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Hey check out this new video of falz da badt guy here showing off his h fctor yoruba accent here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8LY3jlbSdM

don't mean to spam this site but visit unijosupdate. there is a detailed method of getting yor unijos transcript there

Have you ever taken a keen interest in your pc keyboard to notice that F and J keys have raised ridges?
If you have been curious to know then this post is for you.
Do you know why the ‘F’ and ‘J’ keys have raised ridges on them on a Keyboard? ‘5’ numbered key in Numeric keypad also has a ridge on it. Many think that it is a production defect. Check out the actual reason behind the ridges on ‘F’, ‘J’ and ‘5’ keys.
The main reason for these bumps or ridges placed on ‘F’, ’J’ and ‘5’ keys are that they indicate the exact position of fingers while typing.
If you are typing speed without looking at the keyboard, these ridges help you find the position of your fingers. Both your index fingers had to be placed on ‘F’ and ‘G’ keys to know the position of keys on the keyboard.
The exact position of your fingers must be as follows:
Positioning your left index finger on the ‘F’ key and your right index finger on the ‘J’ key leaving the other three fingers of your left hand to rest on the ‘D’, ‘S’, and ‘A’ keys and your right hand to rest on the ‘K’, ‘L’, and ‘:/;’ (colon) keys. Your both thumb fingers must rest on the space bar.
These improvements came to keyboards as a result of a patent filed by June E. Botich in 2002 and all keyboards manufactured after that contains these ridges.


http://tricklord..com.ng/2016/04/reasons-why-f-and-j-keys-have-raised.html

me sef the wonder o. but its actually educative

So I was surfing the net when i came across this set of questions. Attempt them and see if you can pass.
Indian Administrative Services (IAS) is one of the toughest examinations to crack in India. The whole process of getting through it is really tough and people who have studied for it or cleared it would tell you how competitive it can get. Every year, lakhs of candidates write the exam and once they cleared the written examination, they are called in for an interview session, so only the very best of the best make the cut.

Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at right time. This is very important during interviews, especially in IAS selection process. Some questions are unexpected and might demand weird answers. However what we fail to understand at that moment is that these funny and weird questions actually command an answer that judges your capability of maintaining your presence of mind in the most stressful situation. They just want to see if these situations make you uncomfortable or even nervous. Sometimes the reason for asking these questions can be literally to check your sense of humor or creativity.
Here, we have found 24 really quirky questions (and answers) that were asked in the two stages of the examination process. Check them out, see if you can solve them without checking out the answers (given at the end of the article).
Q1: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Q2: What looks like half apple?
Q3: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Q4: What will you do if I run away with your sister?
Q5: ( ) + ( ) + ( ) + ( ) + ( ) = 30
This is what you have for the equation. The following are the numbers that you can use to fill in the brackets: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13 and 15. You can repeat the numbers if required. The resulting sum should be 30.
Q6: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Q7: Jamie looked at his reflection on the window mirror of the 45th floor. Driven by an irrational impulse, he made a leap through the window on the other side. Yet Jamie did not encounter even a single bruise. How can this be possible if he neither landed on a soft surface nor used a parachute?
Q8: By using only one straight line, can you make the equation correct. 5+5+5=550?
Q9: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Q10: A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
Q11: Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?
Q12: What can you never eat for breakfast?
Q13: This is an unusual paragraph. I’m curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual, though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!
Q14: What if one morning you woke up and found that you were pregnant?
Q15: What happened when the wheel was invented?
Q16: Twins (Adarsh and Anupam) were born in May, but their birthday is in June. How’s this possible?
Q17: The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?
Q18: If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, then what is four and five?
Q19: A cat had three kittens: January, March, and May. What was the mother’s name?
Q20: James bond was pushed out of an airplane without any parachute. He survived. How?
Q21: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
Q22: How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Q23: The Bay of Bengal is in which state?
Q24: Where would Lord Rama have celebrated his “First Diwali”?
Q25: Rohan was in an interview. The interviewer told him that this was his last question and then he asked him to point at the exact center of the table on which his resume was kept. He gave an answer after which he was selected. Can you think of what happened inside the interview room?

The Answers:
Tally your answer here, see if you’re IAS material or not.
A1- Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
A2- The other half.
A3. Very large hands.(Good one)
A4- The candidate who was selected answered, “I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir.”
A5- There is no mention if you can use sign or not and thus the only possible way to get this is as follows: (15 – 9) + (13 – 7) + (7 – 1) + (9 – 1) + (13 – 9). If you solve inside the brackets, you will get the following equation 6 + 6 + 6 + 8 + 4. Adding all these numbers will give you 30.
A6- It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
A7- Jamie is a window cleaner who was tired after cleaning the windows on the 45th floor and thus leaped inside the building.
A8- Draw a tilted line on 1st plus (+) operator, + will become 4. The equation then becomes true: 545+5=550.
A9- It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
A10- The third room. Lions that haven’t eaten in three years are dead. Easy one, right?
A11- Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.
A12- Dinner.
A13- The letter ‘e’, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.
for the remaining answers visit http://tricklord..com.ng/2016/04/25-super-tricky-ias-entrance-exam.html

Lalasticlala pictures will follow as soon as i get home

We are proud to be the first class of 2015 that the university of jos produce. Political science set of 2015

The university of jos admissin list is out. Visit www.unijosupdate. for more info

Due to the recent rumour making the rounds about the unijos admission list (second list) for 2015/2016 academic session being out, I am forced to make this post for the sole purpose of clarification. It should be noted that University of Jos did not release any new list but rather it has uploaded the same merit list which it sent to JAMB on her own website now. So instead of checking the JAMB website for your name on the merit list, you can now check your name direct from the Unijos site.
https://unijosupdate./2015/11/19/unijos-merit-list-update/

Do you know or heard about the uber board? This is the latest technology trending with celebrities recently. The uber board was used by Meek mill in his video [all eyes on me]. Also some celebrities seen with it include mario balotelli et.al
Pictures of the uber board

This post is specifically for the jambites who want to write the unijos post ume and have being asking about how to get the past questions and answers.
The total number of questions asked during the unijos post ume is 50 which you are expected to answer within 30 minutes or the computer will log you out when the time elapse.
Unijos Post Utme Past questions and answers/preparation materials is packaged in two formats;

https://unijosupdate./2015/06/30/get-the-real-unijos-post-utme-past-questions-and-answers/

2kris:
u dey gada biu??

nah i stay at rock haven

kodlins:
that one still the trip me oh. Its simple and elegant

i think the police station was built by the angwan zinaria community while i can authoritatively tell u that the one at gada biu was by hon suleiman yahaya kwande who was just re elected

This is one of the most beautiful in jos i think but also include the one at gada biu near the flyover.

new session will commence after election i.e 6th april for all students

you can now check your unijos rems list online forthe 2014/2015 academic session. for more info visit here http://www.unijosupdate.com/remedial-list/

This is the unijos school fees schedule for all those new students. It is too long if not i would have posted it here. visit http://unijosupdate.com/unijos-fees-schedule/ to see the new school fees

Old news

A new resumption date is announced for unijos which will be the 6th of march 2015. visit http://unijosupdate.com/ for more info on the new resumption.