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Jokes Etc › Re: Me And My Girlfriend by alligatorswerve: 7:52am On Jan 01, 2015

I don't know if this counts as a joke

Probably not

Jokes Etc › Re: America NO PASS 9ja Joor!!!everything They Get We Getam Too by alligatorswerve: 7:48am On Jan 01, 2015

Na this new year you wan start rubbish

Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is More Funny.............(dont Miss It) by alligatorswerve: 7:44pm On Dec 31, 2014

Stale joke

Be like them just buy fone for you abi

Jokes Etc › Re: Come In,if You Are Intelligent by alligatorswerve: 7:41pm On Dec 31, 2014

prettyjo:
pleasee no copying cos the questions are very simple

prettyjo, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick

Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Thread For New Year Eve by alligatorswerve: 7:26pm On Dec 31, 2014

Kikikiki

You no well

Christianity Etc › Re: UK Envoy Lambasts TB Joshua Over Airasia Crash Prophesy by alligatorswerve: 5:42pm On Dec 30, 2014

byrron:
the man should leave the world alone

lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny: Russian Boys Turn Living Room Into Swimming Pool by alligatorswerve: 12:55pm On Dec 25, 2014

Continue after the cut. I wonder if you even know what it means. Hungry bloggers

Jokes Etc › Re: Imagine If The Three Wise Men Had Been Women by alligatorswerve: 12:45pm On Dec 25, 2014

WTF is funny in this shit now

Celebrities › Re: Oldest Facebook User Dies At 114 Years by alligatorswerve: 11:10am On Dec 25, 2014

Who was the first to register on facebook

Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by alligatorswerve: 7:17pm On Dec 21, 2014

akraym:
RESULT UPDATE

Final
Afusat - 0 slot left [3 points]WINNER
Mrgeasy - 0 slot left [1 point] RUNNER UP

Third Place
Lowisz - 1 slot left [8 points] THIRD PLACE
Adeshola - 0 slot left [5 points]

Until I see the money for my account before I know say na me win o.

BTW when do I open another football thread

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Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by alligatorswerve: 7:01pm On Dec 21, 2014

NA me be this

Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by alligatorswerve: 2:25pm On Dec 21, 2014*

Afusat
Bet number: 24826169
You made this bet: 2014.12.21 11:43:13
Type of bet: Single
Total betting amount: 144.00 NGN
Won: 0.00 NGN
Soccer / England / Premier League
1 21.12.14 14:30 Newcastle United - Sunderland AFC (Minimum one red card) No ?-? 1.50

Business › Re: Why We Stopped Buying Nigeria’s Oil, By White House by alligatorswerve: 12:01pm On Dec 21, 2014

This is so ridiculous.

We shall find a new buyer

Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by alligatorswerve: 3:24pm On Dec 20, 2014*

Afusat
Bet number: 24728213
You made this bet: 2014.12.20 13:06:09
Type of bet: Accumulator
Total betting amount: 100.00 NGN
total odd: 2.5
1 20.12.14 15:30 FC Schalke 04 - Hamburger SV (Minimum one red card) No ?-? 1.25
2 20.12.14 15:30 VfB Stuttgart - SC Paderborn 07 (Minimum one red card) No ?-? 1.25
3 20.12.14 16:00 Aston Villa - Manchester United (Minimum one red card) No ?-? 1.18
4 20.12.14 16:00 Southampton FC - Everton FC (Handicap 0:2) Everton FC ?-? 1.17
5 20.12.14 16:00 Queens Park Rangers - West Bromwich Albion (Both teams to score in First half) No ?-? 1.16

Forum Games › Re: Guess Who Is Wearing Jeans In This Pic by alligatorswerve: 7:55pm On Dec 19, 2014

Topic removed from FP. The mod is in trouble

Business › Re: Free Bet365 Alert (sure Combo With Handicap Betting) by alligatorswerve: 7:32pm On Dec 19, 2014

My question is. Why would you play 17 accas. That's fucking dangerous

Business › Re: Buyers Kick As Dangote Cement Sells For N1,745 by alligatorswerve: 7:26pm On Dec 19, 2014

I wonder why this hasn't made fp yet

Pets › Re: Any Kittens For Sale In Lagos by alligatorswerve: 2:43pm On Dec 19, 2014

akraym:
wetin you wan take kitten do monsuru, abi na for ritual

Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by alligatorswerve: 7:58pm On Dec 16, 2014

Having a hard time copying my bet

Celebrities › Re: Awww...Flavour N'abania Performs For His Dogs [photos] by alligatorswerve: 7:00pm On Dec 16, 2014

Veeey:

And you are?

your benefactor

Celebrities › Re: Awww...Flavour N'abania Performs For His Dogs [photos] by alligatorswerve: 6:56pm On Dec 16, 2014

Veeey:
And how is this news worthy of the FP?

Abi is it because Se.un is a lover of pets?

'LIKE' this post if you think NL FP is becoming a haven of Lubbish topics.

begger. Nobody seems to care bout you

Celebrities › Re: Awww...Flavour N'abania Performs For His Dogs [photos] by alligatorswerve: 6:54pm On Dec 16, 2014

OllaMeeDeey:
Most people dont know flavour nabia was dating chidinma and there naked pics went viral
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its true we don't know and we don't wanna know

Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by alligatorswerve: 8:23pm On Dec 15, 2014

Bet number:24243913
You made this bet:15.12.14 19:43
Type of bet:Accumulator
1. 15.12.14 20:30
Troyes AC - Olympique Nimes (Away Team Clean Sheet)
Ligue 2 / France / Soccer
Customer type: No @ 1.16
Result:
2. 15.12.14 21:00
Everton FC - Queens Park Rangers (First Half Booking Points 5 )
Premier League / England / Soccer
Customer type: Over @ 1.30
Result:

Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by alligatorswerve: 6:53am On Dec 15, 2014

Hmmmm

Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by alligatorswerve: 5:45am On Dec 15, 2014

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.

The courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

So help me God.

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Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by alligatorswerve: 9:08pm On Dec 13, 2014

Run with me or run from me

Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by alligatorswerve: 5:55pm On Dec 13, 2014

It is better to have a weapon and not need it; than need a weapon and not have it.

PAID THE PRICE TO BE THA BOSS

Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by alligatorswerve: 2:29pm On Dec 13, 2014

I pray I look my killer in his face.

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Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by alligatorswerve: 6:11pm On Dec 12, 2014

Slot 1
Bet number: 23834500
You made this bet: 2014.12.12 10:05:16
Soccer / Spain / Primera Division
1 12.12.14 20:45 UD Almeria - Real Madrid (Under/Over 2,5 goals) Over ?-? 1.35

Soccer / France / Ligue 1
2 12.12.14 20:30 Olympique Lyonnais - SM Caen (Booking Points 15 ) Over ?-? 1.15

Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by alligatorswerve: 6:47pm On Dec 11, 2014

Bet number:23801860

1. 11.12.14 21:05
Everton FC - FC Krasnodar (Minimum one red card)
UEFA Europa League, Group H / International Clubs / Soccer
Customer type: No @ 1.20
Result:
2. 11.12.14 19:00
Besiktas JK - Tottenham Hotspur (Minimum one red card)
UEFA Europa League, Group C / International Clubs / Soccer
Customer type: No @ 1.25
Result:

Business › Re: Merrybet Punt For Pride III by alligatorswerve: 6:39pm On Dec 10, 2014

Bet number:23591137
You made this bet:10.12.14 06:31
Type of bet:Single
Total betting amount:100.00 NGN
Possible win:150.00 NGN

1. 10.12.14 20:45
FC Bayern München - CSKA Moscow (Booking Points 25 )
UEFA Champions League, Group E / International Clubs / Soccer
Customer type: Over @ 1.50
Result:

Politics › Re: 9ice Calls for Annulment of APC Rep Primaries In Ogbomosho North by alligatorswerve: 9:31pm On Dec 09, 2014

understatement:
Eh 9ice!..lol

In as much as I wanted u to win,i think u were badly advised.How on earth could you contest with the prince of the land?a whole son of SOUN?...akala sef no fit for dat kind election.

Instead of crying like a baby,just accept the result NO BE MISTAKE and take it as part of LIFE DRAMA. prove to them u are 3310 and come back next time...

for your mind now. You dey rap abi

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