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LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 1:56pm On Dec 05, 2014
Tnx hun

seunviju:
Nice work dear,keep it up
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 11:22am On Dec 04, 2014
Trypa am gud.... Tnx boo
LiteratureRe: Life As I Know It by almacherish(f): 10:09am On Dec 04, 2014
I've updated woh

Ellidude:
That would do.
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 10:04am On Dec 04, 2014
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I woke up an hour later.

The headache had stopped but I still felt very weak.

I tried to sit up and kaka moved swiftly to help me up.

I checked the wall clock and it said 11am.

I went to the bathroom to freshen up. Inside the bathroom, the cold water did justice to my body.

I felt better as I stepped out. I got a change of clothes and went back into the bathroom to change.

When I was done, i sat back down on the bed facing the bartender and kaka.

"thank you...... But what happened last night?" i asked.

"you were almost raped.... Your friend came to check on you and noticed you werent around, she described you to me and I told her you'd gone towards the bathroom. She ran off immediately but came back to tell me that you werent there but that a particular door was locked from inside. We went back immediately and kept knocking on the door but no one was responding." he said.

"i tried your number but it was switched off so there was no way to reach you.." kaka continued.

"after ten minutes, your friend came back again, she told me she had a nagging feeling about that locked door, so we went again, we kept knocking but still got no reply, so I broke the door. To find you half nakedd and dead drunk with two guys stark nakedd, one groping you and the other trying to get his ddick into you." he said.

"so Mr. Bartender here, kaka said gesturing at him with a smile, beat the two guys to a pulp while I dressed you up. He carried you downstairs and got us a cab, he later decided to go home with us. So here we are." kaka concluded.

I felt my eyes glisten with tears, i'd succeded in making a fool of my self before my friend and before a total stranger. I felt terrible.

"thanks so much..." i said as a tear ran down my cheek.

"its okay..." the both of them said with a smile.

They came close and hugged me. Mr. Bartender broke the hug and said.... "I thought I told you nothing was worth ithuh Hope you get it now..." he said.

"yeah i sure do..." i replied.

"and Alma, another news is that you kinda lost your phone there yesterday, Joe here, went back to the bar early this morning to check for it but he didnt find anything... "kaka said and Joe nodded.

"okay, please we are kinda new here, is there a place we can get a phone?? " i asked with the intention of buying a Nokia touch for the meantime.

"yeah, there is..... I'll take you guys to St. Micheals... " he said.

"thanks so much Joe...." we said.

"its almost twelve noon... Aint you going to the bar todayhuh " i asked joe.

"I dont work there, i was just helping my sister out, Her husband owns the place, the barman called in sick so there was no one to cover for him and I was free... So I offered to help." he said.

"okay.... Thanks again.." i said.

"am Alma, that's my friend k--" i was saying.

"amaka, kaka for short.... Yeah i know, we kinda talked about a whole lot of things when you were sleeping. She refused to sleep, so we kinda watched you sleep."

"I'm a 300 level undergraduate at Imsu, am studying Accountancy " he said.

"Wow, am a jambite, took Imsu postutme, awaiting result..." i said.

"results have been out for two or three days... Didnt you know?? " he asked.

"nah, i didnt know o..." i said as My mind drifted to when I called Eve, it wasnt up to two days since we spoke, i asked her about the results and she said they weren't out yet.

" Uhmmm aint you guys hungryhuh Lets go get something to eat." i said.

"bae, lyk say you sabi wetin I dae wait make you talk..." kaka said and we all laughed as we walked out of the house.
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LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 10:00am On Dec 04, 2014
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I woke up an hour later.

The headache had stopped but I still felt very weak.

I tried to sit up and kaka moved swiftly to help me up.

I checked the wall clock and it said 11am.

I went to the bathroom to freshen up. Inside the bathroom, the cold water did justice to my body.

I felt better as I stepped out. I got a change of clothes and went back into the bathroom to change.

When I was done, i sat back down on the bed facing the bartender and kaka.

"thank you...... But what happened last night?" i asked.

"you were almost raped.... Your friend came to check on you and noticed you werent around, she described you to me and I told her you'd gone towards the bathroom. She ran off immediately but came back to tell me that you werent there but that a particular door was locked from inside. We went back immediately and kept knocking on the door but no one was responding." he said.

"i tried your number but it was switched off so there was no way to reach you.." kaka continued.

"after ten minutes, your friend came back again, she told me she had a nagging feeling about that locked door, so we went again, we kept knocking but still got no reply, so I broke the door. To find you half nakedd and dead drunk with two guys stark nakedd, one groping you and the other trying to get his ddick into you." he said.

"so Mr. Bartender here, kaka said gesturing at him with a smile, beat the two guys to a pulp while I dressed you up. He carried you downstairs and got us a cab, he later decided to go home with us. So here we are." kaka concluded.

I felt my eyes glisten with tears, i'd succeded in making a fool of my self before my friend and before a total stranger. I felt terrible.

"thanks so much..." i said as a tear ran down my cheek.

"its okay..." the both of them said with a smile.

They came close and hugged me. Mr. Bartender broke the hug and said.... "I thought I told you nothing was worth ithuh Hope you get it now..." he said.

"yeah i sure do..." i replied.

"and Alma, another news is that you kinda lost your phone there yesterday, Joe here, went back to the bar early this morning to check for it but he didnt find anything... "kaka said and Joe nodded.

"okay, please we are kinda new here, is there a place we can get a phone?? " i asked with the intention of buying a Nokia touch for the meantime.

"yeah, there is..... I'll take you guys to St. Micheals... " he said.

"thanks so much Joe...." we said.

"its almost twelve noon... Aint you going to the bar todayhuh " i asked joe.

"I dont work there, i was just helping my sister out, Her husband owns the place, the barman called in sick so there was no one to cover for him and I was free... So I offered to help." he said.

"okay.... Thanks again.." i said.

"am Alma, that's my friend k--" i was saying.

"amaka, kaka for short.... Yeah i know, we kinda talked about a whole lot of things when you were sleeping. She refused to sleep, so we kinda watched you sleep."

"I'm a 300 level undergraduate at Imsu, am studying Accountancy " he said.

"Wow, am a jambite, took Imsu postutme, awaiting result..." i said.

"results have been out for two or three days..... Didnt you know?? " he asked.

"nah.. I didnt.." i answered as my mind drifted to when I called Eve.. It wasnt up to two days, but she told me the results weren't out yet.

" Uhmmm aint you guys hungryhuh Lets go get something to eat." i said.

"bae, lyk say you sabi wetin I dae wait make you talk..." kaka said and we all laughed as we walked out of the house.
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LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 9:30am On Dec 04, 2014
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The pain in my head was indescribable as I jerked up.

It took almost two minutes to formulate these words.... "what are yo doing here?" i asked him.

"and goodmorning to you too... I know you must feel terrible now, take these" he said and stood up to get the tray on the table.

He laid the tray down on the bed and I saw drugs, a glass of water, banana, and a plate of oats.

I closed my eyes as the headache was too much.. "what are they forhuh" i asked.

"for the hangover." he said as he lifted the cup and gave me drugs to drink.

Kaka wasnt saying anything, she just kept staring at me like an alien but I saw a regret in her eyes.

I took the banana and oats and settled to sleep again.
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LiteratureRe: Life As I Know It by almacherish(f): 9:23am On Dec 04, 2014
Lata today

Ellidude:
@Op... Nice one.

Alma, when are you updating na?
LiteratureRe: Life As I Know It by almacherish(f): 9:11am On Dec 04, 2014
Nice one..... #following
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 8:57pm On Dec 03, 2014
Tnx you... I'l try to update again if its possible....

DARKLIGHT:
Alma, happy new month! The dexterity you display in your writing is thrilling and captivating. Update more so that your engrossed readers won't be saddened.[i][/i]
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 8:57pm On Dec 03, 2014
Uwc dear

Onemansquad:
Tanx dear hapi new month and God bless u ...av nt started reading ur story tho cox am busy bt i tink am going 2 stat 2nyt


HNM once again
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 8:56pm On Dec 03, 2014
Tnx boo

JulietAKK:
Thank you, Almaluv and I wish you a happy and fulfilled new month.
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 8:55pm On Dec 03, 2014
Tnx hun

boladex1:
same to you, and there your update sweet die, weldone.
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 1:55pm On Dec 03, 2014
I don update nau..... Am gud hun... Wbu

toykathy:
i hope u don update sha? Same here darlyn, hw hav u bn?
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op):
Happy new month, and I know its late and am sorry....

AudreyTimms, seunviju, fatalveli, onemansquad, jennimma, D9ty7, boladex1, julieAKK, DARKLIGHT, Princesschi, Toykathy, eljanfortis, flakkydagirl, Kingphilip, Princessusan, vig86, Trypa, edeh39, OlufemiWhit, Donovan, Ellidude, Snowprince07, Mczigx, ghostwritter, Merblesh. And all my other readers that I couldnt remember their monickers... Thanks for reading... Happy new month again.

God bless y'all
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LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 12:30pm On Dec 03, 2014
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I turned around and went back to the bar, and got a bottle of alomo.

I opened both the night train and the alomo and was drinking as I walked to the bathroom.

The walkway leading to the bathroom was very dark... Well it wasn't as if I needed the light.

I staggered a little as I walked, I walked a little and drank more. I noticed some guys around the walkway.. I paid no mind to them and walked past them.

The bottle of night train was the first to finish, so I concentrated on the alomo till it was empty so I just dropped it on the ground and walked into the bathroom to pee.

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I came out to see two guys standing before me.. I tried to pass through but they drew me back.

I was totally unaware of what was happening as they dragged me into the bathroom.

I was so drunk so I protested a little as they dragged me along. Moreover I didnt know what was happening to me.

One of them roughly groped my boobs, while struggling to unzip his fly, while the other pulled off his clothes.

When he was done with pulling off his clothes, he locked the bathroom from inside.

Nobody was going to disturb because there were other bathrooms.

The other guy pulled up my clothes to reveal my red lacy undie.

He pushed me against the wall as he shoved two fingers into my pvssy. The other unzipped my cloth, unhooked my bra and got sucking.

By this time, I was dead to all they were doing. Next thing I heard was a loud crash and I blacked out.

I dont know what happened next but I woke up next morning on my bed with Kaka staring down at me with another familiar face...

I knew I had seen him before, then I remembered it was the bartender from last night.

I jerked up immediately.
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LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 12:07pm On Dec 03, 2014
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I finished drinking the first bottle and soon ordered for another.

I was starting to feel dizzy but I wanted to keep drinking.

I wanted to keep drinking till I forgot I had a boyfriend who wasnt taking my calls or an Ex who kept calling to tell me he still loved me after dumping me.

"why are you doing ithuh" i herad a deep voice say.

I looked up to see who talked and was suprised when I saw the barman..

I didnt really want to talk to him, but something pushed me to.

"doing what??" i asked when It was clear he was referring to me drinking.

"drinking." he replied as I rolled my eyes.

"honey please... You are here to serve drinks not to ask silly questions okay.. Now get me my drink." i said rudely.

He turned around, vissibly embarrased, he got me another bottle.

I stretched out my hand to take it from him. He held it back and said.

"look, you dont know me and I dont know you.. But what youre doing is totally senseless.. Drinking like a frog for no reason at all... If you have a problem, its left to you to solve it, every damn person has a fvcking problem but drinking wont help... Your friend over there, he said gesturing at Kaka. She has problems but she's not drinking. Find ways to solve your problems sweetie... Dance... Have fun... Do something...." he said and dropped the bottle before me.

I would have cried in a normal situation... But here I was half drunk and not giving a fvck.

"thanks, but today... I really want to get drunk.... But I'd do something else... Probably have sex..." I said to him as I paid for my drinks and walked towards the bathroom
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LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 11:52am On Dec 03, 2014
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Kaka gave me a suprised look when I didnt wear the chain, but wwith the look on my face, she said nothing.

We took a cab to Candies.... We went directly upstairs.

The music was fvcking loud and I was loving it!!!

Timaya's Bow down was currently playing.... *That song dae craze me die...*

I didnt want to dance though.. So I found an empty seat just opposite the bar...

"bae... Am going to here, I know you want to dance.. Have fun... But am probably going to be drunk when you're back... Please dont drink too much so you can take me home!!!!" i said to her before she danced away to the dancefloor.

I ordered for Orijin first, i drank it rather fast.. I wasnt really feeling the drink...

I kept staring at my phone, waiting for Ugonna's call.

After some minutes, I concluded that he wasnt calling back, so I switched off my phone.

After I decided I came here to have fun not to expect some guy's call, I ordered for a bottle of night train. The night was going to be a long one.
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LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 11:34am On Dec 03, 2014
Love urs 2... Am doing just fine.... Love u2.... Tnx

JulietAKK:
I'm loving your story,Almaluv. Don't dwindle. Love you and hope you're doing okay.
LiteratureRe: From Grass to Grace by almacherish(f): 10:52am On Dec 03, 2014
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LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 3:00pm On Dec 02, 2014
Tnx hun

boladex1:
Alma thanks for the update, I am hooked
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 10:10am On Dec 01, 2014
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Kaka arrived on saturday by 2pm, she was looking beautiful in her white trouser and red Ralph lauren polo.

She hugged me and said she really wanted to sleep... So I showed her to the room.

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I really cant remember when last I talked to Ugonna for long... It was always short calls and nothing more.

I couldnt even ell if I did something wrong, and It was eating me.

I decided to call but he wasnt picking.

That minute, Godson decided to call... Again.

"hi..." I said.

"hey, Alma. Before you start warning me not to call again, please listen to me.." he said.

I exhaled and told him I was listening, its not like I had a choice.

"thanks..." he said.

"save your thanks, I dont want to talk to you, so dont make this longer than it should be..." i said.

"Alma, i've always loved you.. Even though I tried not to... Its always been you... And I know you want to ask what I had with Zainab... I'd have to tell you the truth... With zainab, it was always the sex... And she was ready to please.... She was ready to be my live- in puppet.. It worked for sometime, but Alma... She wasnt you..." he said.

I let out a breath as I just realized I'd been holding it..." i've heard you.. Any other thing??" i asked.

"i just want you to know that I wont ever stop loving you..." he said.

I hung up immediately.

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Ugonna never returned my call or at least send a text...

By 7pm, kaka and I decided to go and have fun... Just the both of us.... I wanted to get so high that I'd probably forget my name.

And did I forget to tell you guys that my aunty travelled todayhuh We were free.....

I opened my bag and got searching for what to wear... I found the perfect cloth.

I picked out a black and white bodycon gown that stopped some inches above my knee and wore my hair down...

I also picked out black heels to go with it. I searched for flat slippers and put them in my handbag, just in case.

Kaka wore a fiery red gown and black shoes too.

And for the first time since I got my chain from Ugonna, I didnt step out with it.
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LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 9:47am On Dec 01, 2014
Happy new month too hun

kingphilip:
nice updates Alma n wishing u a happy new month
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 9:46am On Dec 01, 2014
Tnx dear..... Will try

DARKLIGHT:
Alma, I have been a faithful reader of your work. You are inexplicably amazing. I will want you to intensify the rate at which you update, please.[i][/i]
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 8:38am On Nov 29, 2014
Pls Queen J post d votin link here abeg. Tnk u
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 8:37am On Nov 29, 2014
Tnx dear....

toykathy:
I'm glad i caught up with u guys. Weldone Almacherish. Following#
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 8:36am On Nov 29, 2014
Lol.... Leave d guy....

eljanfortis:
lolzzzz,....dis updates re very funny oooooo,i dnt knw u get c*aze for head lyk dis ooo well it serves it ryt for Godson,i wonda wat transpired btw im nd zainab,annoying ignoramus pls can someone post the link to vote for fastest updater
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 8:37pm On Nov 28, 2014
Tnx dear....

Princesschi:
Serves him right, he's such a loser. Mttcheewwww, i dey ur back Alma.
Btw i still dont trust Eve's nice attitude sha.
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 8:36pm On Nov 28, 2014
Lol.... QueenJ... Ah dae hail o

Jennimma:
Chei Chei Chei! Alma,i throway salute. Omo see as you finish Godson. Lolz
LiteratureRe: All That Glitters: A Short Story by almacherish(f): 8:28pm On Nov 28, 2014
Wats with ifeomahuh
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RomanceRe: Forever Till Death by almacherish(f): 8:11pm On Nov 28, 2014
Hmmmm Jason is vewi sick o.... #scared
LiteratureRe: #my Life by almacherish(op): 10:38am On Nov 28, 2014
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kaka called me after 45minutes.

"bae whatsup nau..." i asked, hoping her mum had agreed.

"babe she nor gree o.... She talk say i nor dae go anywhere o" she said with a sigh.

"ooohhhhmmm.... Oya now..bye bye.." i said and made to cut the call before I heard her laughing.

"olodo... Abeg mumcy gree joor... Ah dae come latest tomorrow evening." she said and I felt like jumping.

"yeeeeeeee.... Your mum is the best... Tell her I said so..." i screamed.

"just cook spaghetti and fish for me o... Make I go pack my cloth joor... See you tomorrow..." she said and hung up.

To say I was happy was an understatement, I was frigging excited.

I proceeded to clean up a room for both of Us because typical kaka would never agree to sleep in another room.

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just as I was about rounding up, I realized I didnt even tell the owner of the house about anything.

I rushed to the parlour to get my phone and called her immediately.

We talked for a while and I begged her to allow kaka come over and as Usual, Aunt Tricia agreed. Everything was finally settled.

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Godson called again and this time, I picked.

"Godson what do you want from me??" I asked without exchanging pleasantries.

"alma, I've missed you so much..." he said.

"that isnt an answer to my question..." i said.

"alma... I called because I realize now that leaving you was the biggest mistake of my life... I shouldnt have left you... Your my heart b---" he was saying.

"shut up.... Shut the heck up Godson.... I cried for you... But you didnt realize anything then right and now you think i'd be waiting for your sorry asss to come back??"

"i'm sorry Al, i really am..." he said.

"i'm dating and I love my boyfriend so much... More than I ever loved you... So please am sure your Zainab is waiting for you... Because with me Godson, you'd be wasting your time." I said.

"please dont dial my line ever again... What we had was in the past and It stays there.... And if your Zainab dropped your sorry asss and you suddenly realized how much you stupidly love me.... Please have a rethink... Coz Alma aint loving you back."

"alma, we are meant for each other..." he said.

"oya e do... Shey dis english wey i dae speak nor de enter your ear... You nor dae hear wordhuh Ah nor do again... Wetin na.... Abi dem send you ni.... Bros you nor see me o...." i said and hung up before he started any of his we are meant to be together speeches.
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