happy birthdayyy
Enjoy

Happy birthday Ragirl
Cheers to your new beginning