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Effing hilarious! Which yeye money u dey count?. . . broke mumu!

Aren't u scavenging diss today?

C. u. nt, u fu.c.king broke! Equip urself with intellectual skills so as to stand a chance!

Good, good! Don't you know I want your progress? Its quite embarrassing having to explain same thing, over n over n over. . .

@ topic: Aspiring alphabet learner!

sKeetz: So you think I come online to check up on you. No way, I've got beta tinz to do and I dnt care if you are online or not...Btw..you are always online so stfu!.. Av bin doing this for fun buh ur begining to bore me with ur yarns

@topic, zoo keeper

Z comes after X in skeetz mind, why am I not surprised?

@ topic: You must learn ABC, by fire by force!

LMAO @ stalking!

Must you wait till I log off b4 u post? That ur zener brain requires urgent corrective surgery!

@ topic: Xtremely kolo!

What is happening here?

Ducks head!

[quote author=sKeetz]Paracitic/quote]

Na wetin u 1st type be this oooh! . . . . . Issorait!

Thoroughly dissapointed in you skeetz! ABC still be ur issue for 21st century

Rest assure, ur boo's always there for u!

Precious pearl, missed u loads!

They need tutorials? [size=4pt]Perhaps we should lend them one of our home made *** videos[/size]

Awwwww! I gatz keep you looking fly na! Okay, I'm proceeding on annual leave with immediate effect!

Swiss alps sounds good, no?

No one be like her!

_{Is anything disturbing you hun?}

luxanne: how can i live without him, i can't

I can't live without my hunny boo too!

@ topic: Icy being!

Na u know!

Goodbye slap!

Punch to the tummy!

Slaps!

Ask her oooh!

How many times I gotta kill ur ar/se? Huh?

@ topic: Bludgeon!

Hug!

[size=3pt]Tell that sis of urs to state werrin dey her mind, its been constant nitpicking on me from day one, kilode? I sabi am before?[/size]

Busy body! Slaps her till she swoons!

Finally got done on this one. . . on to the next one!

For real, I've always been ur friend na! Don't u know me again?

@ topic: Hug!

Just being nice to a friend is all.

@ topic: SLAP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJEcoTRhSjU

Consolation hug! Kpele!

Giggling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he3DJLXbebI

Who I nor know that name abeg, nor let my luscious bunny come para for me oooh!

Slap!

Yimu-ing

confusion247: This is a welcomed development

Did you fully assimilate that write-up? You really think drone attacks will be contained to Nothern parts only? Wait till they bomb your village and tell you its as a result of high level intel which they can't disclose!

Jonathan and his cronies should start making all the noise they can b4 those things start strafing us with bombs oooh!

I think we should even threaten not to export oil again!

I look like Vicky Beync for ya eye?

koolchicco: Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!

Oh no you didn't!

Trains a .50 calibre machine gun on him and rip him to shreds!

You know I'd never laugh @ u but wth u! Actually laughing @ someone else!

Sensual, deep throated kiss!


Hun, one of 'em irritating HAZOP session just came up, see u later in the day!