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dre11: Oh mah gosh....

Rabbit.... Is that the new phrase on the street

Yes nau

dre11: I guess madam Oduah will be in the best position to define the needful for u if u mean not to know it

Lolz

KiddaBlingzz: hope you had a nice time last night mi'lady?

I trust JB to take good care of you on my behalf

so how bout a table for two this night?

of course *thin lo ing to herself, na u dey pay o, he is King of attractive*

dre11:
If I should mention names.... The guys will just pop up here and u might not like it....

But, u know I am speaking the truth nah

How can dey pop when dem no b rabbit, say d truth and shame ekenzu.

dre11: So aw many games do u wish to play before u do the needful

pls define neeffull o

SpcAgtOko: Haha you are ruining game.

Abeg help me tell am o

Jbluv55: Hahahaha . Yes I have found you 'an agu' who happens to be a King too . He should be here any moment from now .

He has instructed I serve you anything you so desire till he shows up .

Realy? Jb u are something , oya give me shaki, fried turkey, palmwine, blue cocktail wine, fruit salad, nkwobi and a bottle of ever water with chocolate ice cream, make i manage that one as i dey watch My weight

dre11:

Don't tell me ure still searching for after all the guys that did show up the other day....

Seems ure an oliver twist

Dre,, u get mouth, talk true u c me with any guy? Ok mention d names of the guys o, My hands are clean

Jbluv55: Buhahahaha . Ok I hereby summon the one and only agu nwayi to come out and meet her prince . No more teddy bears .

jb me love did u summon?, shey u want make my teddy retire ni , is thats the case, i hope u have a fantastic replacement, someone who can do what my teddy cant

KiddaBlingzz: hehehe

prince kwa?

I think say na King fa

*walking in, wearing cream flowered pattern short dress, looking radiant,with a high heel sandal, in silkened tone* jb My luv did u call My Name, sorry about last 9t, i was summoned to lend My voice in praising God in His house but now i need to flow

Jbluv55: Hahahaha . I feel you dear . But I thot you had setted for your boss' brother?

Jb shey u no sabi me again? I need a man joor, let him prove himself, agu nwayi can never settle for less

Jbluv55: Hehehe . LOL @ 'My teddy' . Would you have preferred something else? .

Lol, y not, when body no b firewood, dis weather is for two nau

Jbluv55: Good morning ma'am . Sorry I'm a bit late in attending to you. I had to go pack some more drinks for the weekend .

*serves her*

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/slice-toast-bread-hot-chocolate-32899450.jpg

So how was your night?

Apology accepted, My night was managable, o spent it with My teddy bear

SpcAgtOko: Give this lady what she needs

Thank you My dear, * raising her voice* jb? Where in all that is holy is My breakfast? An hungry lady is an angry lady o, i must eat this morbing cos i need My strenth to offload the 40ft container for My clents o

*walked in for breakfast b4 going to work* jb My swit can i have toast with hot chocolate drink to keep me warm this morning, biko make it quick cos i dey go office

Jbluv55: Buhehehehe . So u like make ur guy get flows abi? so that dulling nor go dey abi?

Jb ma swit, do i look or sound like a dull person? Y i go come carry dull person. Bible say thou shalt not b yoke with a dull person

Jbluv55: hmmmmm......I dey feel u o . So una com be like 1-2-3 as 2 follows 1 and 3 follows 2 but 1 just dey there dey look the 2 of them . So u sef like the guy abi?

Hell no, d guy no sabi flow

Jbluv55: Hmmm......so n so....sounds interesting . Care to gist me?

*offers her a seat*

*takes a seat* My Boss younger brother is enamoured with me, and theres a Girl who is crazy about him, i am stck in d middle. And me i no even like d guy, jb My swit tgeres going to b fire on d mountain top but me i no care

Jbluv55: Apologies ma'am but I guess he needed to make some extra quids as opportunity came knocking .

So how has ur day been?

My day has been so n so

Jbluv55: He promised to be here tomorrow as he had some matters to attend to today . I'm sure you'll find him capable of all you could ever imagine .

After keeping me waiting? SMH, na wa o

Jbluv55: Sorry I'm serving you a bit late ma'am . Had to freshly prepare the chicken .

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*whispers back to her*....he's loaded but you'll have to find out the other details yourself .

Looks delicious, *whispers to him, am waiting in anticipation*

Jbluv55: Yes ma'am .

*whispers to her*......there's a Nice and handsome gentleman I'd love you to meet . He quickly went to pick something from his car and should soon be here .

What shall I offer you?

*whispers to him, is he loaded? And his he endowed in d right places?*

Please serve me bbq peppered chicken and a bottle of blue cocktail wine

Jbluv55: Welcome sire . How was ur day?

Let me summon the pretty 'agu nwayi' to come take a seat beside u sir

*walking in like a princess, smiled at jb, speaking in honeyed tone* jb dearest i heard My Name from ur lips, did u call?

Jbluv55: Hmmmmm.......alora alora agu nwayi I hail thee o. So u need a lion?

I need a man who is strong like a lion and who can tango both on d dance floor and on d bed

dre11:
don't tell me the guy that did ask u for a dance was rejected by u

why nah.....

Simple, dre there are eggs and there are eggs, d guy no fit dance and e even wan touch My watermellon, SMH wetin i wan do with such a person

dre11: that phrase is just trying to draw emphasis on the bolded part of ur post


I hope ure having a lovely nite at the dance floor with ur newly found man

I found nobody o, i am on My own *thinking of taking a sabatical*

dre11: still trying to wrap mah head round what u just wrote @emboldened....
I guess u have found someome

It means a lioness, aveg no offence, abeg who is emboldened o?

Jbluv55: Alora Alora . When did Jb become pepper soup na .

Jb My swit am always spicy

dre11:
u gave a complain about ur guy fuccking up and I did give u the best alternative

but mah sis never complain about his guy so its u that complain that did need the guy and not one who is happy with the one she is with

Oh My gosh, touche, d fact is there are guys out there but not all are men, since abum agu nwayi i need an agu, biko kwanu no offence o

Jbluv55: He'll soon be here . I'll Holla @ u when he's around .

Be sure u do

dre11:
maybe u need to try him and see that he treats his babes very well


I mean very well in every aspect u might think it

so don't be scared

Am not scared of anything but y not send ur Sister to have a taste of jb, let cone and give me feedback

Jbluv55: And in addition to the above list I hereby add the one below(in quotes to protect your mentions from being spammed)



One Love to you all and I hereby dedicate the following songs to each and everyone of you

R Kelly - Happy People and Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Gmaurug0I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

Dr dre11 u are something, i wish u d same My Bro, u do well