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Romance / Re: 9 Qualities That A Man Look For In A Woman by Amakavula: 10:39pm On Dec 18
All ladiy are materialistic, although the extend differs. I am, I am a material girl but I work for most of my things.

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Romance / Re: NSFW Content : How Is This Possible ( Photo ) by Amakavula: 10:36pm On Dec 18
nwanneni:
bro how far?
My guy dey ooh. So now I answered you, grin what does it proves? When I say Nairalander guys are dumb you will fight me but look at your stupidity now... your IQ is the weight category of a sugar crystal ode.
Romance / NSFW Content : How Is This Possible ( Photo ) by Amakavula: 10:05pm On Dec 18
I saw this picture today and it had me speechless. The people in the photo are both married but one thing couldn't leave my mind. How are they having sex ?

The man is huge, definitely his "Cassava " will be monumental, like that of an elephant. The Elephant's D is big and a human can't take it. So how will she take it all. The vagina expanses alot during childbirth, but it's painful and a one time thing.

So how is it possible guys, ladies. Mature answers please.
Romance / Re: Most Nigerian Guys Are Afraid Of Dating Celestial Girls by Amakavula: 5:07pm On Dec 18
dauddy97:
I am actually dating a cele girl over a year now. I haven't found anything fetish from her. Beautiful, easy going and trust worthy. she nearly killed herself when I wanted to live her alone. Well, I believe nothing is wrong with this Cele girl I am dating. Funniest part is that, she agrees to convert to Muslim if she eventually get married to me.
Talk true ooh have you prospered since then ?

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Romance / Re: Why Don't Nigerian Men Like White Girls? by Amakavula: 1:36am On Dec 17
Because they are not blessed like us in Ukwu department. I mean, look at me I look at myself in the mirror after my bath every morning just to admire my curves, talk less of Nigerian men lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Is This True?? by Amakavula: 12:49am On Dec 16
lefulefu:
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed; embarassed; embarassed; embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed; embarassed; embarassed; embarassed embarassed; embarassed; embarassed; embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed; embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed; embarassed embarassed; embarassed
Can this really be true?
Why will any sensible lady say yes to a broke guy self ? I just can't stan. I don't date broke guys to begin with, broke Asin without a job and without the willingness to work.
Romance / Re: Ifuennada : My Ex Wanted Sex with me Just After His White Wedding by Amakavula: 12:24pm On Dec 14
BlaqCoffee109:
and the so called man loves his wife in such a way to disrespect her at her back? Men, 9ja men...
my thoughts exactly. Men cry about women's deceit but they are worse in the way they treat women.

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Romance / Ifuennada : My Ex Wanted Sex with me Just After His White Wedding by Amakavula: 12:09pm On Dec 14
Bbnaija star Ifunada has recounted her experience online, on Instagram in an attempt to show support for Linda Ikeji amist the Jeromi dumping drama.

Recalling her ordeal, She mentioned how Her Ex still wanted Sex with her after Big brother even after he was married. And how Men are such deceit.

Romance / Re: Was Linda Ikeji Played? by Amakavula: 11:49am On Dec 14
Linda was played. She was a product of bet between Shola and his guys. Men are Scum

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Romance / Unilag Sex Tape : Peruzzi finally releases statement... ( Photo ) by Amakavula: 11:22pm On Dec 12
The story making the rounds on Twitter is that of DMW act Peruzzi in a sex tape with a unilag slay Queen , Tobi Jacobs.

https://mobile.twitter.com/tobspopspops

News gathered from Twitter space suggest the
licious teenager had released the sex tape in a bide to get famous, and it wasn't her first attempt as secondary friends rat her out for been " an attention seeker " in an act which backfired on her.

The student of Masscom grappled a peice of Peruzzi for fame but was attacked by Nigerians for loose morals. Even Peruzzi wasn't spared as Nigerians also came for the 'Amaka hitmaker ' .

Releasing several single statements on his Twitter, He addressed the suitation in a comical way.

Romance / Re: What Signs Do You Lookout For To Tell A Guy Approaching You Is Low Class by Amakavula: 11:06pm On Dec 12
lilmax:


trying to show means you're not yourself, and you're trying to prove something because of your low self esteem, you show off because you're looking for validation and that means you lack stability since you need to be told who you are hence you show off because you have not figured your self out

do not repeat that crappy statement next time, I thought you were intelligent
thank God someone gets me !

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Romance / Re: What Signs Do You Lookout For To Tell A Guy Approaching You Is Low Class by Amakavula: 10:39pm On Dec 12
BIDOO:
The Same Way Your Brain Spot This Senseless Post grin
Go away fly.

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Romance / What Signs Do You Lookout For To Tell A Guy Approaching You Is Low Class by Amakavula: 10:21pm On Dec 12
For me the quickest way to check if a guy is low quality or not is how he talks.

is he respectful , thoughtful and has his own ideas ? He isn't too desperate for my attention or pained by my lack of interest. He is a man of quality. Highest class!

A guy of quality is hardly faced with a No for an answer. He isn't taking pictures of himself on different cars to show off, lowest of the low ( except he is an entertainer )

The worst of low quality guys , lot of them are here on Nairaland , are just beyond redemption. Their self esteem is warped by an obssesion with sex and a lady's body.

First they start stalking you, then starts mentioning you. If you ignore;

They attack you , call you names: a LovePeddler , olosho.

Thirdly , and weirdly, they send PMs and mention you once more.

Then they accuse you of being a man in a female moniker.

So what of you, how do you spot low quality men ?

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Romance / Re: A Mist See For Guys, WARNING!!! These Photos May Get You Salty, Or Angry by Amakavula: 2:45pm On Dec 12
hypergamy is a bitch . :O

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Romance / Re: Ladies How Do You Indicate To Your Guy That You Want Sex by Amakavula: 6:20am On Dec 12
kemicalreaction:


Decipher tongue tongue

I know you're a guy
you're a dummy, if you didn't see the ' on the word. off course I know the difference, between decipher and decifer , was passing a message.
Romance / Re: Ladies How Do You Indicate To Your Guy That You Want Sex by Amakavula: 10:27pm On Dec 11
Oluwa4u:
you and your fake profile pix
Thanks O, I like it like that.. cheesy

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Romance / Re: Ladies How Do You Indicate To Your Guy That You Want Sex by Amakavula: 10:14pm On Dec 11
Watch my eyes, if they rapid and quirky, then I am asking for it. But I won't say it out. It's the guy's job to ' decifer '

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Are Trash, They Are Useless ( Photo ) by Amakavula: 4:39pm On Dec 10
Xinzu:



Yea right.. I'm studying for JAMB (which I wrote since 2009) right inside my office.


You see why I capped your pussy-price at #1800?
it's still more expensive than your whole family, twa t. Fuc off !
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Are Trash, They Are Useless ( Photo ) by Amakavula: 4:30pm On Dec 10
Xinzu:
I will still fúck this one with ordinary shawarma and Fanta.
You wish.. grin don't you have Jamb to study for ?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple Who Met On Twitter Celebrate Their Engagement (photos) by Amakavula: 12:11pm On Dec 10
So sweet
Romance / Nigerian Women Are Trash, They Are Useless ( Photo ) by Amakavula: 9:19pm On Dec 09
Hello jobless thread creators, and Incel masterbators.

We have held our meeting, and agreed we are trash,we are useless. But we will never date you bitter souls.

Bisi that hissed instead of giving you her number won't still give you.

Nneka that ate your money without show ,still will not show.

Kemi that was ignoring you will keep ignoring you.

Aishat that wouldn't allow you touch her still wouldn't allow you touch her.

You will die, slowly; sexless , depressed and alone until you learn to respect women. Change your mind set and attitude towards women and see us as equals.

To the great guys here. We see you, and would send someone to you soon. Never stop being awesome.

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Romance / Re: Young Man’s Awkward Selfie With His Partner In Bed Trends Online. Photo by Amakavula: 8:59pm On Dec 09
The people abusing them are probably sex starved..

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Romance / Re: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by Amakavula: 8:44pm On Dec 09
Rextizzle:
Bastard without manners.
burn heretic ! burn in pig hell swine !

Romance / Re: Lawlahdey I Love You Please by Amakavula: 10:32pm On Dec 08
Keketu:
please I have the heart of a man who love is ready to take a beautiful as you please say yes �
another Queenbella loading
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Are Worse Than poo, I Rather Eat poo Than Marry One. by Amakavula: 7:25pm On Dec 08
GuyWise101:

I am a foolish person, I swear I stupid it's not small
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Are Worse Than poo, I Rather Eat poo Than Marry One. by Amakavula: 7:15pm On Dec 08
Bloooody:
Nigerian women are disgusting idiots that deserve nothing but torture and to be caged like the gas cookers that they are.
I met one and found her attractive asked for her number and she hissed at me, What rubbish I made sure to run that disgusting dog for a woman down.
If you're here on NL Sophia just know that you're a ugly useless rat that I just wanted for sex because I was bored!
you are a wasted sperm..
Romance / Re: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by Amakavula: 7:08pm On Dec 08
Rextizzle:
You simply lack manners
you are a big fool
Romance / Re: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by Amakavula: 12:46pm On Dec 08
MJBOLT:
why cant you create a thread asking guys to show their hustle since girls always call them broke undecided

girls are more employed than guys,do you work at Agency of A55licking Statistics
I guess your mom and sisters work there too abi ?

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Romance / Re: As A Naija Girl What Do U Do For A Living? (shame The Guys Pls) by Amakavula: 12:45pm On Dec 08
I am a pharmacist. Call me a certified drug cook, I can cook anything methamphetamine, cocaine, anything 99% pure grin ...

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Romance / Re: Before Christmas... by Amakavula: 11:15am On Dec 08
jawalis:
your opinion.
I miss Amakavula, hope everything is ok at that end!!
Thanks, I have been busy. Weddings, work and family. Everything is fine.
Romance / Re: Former Miss Moscow, 25, marries Malaysia's King 49, after converting to lslam by Amakavula: 7:11pm On Nov 27
Money is the reason we exist, everyone knows this it's a fact kiss kisss

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