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Politics / Re: OPEC Meeting Concludes In Stalemate by aliumik: 8:49pm On Apr 17, 2016
I don't bother about the price of CRUDE OIL cos I'm connected to the GOOD OIL....JESUS

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Politics / Re: Missing Chibok Schoolgirl Calls Her Father by aliumik: 5:45pm On Apr 11, 2016
no b small thing o
Investment / Re: Free Ebook To Make N12750000 by aliumik: 5:28pm On Jul 19, 2015
aliumik@yahoo.com
Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by aliumik: 5:59pm On Jul 10, 2015
Deyqunlay:
Lucky 15 is just for 4 games only, but here singles and triples are accumulated! OKAY! Lets assume you bet 4 games.
A 2odds
B 2odds
C 2odds
D 2odds

You will also be charged 1500, you played 15 tickets. See the break down...
1. A
2. B
3. C
4. D
5. A * B
6. A * C
7. A * D
8. B * C
9. B * D
10. C * D
11. A * B * C
12. A * B * D
13. A * C * D
14. B * C * D
15. A * B * C * D
So if only A and B wins, that means you will only get paid for ticket 1 and ticket 5. Ticket = #200 while ticket 5 = #400 making a total of #600 out of #1500...BAD BIZ.

But if A, B and C wins, then you win ticket 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 8 and 11 that is #200 + #200 + #200 + #400 + #400 + #400 + #800 = #2600...still MANAGEABLE.

And if A, B, C and D greens, na jackpot be that! Thatr around 7k plus.
Thanks for the explanations,u r really good
Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by aliumik: 5:53pm On Jul 10, 2015
Deyqunlay:
Lucky 15 is just for 4 games only, but here singles and triples are accumulated! OKAY! Lets assume you bet 4 games.
A 2odds
B 2odds
C 2odds
D 2odds

You will also be charged 1500, you played 15 tickets. See the break down...
1. A
2. B
3. C
4. D
5. A * B
6. A * C
7. A * D
8. B * C
9. B * D
10. C * D
11. A * B * C
12. A * B * D
13. A * C * D
14. B * C * D
15. A * B * C * D
So if only A and B wins, that means you will only get paid for ticket 1 and ticket 5. Ticket = #200 while ticket 5 = #400 making a total of #600 out of #1500...BAD BIZ.

But if A, B and C wins, then you win ticket 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 8 and 11 that is #200 + #200 + #200 + #400 + #400 + #400 + #800 = #2600...still MANAGEABLE.

And if A, B, C and D greens, na jackpot be that! Thatr around 7k plus.
Thanks bro for taking time to explain.U r really good!!

Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by aliumik: 1:22pm On Jul 10, 2015
Deyqunlay:



Instead of choosing accumulator, you go for Doubles and Trixie's....you only need two match to green for a return...Bt those options are for higher odds....don't try dem with odds less than 2points.
I have actually learnt alot from u on this thread so far.I have been seeing this other options like accumulator, double. triple,etc. Pls how does the system calculate ur winnings when u choose double for instance in your own case?What was ur suppose possible winning and how did the system arrived at the wining u eventually won after missing one of ur games?
Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by aliumik: 8:28am On Jul 10, 2015
Deyqunlay:
Una see wetin Aberdeen do me.....pure hediots!
How come u still won 3k plus even when all was not green?
Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by aliumik: 9:44pm On Jul 07, 2015
Deyqunlay:

ROAD TO #100,000 TICKET 4

Type of bet: Accumulator Total betting amount: 3500.00 Bonus: 0.00 Possible Win: 5435.50 Won: 0.00
1. 07.07.15 19:45 Galway FC - Dundalk FC (First Team win to nill) Customer type: No @ 1.04 Result:
2. 07.07.15 20:15 Bi/Bolungarvik - Haukar Hafnarfjordur (First Team win to nill) Customer type: No @ 1.09 Result:
3. 07.07.15 20:15 Vikingur Olafsvik - Fram Reykjavik (Second Team win to nill) Customer type: No @ 1.06 Result:
4. 07.07.15 20:15 Throttur Reykjavik - Grotta (Double chance in 1st half) Customer type: Throttur Reykjavik/X @ 1.08 Result:
5. 07.07.15 20:15 HK Kopavogs - KF Fjardabyggd (First Team win to nill) Customer type: No @ 1.14 Result:
6. 07.07.15 19:30 Thor Akureyri - UMF Selfoss (Second Team win to nill) Customer type: No @ 1.05 Result:
GOODLUCK!!!
OBAGOOO!!!!4/4.Bro,I remove my cap sir!
Sports / Re: Let's Make 10k/100k With #500/5k Within 10 Days With Sport Betting by aliumik: 10:11pm On Jul 06, 2015
Deyqunlay:
At times when I'm selecting these minute odds, I will just be like lemme just give this team a straight win for 1.5 odds and stop messing around with these akamu 1.09 odds.....temptation na bastard! grin
Bro,u r good,keep it up.It already 3/3.U can play them direct winning and stake a little cash while u still continue with this ur safer method in case the direct winnings flop.
Sports / Re: Mentioning Messi Saved My Life In Nigeria by aliumik: 9:26am On Jun 29, 2015
Oyibo,no b messi saved u.D kidnappers were like" this man is pleading for Mercy so let's take it easy"
Music/Radio / Re: Why Your Children Should Avoid Davido's Video "Fans Mi"- Vanguard Newspaper by aliumik: 7:28am On Jun 28, 2015
Not a fan..... wizkid is my man
Politics / Re: EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: House Of Rep Members Fighting Over Principal Offices by aliumik: 12:01pm On Jun 25, 2015
This is more than food poison in d Nass

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Sports / Re: Keshi Signs Two-Year Extension As Nigeria Coach by aliumik: 4:59pm On Apr 21, 2015
is Amokachi still his assistant?
Family / Re: Where Should You Build Your First House (city Or Village)? by aliumik: 8:49pm On Apr 04, 2015
my first house is on d way and it is going to b where I live,that is Abuja city.

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Celebrities / Re: ”you Only Beg Girls For Money,i Will Finish Your Dead Career- Wizkid Tell Skales by aliumik: 3:36pm On Feb 23, 2015
Oya Shake Body.......
Family / Re: He Is Punishing Me On Our Honey Moon by aliumik: 6:53am On Dec 06, 2014
all of una wen dey complain say d story is not true need to re wire ur brains;when she was packin her friends to eat lunch breafast and even dinner( just d way a typical naija girl wil do) una no see anytin wrong wit that,now he is having his pound of flesh una dey claim he is psycho.i believ dis story complete,
,
madam,relax,everythin will normalise very soon.na initial gra gra just d way u had urs

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Business / Re: How Much Have U Won From Football Betting? by aliumik: 5:43pm On Oct 28, 2014
Samyj247:
I don chopp nairastake sote dem never approve my 80k withdrawal since 3weeks now. I withdraw atlist 70k monthly nd my online money is remaining a 6 digit number..... Dem go de pay
are u for real?
Business / Re: How Much Have U Won From Football Betting? by aliumik: 5:42pm On Oct 28, 2014
thaoriginator:
I won 33,456,80.. I don't av screenshot I woulda post my bet slip.. I played 15 games 200naira and got all.
chairman,how did u do it?pls show me d way
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Believe More In Buhari Than Jonathan As President by aliumik: 3:26pm On Oct 20, 2014
Asari,4 the first time in your life,U have spoken THE PATHETIC TRUTH.

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Politics / Re: Ebola: Liberia Apologises To Nigeria Over Virus Spread by aliumik: 1:58pm On Aug 08, 2014
Ok,no wahala,but if i catch u again........

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Incredible Watermelon Art! by aliumik: 10:28am On Jul 16, 2014
Wonderful!!!!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Installing Husband1.0 by aliumik: 11:36am On Jan 08, 2014
Mynd_44: I love these program jokes. grin
Thanks grin
Jokes Etc / Installing Husband1.0 by aliumik: 11:10am On Jan 08, 2014
INSTALLING HUSBAND !!!A woman writes to the IT Technical support ,,,Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed,,,,
REPLY: DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thoughtyoulovedme. html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Installing Husband1.0........(joke) by aliumik: 10:47am On Jan 08, 2014
aceTS: *still smilling*
shocked shocked
Jokes Etc / Installing Husband1.0........(joke) by aliumik: 9:46am On Jan 08, 2014
INSTALLING HUSBAND !!!A woman writes to the IT Technical support ,,,Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed,,,,REPLY DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thoughtyoulovedme. html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!!!
Jokes Etc / An Angry Principal by aliumik: 11:42am On Jan 02, 2014
ANGRY PRINCIPAL

An angry Secondary school principal on a Monday morning assembly says;

"Since the GENESIS of this term, some students have been EXODUSING to town and I will use my LEVITICAL powers to DEUTORONISE their NUMBERS.

To do this, I have appointed JOSHUA as one of the JUGDES.

RUTH and SAMUEL as KINGS; to CHRONICLE the event is EZRA.

NEHEMIAH and ESTHER will complete the JOB and those students shall all sing in PSALMS and some will talk in PROVERBS." Now you know Mr ECCLESIASTES a.k.a the Preacher,I have asked him to write a LAMENTATIONS that will be read and sang here in the assembly just like the SONG OF SOLOMON, because by the time senior prefect ISAIAH and his deputy JEREMIAH finished compiling the list, there will be weeping and gnashing of Teeth…..

NOTE: The angry principal is still very angry and looking for people to help him complete his ranting till REVELATION, Oya make una carry go……………………
Business / Re: Which Bank Has The Most Reliable Atm Machine? by aliumik: 7:29pm On Dec 27, 2013
I bank with gtb,first bank and eko but the only atm that has never failed me in abj is stanbic ibtc

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