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RicKyRichards:
The quintessential id!ot.

bros pls we AR stil praying.6.if they use kerosene bought@50 naira may it turn to water in Jesus name.

D most organized rally of all.dat little girl tuk my breath away.u lift me up.so much love frm ak city to our president n wife.Akpabio as u faithfully serve ur master,so shal u be faithfully servd.may God reward u fr ur works in akwa ibom.i wish my gov obiano wil copy you.

Whomever dat detest gud things will never encounter one.i therefore declare 1.anybody who says d president isn't working,as u travel on d gud roads he has constructed/rehabilitated may d road turn to a death trap n swallow u up.2.as u fly thru our restructured airport n improved airspace
may dey cause u air mishaps.3 as u eat d rice n oda farm produce as a result of improved agricultural policies of ds govt,they shal turn to poison.4.d benefits of improved electricity shal elude u n ur cohorts;d a.c shal turn to heater n vice versa.if you appreciate gud thin,gud thin will b ur lot,if odawise,u know where you belong.Gejites feel free to add urs.

D only qualifications they need are bravery and good communication n truth twisting network and fluency and coherent in eng/lying.u think a coward wil go to a polling booth.pvc kor cv nii.pls let me know whn premium times start recruiting.d only obj social medium

anthoniaz:
@op, do u use foundation primer?

I moisturise then apply my foundation.no primer.

Imam.it's has been my regular

My foundation slips off my face when I sweat.i need help urgently

A lot of diggings going on.they shud also visit grave yards perhaps d deaths cud hav some info dat needs to b retrieved.

kowema:
So what?.....How is this a philantropic initiative?....
Nonsense.....You people shud just stop turning Nairaland to dumping ground for silly, unimportant topics, take dem all to LIB.... Quote me after u av posted a pic of them together , digging a borehole for the refugees from Mubi....

u dey vex badly.i understand.

Oby we know u AR stil available but d president isn't bcs he is current.u are an ex minister and ur ex president has a portfolio fr u in dat palatial bedroom in otta.imaginin d two of u unclad on bed.

Pls house help recomend me a gud facial cream.my face is uneven with hypigmntatn.im fair.my elbow is also dark and I wish to whiten it.

Feistyoly:
Please I need reviews on QEI+ Privilegé and Jergens skin whitening lotion. Does the QEI+ lighten a dark face effectively? I'm naturally chocolate but my face is way darker than my body and I want to tone it to be same complexion as the other parts of my body.

Will qei+ privilege effectively do this? Please I need answers.Thanks in advance.

I spent almost 10k on privilege and serum yet notin happened.still my normal skin.

Okeoha na agwo mmiri ofe.somebody shud tel him d meaning of shoki.

sincerenigerian:
So out of about 15 sentences she wrote, only "forth" was what she got wrong? That should never be a problem. What about if it was just an oversight on her part? That only mistake she made should show to any intelligent person that it was just an oversight she missed the "u" while writing her sentences.

When look closely, some of the idiots accusing her of not writing proper English made mistakes with what they wrote too.

same as u."wat about if it was".haba bros.

I heard it is really a whitening cream.i realy need to get cos i ve seen my friend used it and she was really fair.

How much pls

I lov d sound of d bolded.same thin u wl hear at kano state,vote Gunduje for gov and Gej fr president.

Mod over to u.

Chamberlain usoh on sunrise daily ds morning mistakenly introduced dr Lai Mohammed of apc as d Nat pub sec of pdp,u needed to see lai's reaction.politics is indeed a serious issue.I wasn't really impressed wt Lai Mohammed whn he said dat threat of violence is Not a reason to postpone an election.he also seemed not to hav an answr whn maupe raise some concerns abt d authenticity of d result.he cald it trivial issue.my respect to sunrise daily crew.they are really excellent,always critical examinin issues.if they ask u question,u fit urinate fr shokoto.

egift:
Buhari bu enyi Ndigbo. Buhari gacha, oburu Ndigbo. Jonathan nwa ala mmiri ga ala mbuchi Valentine.

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Onye ihe bayere ya di Ndigbo mma. Aligbo nime na akwado Buhari.

akwadoghim nwoke ugwu a.gej na emenyere anyi.

egift:
Buhari bu enyi Ndigbo. Buhari gacha, oburu Ndigbo. Jonathan nwa ala mmiri ga ala mbuchi Valentine.

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Onye ihe bayere ya di Ndigbo mma. Aligbo nime na akwado Buhari.

akwadoghim nwoke ugwu a.gej na emenyere anti.

Toronto suppose to have manufacturd one.it's their norm.u sound myopic like ur followers here on Nairaland.

If all d crowds Gmb pulled acros d country actualizd,he is as gud as a winner but most of them hav no pvc,under aged and d eligible ones a mostly illiterates hence may not knw how to cast votes hence resulting to invalid votes.

Iroh88:
Let me ask you: how do hotels look

they look like hotels.

doctokwus:
There is nothing wrong ridiculing your opponents policies and his lack of ideas in govt.
Apart from describing GEJ as clueless, which is not far from the truth,no politician has gone as far as describing him as a drunkard or somebody who wud need a health check because of his peculiar,personal indiscretions.
This same fayose that is celebrating GEJ and raining insults on his behalf,bliv me if GMB wins, he wud b amongst d first to dessert him.D man does not look emotionally stable to me.

u AR definitely one of them.mr president clueless?

Dis certainly doesnt luk lik hotel but hostel.it cud b typo error.

Fayose is a peculiar tout dat's y his people chose him over d elite.perhaps if Gej was a bit toutish'" he won't be tagged as clueless.Amechi talks like fayose so is aregbe,Adams etc but they are tagged brave.i wish pdp has more of him and Wike.just like apc e warriors ranting without candour,unrefined set of people yet they claim monopoly of wisdom n popularity.empty drums.

D president is not his subject therefore not answerable to him.who is obj by way.wat moral leverage does he have over Jonathan?

Oluwatosean:
Which 1 b demand nd support?

typo error.tnx

I need an answer pls.it it's an assignment.

A man I have deep admiration n respect for.