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dre11: let me say.....U want me to do conpetition with a bar? Men loves thier drinks more than their babes joor |
Jbluv55: Relax ma'am and let me play some music for you to dance to firstOk o, play searching by china black |
Jbluv55: Erm......I'll let u know when he comesOk let him come safely |
Jbluv55: Erm......I'll let u know when he comesWill u stop d suspence, biko spill it joor |
Jbluv55: I guess that shouldn't be a hard taskRealy? Who? |
dre11:His ex? How lond did dey both last? |
Jbluv55: FIXED!!!How? |
Jbluv55:Thru chemistry, biology even phyics law of attraction |
dre11:Dr dre or wetin b ur Name? I need a man not a casanova |
[quote author=Jbluv55]Erm......*whispers into her right ear*.......Drogba is back in Chelsea . So, U r also back to Chelsea . We go soon form Chelsea Football Club Fans for this our Relaxation Center . [/quoterealy? Chelsea am ur no 1 fan |
Jbluv55: Hmmm......Perhaps he is just taking his time naI need a real man, someone who knows how to treat a lady both in and out of bed ![]() |
Jbluv55: Hehehe. Nor mind me o, na Chelsea make my belle sweet ydaySince droga comot from chelsea, i don loose intrest. Church dey o |
Jbluv55: Alorax2, how r u this Sweet Sunday?Jb de magnificent u don comot eye from d match to remember me abi?, well i dey o, Just coming in from church |
Good day My peeps, jb My one and only kindly serve me with malk and croker fish peper soup *whispers to him* swiitsoda is a let down, imagin he cant even french kiss or cuddle me, i need a replacement joor, a whole princess like me, chai he supose to know that money is not everything. SMH, |
Jbluv55: Haaa!!!! Oga na ur own I kukuma dey do o. Na she ask me for advice and I give am to favor the two of u noniJb u b correct bobo joor, switsoda y u squeeze face, no more tasting ni? |
switsoda: Jbluv55 which kan advice u go give alorax2... I no just understand u again, pls return all my change include d one i told u to pocket #vexingWats ur problem switsoda ![]() |
switsoda: baby yoo! I'm right here*with rapture* at last |
switsoda: #running n #panting i'm sorry for taking so long, i went to get sometin from the chemist show... I'm fully ready for the tastingAre u fully equipt to taste me? |
Jbluv55: HeheheheWith pleasure, abeg help me locat switsoda b4 i change ma mind |
Jbluv55: Erm.....you may dance wt him na, sheybi its part of him having a taste of youGood suggestions jb, u are d best. *raising her voice* switsoda where art thou? Come and have a taste o ![]() |
Jbluv55: Erm.....you may dance wt him na, sheybi its part of him having a taste of youGood suggestions jb, u are d best. *raising her voice* switsoda where art thou? Come and have a taste o ![]() |
Jbluv55: HeheheAfter that nko? |
Jbluv55: Here u go ma'amThanks i know am lickable, even devourable *whispers to him* of course u are d right person to ask, or who else will advice me? |
switsoda: heheeen neva mind but u av had a taste of me *wispering* lemme av a taste of uA taste? Oh 9ja guys nothing is free with u o, * thinking on wat to say* am off to d office, jb u will serve me d wine tonight *whispers to jb* i need ur advice by d time i come back in d evening o |
Jbluv55: Welcome pretty oneHi jb kindly give me a bottle of non alcoholic red wine *whispers to him* wat should i tell switsoda now? He wants a taste of me, do i look edible or drinkable? |
switsoda: tanx Jbluv55... Alorax2 avn't i triedU realy tried but did u spend all dat money on me? |
switsoda: SMH ladies can be funny most times... Jbluv55! show every my bill, i meant how much av spent so farjb my sweet pls kindly show everyone his bill and how much he spent on me and weda him don pay u oo, ![]() |
Femi and Yeni's maternal grandmother turned 93 today and Femi took to twitter to celebrate her.
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switsoda: Nawa oooo! after spending all wot i have on u in dis bar, u now start to feel unsecured. Daris God oooo!!!My switsoda, i hail, talk true how much u spend on me sef? |
switsoda: Nooooo Jbluv55 owns this club moreover *whispering * i have neva done 3some in my entire lifeWho said anything about 3some, jb will Just guard My body or is it bodyguard? |
[quote author=Jbluv55]I'll only come in @ ur request o maybe to be ur bodyguard ![]() [/quoteBody gini? Since its ma firtst tyme having a bodyguard, oya switsoda lets go, jb u too come along o |
Jbluv55: I'll only come in @ ur request o maybe to be ur bodyguard |


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