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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by almacherish(f): 6:33pm On Oct 07, 2017
Iwobi ooooooooooooo
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by almacherish(f): 6:09pm On Oct 07, 2017
You want to help me find it?
HIGHESTPOPORI:
Did u finally see your period you were looking ?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by almacherish(f): 5:59pm On Oct 07, 2017
Nigerians need to slow down the pace of this match o, because zambian players are much more younger than our players.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by almacherish(f): 5:56pm On Oct 07, 2017
Na so

Dotwillis1:



his wahala too much
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by almacherish(f): 5:54pm On Oct 07, 2017
I hope so....

hemartins:

The ball will find the back of the net if this pace is built on at the second half.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by almacherish(f): 5:52pm On Oct 07, 2017
Oya o, my eyes are on you o Neimar
Neimar:


abeg ur eyes on me jare
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by almacherish(f): 5:45pm On Oct 07, 2017
My eyes are on zambian no 9 player. Victor moses is playing well too.... Whats with naija and over the post ish
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by almacherish(f): 5:44pm On Oct 07, 2017
My eyes are on zambian no 9 player. Victor moses is playing well too
Literature / Re: Joy To The World by almacherish(f): 7:19pm On Sep 26, 2017
Yeah, you may be right sha...
Eyinimofeoluwa:
her husband might have the intention of killing her bt sum1 else did maybe her sister
Literature / Re: Joy To The World by almacherish(f): 3:51pm On Sep 22, 2017
Abi o..... Im starting to suspect the biological father of her children since the husband thinks the children arent his.... But i still dont think her husbands hands are clean, i mean, who feels nothing when his wife is dead??

queenitee:

I'm thinking it can't be her husband, tho he wanted her dead sha
Literature / Re: Joy To The World by almacherish(f): 7:03pm On Sep 21, 2017
Beautiful story piroux . Me im suspecting her husband

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Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by almacherish(f): 5:39pm On Sep 09, 2017
Thanks.... But this spotting occured 5days after my period was supposed to come. What should i do

Xiadnat:


You spotted which is normal prior to menses. If you are around your cycle then wait a few days mire to see menses occurs.

If past a week and no blood flow, get pregnany test especially if unprotected sex.
Health / Re: Doctors Come In by almacherish(f): 5:19pm On Sep 09, 2017
Cc: FrenchFries
Balogun
suggestions please
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by almacherish(f): 5:15pm On Sep 09, 2017
Hi doc, i need medical advice. I saw my period on 03/08/2017 and i had sex on 12/08/2017. My cycle is usually btw 33 to 35 days. Yesterday evening, being 08/09/2017, i noticed a brown discharge that seemed like the start of my period, but the issue now is that this afternoon, theres no more blood.what could be the issue?? Could i be pregnant
PS : ive been having pain in my lower abdomen... Please i need your answer. Thanks
Health / Re: Doctors Come In by almacherish(f): 5:06pm On Sep 09, 2017
Please i need help
Health / Doctors Come In by almacherish(f): 4:02pm On Sep 09, 2017
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Health / Re: Doctor In The House:Obstetrics And Gynecology by almacherish(f): 7:08pm On Dec 14, 2015
matrix199:


I'll advise he runs a seminal analysis test.


goodevening doc, pls i saw my period on 12-15th nov; i had unprotected sex on 17th, took postinor2 on 18th and d last pill on 19th by 3:30am. Saw my period again on 23-26th nov. A friend said dat only happens when youre pregnant. So i went for two blood pregnancy tests. One on 2nd dec, the other on 11th dec, both came out negative. Is there a chance dat i myt still be pregnant? Do i have to go for a scan? When do u tink i should expect my period PS: my periods are irregular, last menstrual cycle was 41days. Dont know what to do... Im so freaked out ...... Thanks doc
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by almacherish(f): 6:18pm On Dec 14, 2015
Xiadnat:


Yes it is still applicable for a male.


gdevening doc, pls i saw my period on 12-16th nov, had unprotected sex on 17th; took postinor by10:30am on 18th and d last tab on 19th by 3:30am. Went for blood pt on 2nd dec and 11th dec, both came out negative. No period yet. Can i be pregnant, do i have to go for a scan? Do u have an idea wen i myt see my period? PS: my periods are irregular, last menstrual cycle was 41 days. Ie oct- nov . Thanks doc
Health / Re: Ask The Doctor by almacherish(f): 5:39pm On Dec 14, 2015
salsonext:
Hi everyone my name is Dr. Dammy, I am a medical doctor. I am here answer all your medical questions and also give you medical advices on your health conditions. So feel free to ask questions.


gdevening, pls i saw my period on 12-15th nov, and had unprotected sex on 17th. Took postinor2(not the first time) on 18th by 10:30am and d second pill by 3:30am on 19th. Saw my period again on 23-26th nov. Someone said dat only happens when your pregnant. So i took a blood pregnancy test on 2nd dec and another on 11th dec, both negative. My menstrual cycle is always irregular but ive never seen my period twice in a month before. Still havent seen my period. Is there a chance am pregnant? Thank you
Literature / Re: #my Life by almacherish(f): 8:30pm On Mar 23, 2015
Lol abeg Mc Bola lemme o

harjibolar10:
Ghen ghen

This ugonna surely know how to make ma Alma feel guilty o. Anyways Alma, the ball is in ya court now ooo

Mc Donald and Mc Ugonna both on Mc Alma. . Its gonna be an interesting thing thou




Welcome back ma'am
Literature / Re: #my Life by almacherish(f): 8:28pm On Mar 23, 2015
Tnx sweetie

Shebarh:
dearie alma long tym
so ugonna don finally rember.. my dear pls move on wit donald i guess tis kinda late..wish u luck in ya exams love
Literature / Re: #my Life by almacherish(f): 6:21am On Mar 23, 2015
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On a fateful day, I logged into facebook and got chatting with a guy who I later exchanged numbers with.

His name was Donald, a surveyor who was very nice.

After a couple of calls, we got real close and he got to know about Ugonna.

I told him I still had feelings for Ugonna but that I was trying to supress it.

A month later, Donald asked me out. I told him i was going to think about it.

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we arranged a meeting just around Chibyke filling station.

He came in a volkswagen passat and it was funny though because I didnt expect it.

I decided to date him because I felt he was broke so no girl would be after him. I also felt he was a very nice person since I liked him already.

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Two weeks later, I got a call from Ugonna.

"hey, its me Ugonna" he said.

"uhmm which Ugonna" I asked.

"the one you know, Nnamdi's brother." he replied and I almost fainted.

I didnt bother asking how he got my number.

"why are you calling" i asked.

"i was going through my stuff and I found the chain I gave you, the memories of you just came flooding, i remember everything now." he said.

I couldnt even say a damn word.

"and most of all I remember how much I love you." he said and I hung up

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Literature / Re: #my Life by almacherish(f): 5:48am On Mar 18, 2015
Tnx snow, evrytin's owk

snowhyt:
9ce update Alma... hw's ur studies going?
Literature / Re: #my Life by almacherish(f): 5:47am On Mar 18, 2015
He'll come in later

HDoc:
I jus caught up to speed & I like wat I've readin but Wat abt RAYMOND.
Literature / Re: The Broken Oath - A Short Story by almacherish(f): 5:04am On Mar 18, 2015
He's gud o...... I updated sum days ago o

Fatalveli:
StormAngel bae, Cutehally, philismary, mistytohcute.... There is a wooing challange going on!!! You can show your love to me by clicking on this link and type www.nairaland.com/2196758/wooing-challenge-2015-selection-thread/165

I wanna woo Fatalveli... I'll drop a lenthy update afterwards.... Almacherish, hw is ugonna?
Literature / Re: #my Life by almacherish(f): 3:04pm On Mar 16, 2015
Tnx hun

kingphilip:
Alma gud updates and welcome back
Literature / Re: #my Life by almacherish(f): 3:03pm On Mar 16, 2015
Shugapie, d tin is ma exams re startin nxt wk.. So m kinda busy nw... Will update wen i can sha

toykathy:
almacherish darlyn, na u be dis? Hw is schl? So glad to an update. Ar u bk for good? Or dis is just for the mothers?
Literature / Re: #my Life by almacherish(f): 3:02pm On Mar 16, 2015
Bros mi.... Fyn o

harjibolar10:

Thanks ma'am

Welcome back, how every every over there?
Literature / Re: Strings And Webs by almacherish(f): 12:55pm On Mar 15, 2015
Am here....... Nice one throne

ThR0NeKiD:
[size=15pt]This Story was inspired by one of my previous uncompleted story: The Utopian Deuce.[/size]
Though both share nothing in common, it gives me the satisfaction I would have derived had I completed The Utopian Deuce, nevertheless, lets be ready to rock and roll.
The story contunus....
Literature / Re: #my Life by almacherish(f): 8:05am On Mar 15, 2015
Happy mothering sunday
Happy mothering sunday y'all
Literature / Re: #my Life by almacherish(f): 8:02am On Mar 15, 2015
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Life in school was nice though, but you cant compare it to life at home.. I had to learn how to manage my finances with my roommates.

I got a logde close to school and we are three in the room.

After some weeks of adapting to the environment, I saw the university as somewhere not too different from home.... Just a place without my mum.

My logde was cool... I mean it had the necessary things for students- light and water.

The kush men in my logde provided us with security because my logde is the last logde in that area... It's closeness to bushes or actually forests made it dangerous for some people..

Other students saw my logde as the most dangerous logde on campus, while others would just turn away once they hear the name of the lodge.

The happenings in school, tight lectures, running around from this lecture hall to another made me totally forget about the two brothers.... I viewed them now as my past.

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My two roommates, Emmanuella and Queen were just like me.. Only kids, and had father problems... We were like sisters..

We cooked and fed together, and the trust was there too..

I made new close friends in school... Gift was actually my best in all my departmental girls.... She would'nt do something she didnt want to do even if everyone was doing it... *she's the girl after my own heart*

I also had a very tough lecturer... Mrs. Efekalam...... That woman is the bomb...

No much makeup, no coloured weaves, no artificial nails, and the rest... But after everything sha, she can teach.... I mean who wouldnt understand anything in her class??

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On a fateful evening, some guys were playing ball in my logde, i was boiling water for custard when i went outside to the veranda, I looked down only to see four army men walking into m y logde with weapons in sight.

I ran back into the room to tell my roommates..

"hmmm babes, army people de come o" i said and no one acted like they heard me..

"shey una no de hear me ; military dae downstairs" i shouted..

That was when they left everything to look at me.

"babe wetin you talk?" Ella asked.

They Army guys were upstairs already..

"everybody should go downstairs immediately!!" one army guy shouted.

"na wetin i de talk be that.." i answered as we all proceeded downstairs.

The logde is just a storey so it was easy to get downstairs in all the tension.

As i was going downstairs, I looked at my two roommates, one was on jean and top, while Ella was on long sleeved shirt and jean.

My mind reverted back to the day army men flogged some girls in the logde around my logde.

So if these people wan flog pesin now na my own go pain pain pass because na bum short and singlet na im i wear.

We got downstairs and saw some guys lying down, no one even told me to lie down, i just went to where those guys were and lay face down.

* the fear of army is the beginning of wisdom*

They hit all the guys harldly at the back before they told we girls to standup and go and sit down.

When we sat down, they started questioning us..

"where dose guys wey enta here de?" the first guy asked.

No one answered.

The thing is that, me, I saw the guys when they came in but omo when they left I no see anybody.. But dem no born me well na mk I open mouth de tell army say i see them so I just closed my mouth.

"shey una no wan ansa baa" another one asked.

"please sir, we didnt see them.. " i heard one girl answer.

*who be dis one kwan wey de folo army people wey de vex speak english? Nothing wey pesin nor go see 4 dis place*

"you no see dem shey.. I go pluck una eye comot..." he shouted.

Immediately, they went back to the guys who were still lying down, and started drills.

They told them to kneel down but with their heads on the ground, when they did that, they started matching them on the back one by one.

By the look of it, I knew they guys were going through alot of pain and at that moment I felt for them, but I couldnt do nothing.

When they were done, they left in anger saying they would be back again.

Omo Immediately they turned their backs, i flew up to my room thanking God.

Just before I got to my room, I sw a guy sneaking out of my room, then it dawned on me, we left our door open during the chaos so he sneaked into our room to protect himself.

Another thing that dawned on me was the realization that he was a cultist and it wasnt the same cult with my kush neighbours.
Literature / Re: #my Life by almacherish(f): 6:26am On Feb 24, 2015
Na me go beat u next

harjibolar10:


Me: Come here, and come kneel down and raise up ya hand plus close ya eyes (she did as I order her to, now almost crying)
.. .. . After 50mins.. .
Me: Oya, why you no update since?

Alma: Eh..... Erm....., sorry sir (now crying)

Me: I said why you no update, you dey tell me sorry, na watin I ask you be that ni, ehn?

Alma: Sir, na school no allow me sir(still crying)

Me: Haaaa, you for tell me that since now(patting her shoulder), why I wan come beat you then (feel for her). ... Oya stand up (she did).. .. . Oya go face ya study, and only update at your convinience, you hear? (now shouting), and Dont let Nnamdi ocupy all ya thought ooo

Alma: Yes sir(she replied while shivering and sweating)

Me: Oya dey go, natty Alma


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