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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Adekunle Ajayi: Man Rejected Offers In Shell & Chevron To Live & Work In Ekiti by alfred007(m): 6:45pm On Jan 17, 2018
Condoms dont really guarantee full protection during sex. A friend of mine was wearing one and he got shot by the girls boyfriend.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Weird!siberian Village Is So Cold That People's Eyelashes Are Freezing (photos) by alfred007(m): 9:44pm On Jan 16, 2018
hell no
Sports / Re: Seun Adigun, Ngozi Onwumere, Akuoma Omeoga Celebrated In New Beats By Dre Advert by alfred007(m): 9:36pm On Jan 16, 2018
that's cool though but in other news

Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but we always used double protection. Then, how is it possible?

Doctor: Let me tell you a story to make you realize that it is possible.

“There was a Hunter who always carried a Gun wherever he went. One day, he took his Umbrella instead of his
Gun and went out.
A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun and shot the Lion, the Lion collapsed & died.

Guy:This is totally Nonsense. “Someone else must have shot the Lion”

Doctor: Good!!
Next patient please…have a lovely day

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Crime / Re: Meet Faith Amadi Who Lost Her Virginity To Gang Rapists At 17 (Photos) by alfred007(m): 9:32pm On Jan 16, 2018
fyn
Crime / Re: Meet Faith Amadi Who Lost Her Virginity To Gang Rapists At 17 (Photos) by alfred007(m): 9:32pm On Jan 16, 2018
ok

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Sports / Re: Sunday Oliseh Leads Fortuna Sittard To First Title In 23 Years by alfred007(m): 10:00pm On Jan 13, 2018
arsenal fans, this is your coach if u need tittle, ;d ;d
Sports / Re: Saudi Women Spotted In Stadium For The First Time In History(Photos) by alfred007(m): 6:03am On Jan 13, 2018
Religion confinement

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Introduces Remita Pay Option As New Payment System For Corps Members by alfred007(m): 5:43am On Jan 13, 2018
ProsperMVE:
OK, expect my call by Friday. 7 days from now
OK! will do
NYSC / Re: NYSC Introduces Remita Pay Option As New Payment System For Corps Members by alfred007(m): 10:02pm On Jan 12, 2018
ProsperMVE:
Sorry bro, Even the guy I ask to pm didn't, how much do you need?
I have done that now! or u could call me 08064772292
NYSC / Re: NYSC Introduces Remita Pay Option As New Payment System For Corps Members by alfred007(m): 2:54pm On Jan 12, 2018
oshe11:
what do want to use it for?
my rent!
NYSC / Re: NYSC Introduces Remita Pay Option As New Payment System For Corps Members by alfred007(m): 2:53pm On Jan 12, 2018
thunderbabs:

Take 50k wink
funny man! but am serious
NYSC / Re: NYSC Introduces Remita Pay Option As New Payment System For Corps Members by alfred007(m): 2:04pm On Jan 12, 2018
to who it may concern though!


! I need 50k!
this is so important to me right now!

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Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari Leaves Hospital After Power Bike Accident by alfred007(m): 2:02pm On Jan 12, 2018
ok! I need 50k! this is so important to me right now!
Career / Re: "The Intimidation Is Too Much" - Policewoman Laments After This Happened by alfred007(m): 2:01pm On Jan 12, 2018
ok! I need 50k! this is so important to me right now!

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Politics / Re: Kogi Wants Cattle Colony To Be Built In The State First by alfred007(m): 1:58pm On Jan 12, 2018
ok! I need 50k!

this is so important to me right now!
Crime / Re: Doctor Who Was Kidnapped While On Duty In Calabar Regains Freedom. Photo by alfred007(m): 1:51pm On Jan 12, 2018
ok! Good news! I wish this country will be released from its abductors

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Celebrities / Re: Moesha Boduong: "Being Curvy Is Not A Crime'' by alfred007(m): 1:51pm On Jan 12, 2018
decency is crime! bitches everywhere
Romance / Re: Just After Celebrating His Pregnant Girlfriend On Twitter, Boy Finds Out She’s B by alfred007(m): 4:34pm On Jan 11, 2018
incomplete news! where's the rest of the gist
Romance / Re: Seriously Need Your Help by alfred007(m): 4:24pm On Jan 11, 2018
get busy and get a girlfriend!
Romance / Re: Food, Sex And Sleep, Abeg Which One Sweet Pass by alfred007(m): 6:05am On Jan 10, 2018
ok!

our choices differs bro! we have our addictions!

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Romance / Re: How A Girl Wanted To Kill Me With Sexual Enjoyment by alfred007(m): 9:06pm On Jan 04, 2018
futoite!
Science/Technology / Re: Augustine Otuokwa Ogar Constructs Hydro-Electric Power Plant (Photos) by alfred007(m): 12:56pm On Jan 04, 2018
I would advice PMB to look for this young man and establish him!
that he could use to run for 2019!

if not what will he tell Nigerians that he has done for them! :d
Romance / Re: "A Girl I Paid 20k For Sex Video And Nude Photos Stole My iPhone 7" - Man Claims by alfred007(m): 12:54pm On Jan 04, 2018
ok! cry me a river baby, cry me a lagoon!

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Romance / Re: This Diamond Ring Worth $2m, Can You Buy It For Your Spouse? by alfred007(m): 11:36am On Jan 04, 2018
Romance / Re: Fvck MBGN. Behold The Finest Girl In Nigeria (photos) by alfred007(m): 2:57pm On Jan 03, 2018
Yommy247:
Because you no get brain no mean say she no go get brain

ok
Romance / Re: Fvck MBGN. Behold The Finest Girl In Nigeria (photos) by alfred007(m): 7:59pm On Jan 02, 2018
bignoisemaker:
on the contrary, she does bro. She drops intelligent messages on her page

I know her likes bro

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