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EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Alimtoheeb(m): 1:15pm On Sep 21, 2014
ETETI SI IKEDE TI EKO SAN OWO FUN
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Eyi ni lati fito gbogbo eyin ti en wo Oju Olohun fun inkankan lati odo BBF, boya 2nd baagi ni(baagi ifalowo keji), abi clearance wipe ki e ni suuru lopolopo toripe, awon ti nwon wa ni igbanu eto ilera ti ifafiti na un mura ati maje ki aarun ebola wole si ile iwe NAA. Esee gan ni. Alim Toyyib lon jabo iroyin fun ile ise NTA.
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Alimtoheeb(m): 12:26pm On Sep 21, 2014
Yungmilio2: wait you call utme Final Exam? Lol
Bro Fellowship? how many student dey go fellowship? no be person like Lordseyad n yungchop
although city can go attend Coza (them dey share gift wella)
Bro I don dey subscribe since I enter ss1 I no dey beg for 10mb LoL
All my Female friends (them no sabi cook) nah golden morn them go give you chop - shey that one nah food?
You drink garri for months nah him Kwashiorkor no catch you?
you wey I dey see for Iya Alamala JT
Bro Tell Bro way dey next to that Bro say
The witches don upgrade them don dey ping now self
selfie pixie , grandie
u got me speachless
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Alimtoheeb(m): 10:14am On Sep 21, 2014
AFTER paying 70k tuition fee!!!

AFTER sitting for the remedial/post utme exam!!!

AFTER treking in the dusty tanke sarab nd oderz road!!!

AFTER drinking garri for months!!!

AFTER paying 50k for house rent

AFTER so many copy and paste
assignment!!!

AFTER visiting a female friend for food.

AFTER buying 100mtn and etisalat just to collect mb for assignment!!!

AFTER standing up for first timer in all fellowship!!!

AFTER overcoming the dangers of living without your parents!!!

AFTER surviving the pressure of some sadistic lecturers!!!

AFTER having sleepless nights preparing for UTME exam!!!

AFTER spending 80 for that villa!!!

AFTER over coming that lecture theatre stress!!!

AFTER arguing with students that secure space for their friends with their biro, books, bag n even lipstick!!!

AFTER writing your final exam

AFTER scoring 180 nd above in the UTME!!!

AFTER practising JAMB past questions for POST UME!!! AFTER ALL THESE...

Na there one witch for ur village. Go come say u no go crossover to the Main Campus (PS) or you won't get your admission letter this year!!!

I decree that peace will not be their portion! Fire will burn them day and night in d mighty name of God!!!
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Alimtoheeb(m): 10:56am On Sep 20, 2014
wheesin: na wa o.. unilorin never release list and today is Saturday ,like if that wasnt enough ,i was banned from the education section for commenting like a nairaland user . undecided


AM INDIRECTLY DECLARING A STRIKE IN THE Unilorin Aspirant Association of Nigeria. (U.A.A.N) whether the admission is released or not ,we are not resuming until our demands are met.


signed- Wheesin (Chairman U.A.A.N

yungmilio2- vice chairman

rkarang- deputy vice chairman

alimtoheeb- deputy assistant vice chairman

yungchop- chief treasurer


....and other general members and jambites
angry
Noted.......
EventsRe: Happy Birthday Mates! by Alimtoheeb(m): 5:19am On Sep 20, 2014
I personally also use dis thread Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ wish u guyz happy birthday, LLNP.....inspiROHM(39), reka(33), JohnmcCain(39), tunscolo(31), ayozie(34), olatomiwa(38), ramaju(34), vanstanzy(34), arowhales(27), benukah, afribabe(30), Jeison(25), IZUKWU, tgold2(26), presiade, Ojaydj(29), cavicent19, konfessor(34), koolangel1(33), haffikem, Senator2015(29), sirwilli(34), Fairgodwin(28), 9jaLaw(35), Faith3luv, tobilek(22), collinsJn(27), donnelly, wi5dom(25), unclechem(27), humpito, Abdul315(23), glou(26), adedavid501(25), Kylexy3000(22), pmictltd, tosenj(19), Meritgoal(29), Belvinho, felixedet(38), Popprincess(17), outseba, Jochebed7(29), Zhangkum, teenuharde, cassysmallz(30), Haryomhe(19), Joshalpha, riqblaze, femzo(28), Juvinist, pearl360, yuzbel(40), Naijalastborn(24), skyoboy, ENIMONEY(23), Obidikejr, Endurancebako(22), Dammyoni18(24), Marytess(20), Yettocome, king94(20), skono(29), domdan13(16), kceemart, tyav7, DivinePrince(28), frankben(23), johnpaulbuddy, ggrin(22), Youngsimas(27), Godmystrength(30), DaWorshiper, StaceyJ, enkay27(30), egbezienirabor(27), Magnus20, UmanuJoy, Angel196(18), James1990(24), blinksjeff(24), berrytech(31), NavyBoiJabari(26), OlayemiKing, completey, okorieinnocent(26), teejaykkr(21), kanyi1(19), MissTeaseMe, lollytee4lyf(24), Ziglarbanky(24), maryj4u(28), beautybmy(23), SmellMyFart(19)
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Alimtoheeb(m): 4:43am On Sep 20, 2014
Shevycyco: Dnt u guys provide hlp on dz forum again niii......actually need hlp on haw to go about d uploading of documents....av bought all d card needed buh dnt knw wat to do next....people who av done their's shld please hlp me out naw.....na beg I dy beg...08179610189
in a situation like dis, u need Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ go Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ previous page Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ check how oderz do ders cusppl have been asking of dis kind question nd it has been answered times without number?
Ans: after paying acceptance fee, u will scan ur o'level Nd jamb result(if u are indegene, u wiLl also scan state of origin cert) u will also need jamb nd waec scratch card in which u will activate it by using it once, so, u will upload †ђξresult nd enter †ђξ pin nd serial number including †ђξ year u did d exam on ur portal......I think dat help?
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Alimtoheeb(m): 9:06pm On Sep 19, 2014
Temmi001: when I mean a school,I Mean A conventional Federal or State University,not A private Or an Open University,where All you need Is ur O'level Result And ur cash!!! I guess u're an Engineering fresher,wake up!!!...ENGINE BOYS=SMART MEN!!jez kidding bro#that moment when shekau Says the National pledge#
fresher sha, dat tag makes mme feel like a learner, but no p, soon gonna be stalite by God's grace.....ur dept?
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Alimtoheeb(m): 8:52pm On Sep 19, 2014
Everything na nxt wk, even person wey never go Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ kwara state before dey talk say na next week, clearance, next week, 2nd batch, next week. Ur nxt wk never come? I tire for dis BBF jhor
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Alimtoheeb(m): 8:42pm On Sep 19, 2014
Temmi001: story for the gods...I pray u don't Turn Out to be Like Nairaland's 'Afghanistan',the disappointed bro with a pathetic story of inadequacy about Unilorin every now and then...Show me a school without your acclaimed 'Leg' and I'ld show u ten Virgin Mothers#WHISTLING#
National open university no dey use leg do der own o, now tell me one( I don't need ten) virgin mother, or I slap u
PoliticsRe: Some Of The Very Best Of Nairalanders' Quotes by Alimtoheeb(m): 3:44pm On Sep 19, 2014
I can't beliv I forget Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ comment. Did I?
PoliticsRe: Some Of The Very Best Of Nairalanders' Quotes by Alimtoheeb(m): 3:44pm On Sep 19, 2014
I can't beliv I forget Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ comment.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Very Graphic: See Pics Of Boko Haram Militants Killed By Nigerian Troops by Alimtoheeb(m): 3:37pm On Sep 19, 2014
Awon oloroburuku eda..........long live Nigeria, nothing wiill make us depart...we are all one. Kudos Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ our soldiers.
RomanceRe: Official:first Ever Relationship That Started On Nairaland!(engagemnt Pictures) by Alimtoheeb(m): 3:29pm On Sep 19, 2014
(Pisur or ayam not a beleiver)





Ok, I u no get pisur,






U na get sauce?
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Alimtoheeb(m): 4:01am On Sep 19, 2014
yinkarh187: Mirros of the worldhuh wen did lil wayne sing dat one o
he just release it fetured Alabi Pasuma. Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§
CelebritiesRe: List Of Top Nigerian Entertianers Turned Politicians by Alimtoheeb(m): 4:47pm On Sep 18, 2014
Wait o, Why are dey all in APC?
CelebritiesRe: Happy Birthday Tubaba by Alimtoheeb(m): 1:56pm On Sep 18, 2014
Happy birthday man.....
FashionRe: Sexyhotcrazy!.nigerian Nicki Minaj! Ds Is Sassy.(pic Is Included) by Alimtoheeb(m): 9:54pm On Sep 17, 2014
I swaer, dis world is turning Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ somefin else, pls tell me, is dat a fashion or action, †ђξ answer is not far fetch cus DIS IS MaDNESS at high level.
CelebritiesRe: 'i'm Ready For A $€x Tape With Davido-maheeda (+18 Photos) by Alimtoheeb(m): 9:46pm On Sep 17, 2014
Dolemite: NO, we're comfortable with our sexuality, I do both guys and girls and I'm not ashamed of it. tongue
no wonder u want Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ marry Mr seun osewa....all Iz well madam
CelebritiesRe: 'i'm Ready For A $€x Tape With Davido-maheeda (+18 Photos) by Alimtoheeb(m): 9:29pm On Sep 17, 2014
Dolemite: I love her, she's just like me. cheesy kiss
really...so u wana av a sex tape with davido? dis life is getting worst day by day
Christianity EtcRe: Girl Performs Song Half Naked In Church!!! by Alimtoheeb(m): 9:22pm On Sep 17, 2014
If dis is true......den I can say......End time thingx, watch out.
BusinessRe: Why Linda Ikeji Makes More Money Than Nairaland by Alimtoheeb(m): 4:42pm On Sep 17, 2014
[/sub][sub]who[sub][/sub] is LINDA IKEJI( second)?
BusinessRe: Why Linda Ikeji Makes More Money Than Nairaland by Alimtoheeb(m): 4:36pm On Sep 17, 2014
dryakson: If the op no b Linda Ikeja, make una carry gun shoot me.... Chaii another advertising.....
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Who ever posted this topic to the front page deserves suspension from seun..... Am sure many will go to Linda's blog..
Just watching
aCtually dat is what I wana do now, but Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ me, nairaland is still †ђξ best Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ me, cus av gain many, buy many nd also sell here, so, Thumb up Mr. Seun.......Nairaland forever
RomanceRe: 10 Biggest Signs That He Is Inlove With You by Alimtoheeb(m): 7:18am On Sep 17, 2014
Ivanspring: I know because i have a sixth sense about these things. cheesy
goodluck den.
RomanceRe: 10 Biggest Signs That He Is Inlove With You by Alimtoheeb(m): 7:04am On Sep 17, 2014
Ivanspring: You can't hide love.
owkay, I trowey †ђξ question Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ u, did ur boyfrnd(s) truly love u, if Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§, how did u know
ComputersRe: How To Completely Erase A Hard Drive by Alimtoheeb(m): 6:53am On Sep 17, 2014
Gonna try it wen I get Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ workshop
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Alimtoheeb(m): 7:28am On Sep 16, 2014
hoodboi: For UNIYONU, guy u never know anything.. Na for first semester u go loose that your voice when lectures wan kill u. If I were u, I no go eager enter the film rara. But all thesame welcome bro
d fact dat u can cope, we surelly will,
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Alimtoheeb(m): 11:14pm On Sep 15, 2014
So stalite don dominate †ђξ room now, make u na pack well o, cus †ђξ room is for fresher, u just dey chat dey make we freesher dey feel like a learner, we will soon be in †ђξ same film, just a matter of time, once clearance start now, or 2nd batch stuf, I know say fresher go voice out......I rest my case.....make I just Joko kin ma kruiz till †ђξ time
EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Alimtoheeb(m): 12:36pm On Sep 15, 2014
Xup torilo, how far av u gone about it?

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