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Romance / Re: Whenever Your Girlfriend Says These Words, Here's What She's Actually Saying by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 10:56pm On May 06
FRANCISTOWN:
Na so madness dey take start.
Anything wey anyone want, make them use their mouth talk am.

She's hungry? She no get father? Abi she no get hands to take work?

May I never meet "I never chop " girls for this life. Broke girls stay far away.

If a lady said don't call her again and you call her. Then you are sick upstairs.

Men should stop making women feel like they are the best thing to happen to the world after sliced-bread.

you are a wonderful wicked person ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Politics / Re: Has Anybody Else Noticed This About Tinubu's Regime? by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 10:51pm On May 06
ShoeGetSize:
Have you noticed that whenever there has been any recent spike in any of Nigeria's problems like fuel shortage, electricity black out, serious insecurity, high food price, naira losing value on the forex market, there is always an increase in attacks on Peter Obi and there is always an increase of abusive language towards Igbos and Northerners who do not support this administration?

For example, the most serious problem Nigeria has been facing for the past several weeks is fuel scarcity. You would think that our self appointed Minister of Petroleum Chief Alagbado Bobo Chicago would have addressed the nation on how he intends to solve the issue. Instead we have been told that he has mysteriously relocated to the leafy environs of a private 5 star hotel in Paris, France, everything paid for with our tax payer money.

This country has truly entered one chance.
you sure say that one still dey with us in this planet?

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Travel / Re: Aba Road: Before And After Compare And Contrast by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 10:43pm On May 06
EponObi:
Otti and substandard roads sha. You can see from the image that it's poorly done. How much did this one cost? 5b naira per kilometer?
can you ever suceed in life like this
Food / Re: See The Cow We Bought For 450k At Keffi. by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 10:41pm On May 06
Beautifulday:


You don buy cow before abi nah them say them say?
you can not buy this cow #450k. I insist

Food / Re: See The Cow We Bought For 450k At Keffi. by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 10:37pm On May 06
Kakamorufu:
Na u buy am? which one be "it's not true" angry
you thief the cow ni? How will you say you bought it that amount
Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 10:36pm On May 06
advanceDNA:
Arrest??
Somebody wey i go wait for patiently, e go don forget....before I cancel him last Christmas
nobody will treat my mother like this, I will because of him sell anything I have and buy AK 47 with 30rounds of ammo, I will make sure I deposit all the 30 rounds in his body

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Health / Re: Reasons Why People Die Young by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 3:55pm On May 06
Randal:
I will live long in Jesus name AMEN
millions have prayed thesame prayers yet they die young, infact people were inside church praying either bulding collapse on them or terorist killed them inside the church while praying, just pray when it's your time, let it be a peaceful one, working around in Nigeria alone can get you killed.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Spain, Ireland Discuss Recognizing Palestinian State Amid Rafah Evacuation Order by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 1:55pm On May 06
Krismas:
grin u are the horrible liar. Golda Meir, the only Israeli female prime minister carried Palestinian passport for 21yrs. she even spent Palestinian money. grin
you are a propagandist fvck off, was Nigeria a republic in 1925, were dey not spending currency?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Spain, Ireland Discuss Recognizing Palestinian State Amid Rafah Evacuation Order by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 1:17pm On May 06
Krismas:
grin Did you know? ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

This attached document displays Shimon Peres, the eighth Prime Minister of Israel's work visa permit that was issued to him in 1925 by "THE GOVERNMENT OF PALESTINE"

Within this paper, it testifies that Shimon Peres took the following oath: "I swear to God the almighty, to be loyal and faithful to the State of Palestine."

The work permit that Shimon Peres applied to was for him to work as a street cleaner.
you are a terrible lier, your lies will destroy you, there's nothing like the documents displayed in existence, state of Isreal was established in May 15 1948, state of Palestine was never in existence then. You are an hardened terorist that's why you will continue to be subdued.

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Politics / Re: Shettima Off To US As Nigerians Await Tinubuโ€™s Return by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 1:02pm On May 06
grin
bjdon:

Nigerians are programmed for suffering. It's in their DNA. That's the only logical reason why after suffering so much under Buhari, people with clear eyes went to vote for Tinubu. Let me suffer more self. They seem to enjoy it
grin ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, I'm still wondering how I find myself among Nigeria
Politics / Re: See why the Coastal Highway In Nigeria Is Impossible by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 1:00pm On May 06
SoNature:
Before Peter Obi ever criticised that road, I did first. My argument was that those trillions of naira (they said the FG will pay 50% of 15 trillion which is about 7.5 trillion) should be invested in agriculture and power. Prices of foodstuff are becoming alarming and a country of 200 million people doesn't distribute up to 5000 megawatts of power; almost the whole economy runs on generators.

However, APC members and their foot soldiers are now deploying tribal politics to the whole argument that this road isn't a priority. So, I want to appeal to my Igbo brothers to halt all arguments concerning this road because they are now inciting the South South people against us.

This is the only thing APC knows how to do best - divide and rule. It has worked so well in Lagos guber elections and they have brought it to national politics. Unfortunately, they keep taking Nigeria backwards because facts and figures don't lie.
what if this dump Tinubu man put that money on refinaries and make fuel easy for us in this country. We for praise him. Why are Nigerian leaders like this for God's sake. They will deliberately put people in pain, we all know the project will be abandoned last last after wasted alots of money and steal 80% of it.
Family / Re: Lady Who Secretly Welcomed Baby With Ex Dumps Husband After Sponsoring Her UK by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 11:53am On May 06
Racoon:
Breach of trust or confidentiality is always fraught with disastrous consequences.
speak language people understand please
Politics / Re: A Coastal Highway Of Misplaced Priority & Abuse Of Due Process - Premium Times by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 11:42am On May 06
membranus:


Tomorrow when they pick you up for this fake news, and the DSS starts to give your bumbumbstrokes of koboko and dump you inside their dungeon. Your people will be running around shouting government wickedness and intolerance and selective maltreatment, forgetting your initial cyber-bullying of the same government.

Bro, there is no hiding place from any government invasive arms, so be careful with your online utterances.
make Dem come pick me now, can I send you my location so you can lead them, we have dead leaders I repeat we have dead leaders. Who can't do nothing about the country situation
Science/Technology / Re: Wildlife Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With A Sleeping Cheetah by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 9:36am On May 06
Orire01:
OMO, why do i feel this picture will be selected for Pulitzer Prize?










My siggy though
seconded.
Politics / Re: Shettima Off To US As Nigerians Await Tinubuโ€™s Return by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 9:29am On May 06
Krankhead:
So you wish Tinubu dead .Be careful of what you wish for. The people that wished him dead last year are no more
Nigerians rather been dead than what they're passing through right now. People are dying everyday, Tinubu is never prone to death, he's better a dead man than be a failure like this. Nigeria is already a failed state. So deaths are roaming the streets of Nigeria like this
Crime / Re: ECWA Pastor, Peter Emmanuel, Killed By Bandits In Kaduna (Photo) by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 9:24am On May 06
Onyi90:
Why the Chief Security Officer of the Country is no where to be found cry
He's dead trust me
Politics / Re: A Coastal Highway Of Misplaced Priority & Abuse Of Due Process - Premium Times by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 7:51am On May 06
Racoon:
This is one of the flagged red signs of this project. No due process on the actual funding and abuse of government provision in the award of public contracts. No competitive bidding. This is what you get when criminal minded people are in government. Dave Umahi will end up being the fall guy here one day.
Tinubu is dead, arrangement already going on in the US to hand over power to shetima, that's the Latest breaking news. Shetima is currently in USA, Tinubu location is unknown. That has always been a situation in this country

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Politics / Re: There Are Deliberate Attempts To Cripple My Government - Fubara Cries Out by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 6:57am On May 06
Man102:

Source : https://politicsnigeria.com/fubara-to-reps-there-are-deliberate-attempts-to-cripple-my-government/
Mr man use weapon in your hands to slash your enemies into pieces and stop crying
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Government Blocks Al Jazeera From Broadcasting by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 6:56am On May 06
TrainPark:


That is a daft statement and just like the hero Hit-ler killed dem roaches and nobody could do anything, right?
but that's the reality blown in your face, where is Hitler today, the German country is even in support of Isreal today so rest and stop challenging God decisions or you too will be hit๐ŸŽฏ.
Car Talk / Re: MY PEUGEOT 206 Will Crank But Will Not Start by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 6:51am On May 06
thug:
I was going out with my car yesterday, so suddenly it stopped
When I tried starting it, it will crank but will not start. I took to the mechanic, and he said it is an electrical problem that my timing belt is still intact. So the electrician did is best and suggested scanning after which they said is the brain box, they worked on it and it start but after a while it went back to its former state.
Pls, has anyone encounter this kind of problem and how did he resolve it ....
Thank you
NB there is enough fuel and the engine oil is still intact
please how did you solve the problem because I'm facing thesame problem right now.
Car Talk / Re: MY PEUGEOT 206 Will Crank But Will Not Start by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 6:50am On May 06
Peugeot20604:
Can someone please help me where is this button located if not in engine bay?
it's 406 that has this botton
Politics / Re: LASG To Remove Over 100 Shanties At Adeniji Adele Under Bridge Today by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 6:42am On May 06
Lavor234:
Some of these Shanties are home to children.i hope Lagos state is considering the pliflty5 of the vulnerable ones

is it by force to stay in Lagos?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Government Blocks Al Jazeera From Broadcasting by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 6:38am On May 06
TrainPark:


And before October 7, nothing happened?

And how many Palestinian lives equal to one Jewish life?

You keep people in less than human conditions and treat them like animals in the name of a god plan and you expect them never to push back?

If you believe that then I think there is no bigger pathetic werey than your illogical self, sir.
Palestinians will still continue to die in numbers and nothing anybody can do about it, and you too will continue to rant with your collapse mental health.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Government Blocks Al Jazeera From Broadcasting by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 6:29am On May 06
TrainPark:


Which god?
What original plan?
So your god permitted the murder, evil and apartheid against innocent children?

Iran will whip dem juice... if power is weapons, then Iran has weapons too.
weyrey so murder committed on October 7 is permitted right? And who is stopping IRAN from finishing Isreal? You people are not just intelligent, you don't hear Isreal evaded IRAN defense undetected. IRAN was wise enough to back down. But you with empty brain will be here shouting like toddler.

Politics / Re: Shettima Off To US As Nigerians Await Tinubuโ€™s Return by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 6:22am On May 06
You see how Nigeria can be very useless, you keep having thesame problem repeatedly, president health challenge due to old age, president missing from the reader, yet you still never learned. Nigeria will learn in a very hard way. They should just announce Tinubu is dead so we found ourselves back in the hands of Boko Haram

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Politics / Re: Pray For President Bola Hamed Tinubu. by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 6:08am On May 06
otherway:
Let us pray for the president asking GOD to grant him the strength and good health to finish his tenure.

I see a funny twist in Aso Rock that will rock the political terrain.

I rest my case.

GOD bless President Bola Tinubu and GOD bless the federal republic of Nigeria.
make Ogun kill Tinubu, if he no wan die quick, make his plane engine develop problem mid air. Aaaaamen

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Romance / Re: My Payback To The Girl Who Broke My Heart. by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 6:03am On May 06
People like us nor get heart wen anybody go break because we watched closely with kin interest

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Education / Re: Do You Know The Meaning Of POLICE? by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 5:27am On May 06
Rapmoney:
I know many of us do not know the full meaning of 'Police' despite the fact that we commonly use the word to refer to law enforcement officers. The word 'POLICE' is an acronym for Public Officer for Legal Investigations and Criminal Emergencies
Now you know the meaning.
do street interview ask police officer themselves, they don't know

Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Government Blocks Al Jazeera From Broadcasting by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 5:23am On May 06
TrainPark:
These evil juice are so inhumane and completely diabolic... cursed people!
I think the little German should have done a better job!
Very hateful and utterly demonic.
you can never alt God's original plans no matter how you raise your evil voice, with the Iran roar. They still can't do nothing. Any nation rise against Isreal will always fall.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Government Blocks Al Jazeera From Broadcasting by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 5:19am On May 06
Righteousness2:
Long Expected!

ISRAEL Did not only Just block Alljazera, they officially Packaged the Pro- terror station out of ISRAEL.

From reporting false casualty figures to fake pallywood stunts, blantant lies of accusing Israel of strikes carried out by the terrorist on hospitals, having Terrorists as journalist, etc
ALjazeera has shown without any iota of doubt that it is a Pro hamas terrorist Group.

Wonderful , Excellent and Wise move from the Apple of God's Eye.
Good one from ISRAEL to the Pro- terrorist .

You cant harbor the mouth piece and partners of your Enemies inside your territory in the name of reporters.

Bye- bye to Journalist by Day and Terrorists by Night .
GOD BLESS ISRAEL
could you believe this evil platform will never show you what happened in October 7 nor talk about October 7, but always condemned Isreal with lies,
Health / Re: Britain's Fattest Man, Jason Holton, Is Dead (Photos) by ALLNIGERIANSMAD(m): 12:38am On May 06
GanagiBitrus:
47Stone = ~300kg
Na waooh! Imagine carrying 6bags of Cement on your head.

RIP
6bags of Nigerian Dangote cement isn't up to #200kg.

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