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Still eating

It's done...
We just finished d buffet welcoming seplat into the fold.

wonder233:
They should conclude the deal na. Everyday "Seplat about to conclude Mobil acquisition".
Its now like a broken record. Conclude the darn deal and let everyone rest abeg.

Heavy breakfast... To sweat the job ahead.

It's expensive cos the PMS is purchased not produced.

Light dinner

Lunch of jellof and fish with a little fruit.

Don't u get tired...

Kingsglory:
Dear everyone, please, i won't be doing this if only there's a glimmer of hope. please forgive me, but it seems that I have no choice. I'm typing this with tears in my eyes and with a very heavy heart. I'm doing this for my little girl who is asthmatic, I have exhausted my savings to buy her Seretide inhaler but at this point it has become too expensive to afford. I work two jobs to provide for my family but it never seem to be enough and as it stands I have exhausted all channels with which I can borrow money to buy it. It is sold for 18,500 but anything we can lay our hands on is perfectly okay please. Even 1k will go a long way to keep my baby girl alive please. Please my family, am on my knees, I am pleading for assistance to save my daughters life. I beg you in God's name please.. Any well meaning Nigerian whom God has touched their heart to help us, please help us. May the Almighty GOD bless all you lay your fingers on, amen.

10 25 02 57 87. First City Monument Bank (fcmb)
May God bless you immensely ❤ 🙏

Ibehchizzy:
show us way na
I go like work for ship too
Dey chop this healthy meals

I don't work on a ship bro

Am eating alot of rice recently...
Though building up my fat level for the coming hard job season.
Harmattan.

Very healthy breakfast .
Black coffee. No sugar or milk wakes u up fast.
Add some pasta and milky eggs.

Light buffet meal...
No like I fit finish am o.

Light dinner today..

Nokio2:
Tpain hand fit don reach am for Atlantic ocean like this o...

not quite bro

airsaylongcome:
Fully okay. It feels like everything isn't okay on your end which is why you will say 12.5kg of propane will "water down" oxygen in an open space

did u learn basic diffusion in school?

Whc school did u attend...
Is everything okay at home.

airsaylongcome:
I hope you are not a teacher and that you don't have to teach or coach people in your job. Cos what you wrote here is unintelligible.

Oxygen in open space is "watered down". Oxygen in trapped space "easy to flow downwards

Well u can call it a miracle and also call it science....
There is what is called a fire triangle 📐..oxygen, combustion source and combustible..what u had there was a watered down oxygen source and zero combustible material..
No fire will happen.
And for the guy saying if it was indoors..he is right in a way..Cos the oxygen is now trapped in a closes space and is easy to flow downward..
So u had an incomplete fire triangle bro.
Call dat d miracle.

NoFoodToCook:
Last Thursday would've been a day I would've become homeless and brought back to POINT ZERO (even clothes I won't have again to wear) even when i'm still trying to build myself.

I live in a face-me-I-Trouble you compound and what usually happens in such compound is not strange to many.

Where my two neighbors cook, it's just a place near the entrance of their room door as there's no private kitchen and their cylinders are not far from each other.

On the said day, while one neighbor had already put on her cylinder, burning actively and cooking, the other came back from refilling her own cylinder.

In the process of the second fixing the burner on her cylinder, the regulator cut and the gas she just refilled was released uncontrollably.

Of course there's a serious panic and they started shouting and running away, including my very self. I was only on boxer in my room when it happened and that was how I ran out with only my phone I was holding at hand.

Due to the panic nobody even thought of putting off the cylinder that was burning. We all ran out and left the area like that.

Guess what?

Even when the released gas covered the entire building, it didn't cash fire from the one that was burning.

Please, who can explain how that was possible?

It was after we didn't hear noise from the cylinder that someone checked back and the other was still burning even when everywhere was smelling gas.

I strongly believed it was God that showed Himself. Otherwise, there would've been an explosion and the entire building would've been on fire.

I returned all the praise to God for the wonder miracle that is beyond what mouth can say.

Lol

helinues:
Nuclear reactor

smh

Too bad.
Rip bro.
Ur race is over.
No more fuel buying or looking over ur shoulders..
No more wife palaver.
No more hangers on.
No more sycophants advisers.
Sleep well.

These guys are not just sincere..
Break down to oil production using one asset. EXXONMOBIL.

1.ERHA... 120 KBD.
2.USAN... 140 KBD.
3.UBIT.... 60 KBD.
4.YOHO.... 100 KBD.
5.EDOP.... 70 KBD
6.USARI.... 70KBD
7.ASABO.. 14 KBD.
8.INIM AND ETIM.... 20 KBD.
9.OSO.. 70 KBD.
10.EAP... 50 KBD

TOTAL.. 710,000 BARRELS PER DAY.
This is taken out of the ground everyday.
and dis is only one asset.

But they say no crude oil for dangote.

turmacs:
Seun you and your parents should rest abeg, don't add to my anger this evening.

smiles... Hi

Took a healthy dinner of fish and snail with salad

SensualMan:
Dangote needs to be taught a lesson in a language he understands.
Yoruba nor dey fear face, our Son be President!
Do anyhow see anyhow we nor dey look Uche face.
We must send Dangote packing,
Yoruba Allied movement(YAM)

agbado, ewa, cassava

U go suck breszz tire before she cum

Hungry man no dey ask for name of soup...

Just read ur long epistle,if I am getting u...u want Israel to go back to their homes and wait for the next wave of terrorist attack..no sir..even if as u have said the next generation will be more brutal than dis present Hamas...same thing d next generation Israeli will be brutal.

Fire4fireNL:
Israel has a right to defend itself, and go after any terrorist nation/organization that attacks its territory and citizens. I don't and will never support or condone any terrorist attack.

That being said, I think Israel is also gradually turning into a terrorist nation, with Netanyahu at the helm of affairs.

Don't be deceived, Netanyahu is only fighting for his survival, not for the security of Israel.

Netanyahu don't want to stop the war for his selfish reason. He knows one thing for sure - he will be held responsible for the October 7 attack. Once that happens, he loses his seat as the PM, and then he has to go face his corruption case, which he has been frantically trying over the years to delay till after his death.

Hamas is an ideology, just like boko-haram, ISWAP, etc. You can't totally defeat an ideology. It lives inside of people, generation after generation. If Isreal should succeed (although not possible) to eliminate or capture all Hamas current leaders and fighters, the little ones and the ones yet unborn will do way worse than their present crop of leaders.

Don't forget, these terrorist organizations are so swift in replacing their killed or captured leaders. If you look through the years, you will discover that the new set of leaders are always brutal than their previous. Yahya Sinwar has done way worse than the previous Hamas leaders. No one, I mean no Hamas leader has ever had the balls and courage to lead such a deadly and powerful attack against Israel. Guess what, Yahya Sinwar just showed his people that Isreal is not invincible afterall.

Hamas has achieved it's goal - breached Israel's border security, killed and maimed Israelis, and then kidnap both soldiers and civilians. Even if Israel should kill every living thing in Palestinian right now, it won't change the fact that Hamas has achieved their aim.

Hamas don't value life, just like all every other terrorist organizations.

We are gradually approaching the one year anniversary of the sad attack. Israel has been battling Hamas in Gaza for over 8 months, and yet hamas fighters and Yahya Sinwar are still breathing. They still have the hostages, even right there inside Gaza. That should tell you that even if Israel occupies Gaza till Jesus comes, hamas will never be completely destroyed. This is a fact.

Israel, under Netanyahu should not bite more than it can chew.

Hezbollah is more sophisticated than Hamas, that's not up for argument. They have more precision weapons, supplied by Iran.

Isreal facing Hezbollah at this time is a wrong choice. It won't end well.

If not for the US and other European countries defense capabilities, Israel would have been badly hit during Iran's retaliation attack few months ago. Forget the Iron Dome, the Iranians missile would have overwhelmed them. Even Hezbollah hit one of the iron dome few weeks ago.

The world do not want any more war at this time. In case you don't know, the cost of war is expensive. We are still suffering the fall-out of Russia-Ukraine war.

You might think it doesn't affect you, but these things disrupt the world economy, and as a result, affect each and every country, irrespective of the continent the war is being waged

Paraman:
The refineries refining below 10,000 bpd, how are they surviving ?

bro do u know what 5k bpd can do?

Soon as Putin leaves, dat car will be broken to piece and every piece put under a microscope for examination... If nothing is found, the car will be reassembled and stored in a container then buried ....

Ate a. Lunch of stewed beef and jollof rice with mixed vegetables and chicken curry.
Dessert of ice cream.
Apples.
Vitamilk and water to step down.

SwissMass:
bitter grievingory Obi people are feeling the heat , but they are pretending.

are u really thinking..
I don't understand d level of comment we make here in d guise of sounding smart.
Things are going awry in our country but u are here playing smart to comment.
SMH