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Romance / Re: Re: A Stranger's hand In My Privates ( Understanding Yoni, My Experience ) by Amakavula: 1:28pm On Jan 05
thebosstrevor:
I have done my research.

The word YONI means VIRGINAL

literally YONI MASSAGE is VIRGINAL MASSAGE.
Yeah it's, but it covers both male and female.
Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 1:27pm On Jan 05
sherylng:
See Killjoys everywhere. How did y'all make it into 2019 sef? Amaka, pls disappoint them and continue ur post.If u stop they succeed. Be unstoppable.
https://www.nairaland.com/4941488/re-strangers-hand-privates-understanding
Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 11:38am On Jan 05
tallskinnyperv:
amaka I wanna insert my finger inside ur bombomm..and massage it till u have goosepimples..
Practice on your sisters first, I am too big for you grin
Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 11:34am On Jan 05
blacq2009:

Which sexual path again? . Aha ah! After fingering you, you still think they've not crossed the sexual line?

Modified:
Op, in the name of God - the father, the son and the holy spirit, please koman kwantiniyo this tori biko. Don't mind the trolls.
https://www.nairaland.com/4941488/re-strangers-hand-privates-understanding
Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 11:33am On Jan 05
samysmoothfresh:


i no prevent her from continuing before o. grin


Cc amakavula comman continue your intriging sexperience please..........your fans await it's end.
https://www.nairaland.com/4941488/re-strangers-hand-privates-understanding
Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 11:32am On Jan 05
Romance / Re: Reason Why Nigerian Ladies Are Marrying White Men by Amakavula: 11:31am On Jan 05
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Nne is the reservation still available?
Yes oh , but two people have made inquiry already, it's first come first serve. Where in Abuja do you stay so I can direct you to pick it up.
Romance / Re: A Stranger's hand In My Privates ( Understanding Yoni, My Experience ) by Amakavula: 10:18am On Jan 05
My last thread ( My experience with Yoni Massage : a stranger's hand in my privates )

https://www.nairaland.com/4938728/experience-yoni-massage-strangers-hand
generated a lots of controversy, with many attacking me for attempting it, others saying I was lying.

And since the first thread is so loaded already, I want to clear up a few things here backed by experience and hereby completing the story I started in the thread about.

Firstly what is Yoni Massage or Tantric massage ?


Tantric massage is a special type of massage that uses energy and chakras (a center of energy in the body, according to Indian belief) to relax the person into the state of feeling that physical boundaries have dissolved.

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/g2143/how-to-give-a-tantric-massage/
The goal of tantric massage is not finger sex or orgasm, but relieving the body of tension by stimulating the part of the brains responsible for sexual pleasure. It helps to relax and starts with a full body massage then proceeds to handing the Vagina.

For my experience, we started with soft music, Meditations for 5 mins and yoga which lasted for 10 mins before we were told to go take a shower and return in white towels.

l was told to UnCloth, which I did, removing everything I had on me, yes including my panties. I was nude and slept on the table with my face down.

My Masseur was ( Thai, laos or Chinese ) I don't know her nationality, but she started with my legs, with warm oil ( olive ), she massaged my calves first with hard, then small sensual touches all is timed by the music, at least 2/3min long. She then moved to my back, and neck, rubbing with soft then hard pressure.

Then my abdomen, little by little, rubbing me clockwise anticlockwise until she got to my breasts. grin

where she changes pressure, rubbing hard, and cupping with repeated oil over them, and to her hands, then she moved to my areola squeezed and knotted severally to easy chakara flow through my body. I only felt the soft sensations, which was warm and sooting, the music made me stay at peace while she worked.

Then she stops, and ask if I still want "Yoni massage " I said Yes. She then asked if I was uncomfortable with anything I should raise my hand and she would stop immediately.

I slept, and closed my eyes, like a kid expecting an injection, then she did it. With two fingers she entered my vaginal canal , in about an 1 inch. I felt uncomfortable, and tightness between my legs and locked them together. She stops, and asked if she was hurting me, which I said No" I was just shy.

Tini and Tutu were laughing at me. They were done already and sitting behind the curtain. Doris was giving out soft moaning, it was funny. But Nne was the worst, she was screaming uhmm uhmm ooh ohh ( a Nigerian woman did hers ) probably they got carried away grin

Now to press on, My Masseur asked me to hold my breath a little, then her fingers went even deeper, rubbing inside of my canal, gently. This was the trigger point of the massage.

it felt awkward, yes It was embarrassing like hell, but she keeps saying relax, and I did. She then moved them back and forth, slowly, then a little fast, then slowly again.

This continues for a while, 1/2 mins I didn't count, then she started with the outside rubbing my vulva, two hands in my canal on on my vulva.

It sensations hit me. Like electricity to my brains, it was all shades of emotions. I wanted to scream, cry or shout but strangely I felt at peace. I didn't. A warm vibe hit me. And then i became cold again. Her time was up and she asked I go take a shower and take some sliced apples.

I felt relax for the rest of the day.

Yoni Massage is available in Nigeria, Abuja ( but you would have to ask as the religious nature of the country don't allow for openness. )

https://yonibliss.com/2018/02/13/guide-to-yoni-massage/

Benefits of Yoni Massages

Connect with your body: How often do we touch ourselves?
1. Connect with your higher sexual self: Just acknowledging that you do have a higher sexual self can do much to facilitate that.

2. Heal your relationship with your Yoni: Have you neglected her, berated her, abused her in any way? Now is time to make reparations and give your Yoni some LOVE!

3. Heal your womb: Pregnancies, births, endometriosis, cancer, unfinished creations. As women, our heart is in our womb, in ways we may never know.

4. Address and release past sexual trauma: This is a big one.

6. Improve blood flow: Massage brings blood flow to the area. Blood flow brings nutrients and potentially improved sensation.

7. Improve energy: Are you a little stagnant down there? It’s time to wake things up.
Improve sensation: Yes please!

8.Connect to your creativity: This is your second chakra area. It’s all about creativity. Whether it’s making babies or creating in your kitchen, the boardroom or the bedroom, it’s time to get juicy!
Romance / Re: Reason Why Nigerian Ladies Are Marrying White Men by Amakavula: 9:34am On Jan 05
thebosstrevor:


very few hot white men go after black women. When they wanna get black women they after models not the average amaka on the streets of london.

I am not average, not at all. If I want a white man I would get one.

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Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 9:30am On Jan 05
Splinz:


Hmm.

How on earth will I for instance, allow some dude to mess with my Johnny boy, a.k.a, Rambo? smiley

Now be honest. Did you really enjoyed it?
I felt a warm tingle, and shock sensations over my body. was nice.
Romance / Re: Reason Why Nigerian Ladies Are Marrying White Men by Amakavula: 8:35am On Jan 05
DanDeeBoss:
Just say you want to live comfortably.... Nothing elsegringrin
Yes na, Who wants to suffer wink wink
Romance / Re: Reason Why Nigerian Ladies Are Marrying White Men by Amakavula: 8:10am On Jan 05
raphretle:
Every woman get an iota of Oloshoism...

With what u said... I think you can open your garage for any foreign guy just to get stuck with him...

Burn heretic ! burn in hell !

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Romance / Reason Why Nigerian Ladies Are Marrying White Men by Amakavula: 7:57am On Jan 05
Lots of Nigerian women are now opting to date and marry White men. My friends are all talking about this , and its merits is beginning to make sense.

Even my bestie Tini ( from Sweden, remember her ? ) did mentioned after her experience she can't deal with closed minded Nigerian males.

The reactions to my former thread about "Yoni massage " showed me why most ladies want white guys.

https://www.nairaland.com/4938728/experience-yoni-massage-strangers-hand

So here is my list of why, from the reasons I gathered.

1. They are not close minded and backward fools. They can join you in Yoga or follow you to get massages, they make space and time for you.

2. They are exciting and more open to do new things.

3. They are Fine, and plus Cute kids grin

4.They encourage your freedom to explore and achieve as a lady. no come and cook this , or that or yen yen yen

5. They Respect women alot. The few I have interacted with have never doubted my intelligence or questions my curiosity.

6. They are supportive and caring.

7. They believe in equality of gender.

8. They understand my body is mine, and respect that. And wouldn't force sex because they are they man !

9. They are less likely to get involved in domestic violence.

10. They aren't broke, never broke quite hard workers too.. grin

I am attending a wedding today in Abuja today ( if you are in Abj and needs to go out , hit me up I have one free reservation )

One of my colleagues who had her drug training program in Germany ( sent by the firm) and guess who she is marrying ? a really cute Switzerland Man, who speaks French, German and Italian.

Apparently He learnt English while working with her and helped her assimilate through her training. I want one God please !!!!

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Travel / Re: Passenger Forgets Money In Uyo In Keke Napep In Akwa Ibom State. Photo by Amakavula: 7:30am On Jan 05
GuyWise101:
Since the keke man has been crying to God for help,


Now that God has heard his cry.


He will be the biggest FOOL if he returns the money to the owner...



Opportunity comes but once... keke man be WISE like me.
Dishonest
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Amazingly Transforms The Home Of A Widow In 4 Days (photos) by Amakavula: 7:29am On Jan 05
alonzoiv:
And she carry media go. Acts of kindness should be done off camera. It would have been perfect, save for the presence of cameras. I hope she's not having political ambitions.
Garbage ! a king should be seen Ruling else he isn't. She is a media personality without the canery you wouldn't know what she did.
Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 5:40am On Jan 05
Atlanticfire:


Someone inserted two fingers into your workshop and was caressing the top part of your workshop yet you say it has not crossed the sexual path?

At what point will it cross the sexual path? with two fingers already in your kini.
They are certified ooh ! they undergo training for 1+ so not anybody can do it. If you have a sister ask her about her how her ganecologist checks her..
Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 5:36am On Jan 05
figoperch:


I wonder o. ��
They are certified ooh ! they undergo training for 1+ so not anybody can do it.
Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 5:35am On Jan 05
Earthbound:

You got me at geyser. That's so hottt!



Wait, you're female, right?


Amakavula, are there openings there? I could squeeze in some hours to work part time
Yes, but expensive.
Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 5:33am On Jan 05
samysmoothfresh:


i no prevent her from continuing before o. grin


Cc amakavula comman continue your intriging sexperience please..........your fans await it's end.
Na , they killed my vibe. I have moved on.
Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 5:32am On Jan 05
Splinz:


Of all the expert guys around well versed in the act, it's one Thai girl you chose to finger you. Whyyyy?

Amaka disappoint me, nyeneke confusion...
Difference is those guys don't want sex with me, and they're professionals well verse with that sort of treatment.
Food / Dodo Drama As Ghanaians And Nigerians Clash Over Plantain -- Twitter by Amakavula: 9:20pm On Jan 03
A Nigerian Twitter user @_jybm tweeted about Rip dodo and unrip plantains :

the first one is eaten by people with self identity crisis and daddy issues. the second one is eaten by elite people. thanks

But he got a Clap back from a Ghanaian Twitter user @asemota :


Soft dodo is eaten by wealthy, confident self adjusted people who waited patiently for the plantain to ripen properly. Hard dodo is preferred by impatient sufferheads who have not learned delayed gratification and are practically eating unripe plantain.


https://mobile.twitter.com/asemota/status/1080599188679872512?p=v

Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 8:57pm On Jan 03
IamPlato:
Amaka Biko Give Tini my Account Number..
She actually travelled back today. Will tell her.
Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 8:54pm On Jan 03
IamPlato:
Amaka oya lie That You Didnt Cum
I didn't cum but was relax all through. I felt warm and there was goosebumps, as to cum wasn't the purpose of the massage.

It make you relax. They are professional masseurs and don't cross the sexual path.
Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 8:42pm On Jan 03
IamPlato:
buy Why Are You Like This... Money That You Will Give Me, You Used It For Massaging your Pussy... SMH Such Is Life!
It wasn't my money Tini paid for it all.
Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 8:42pm On Jan 03
samysmoothfresh:



why would you think "it's hard to believe"?
You guys don't believe a Nigerian lady is smart, Even your first comment discredited my writing and experience. There was no curiousity or interest just snob. I feel sad. I am leaving this writing for now.

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Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 8:34pm On Jan 03
samysmoothfresh:
Me waiting for op (male or female) to drop a link to the original post or type #copied at the end of the entire write up like............
I actually wrote this myself, I know it's hard to believe, But I did.
Romance / Re: My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 8:10pm On Jan 03
We found a place online and made inquiresyl and finally got one which offers this service. It was expensive as hell $250 for the 5 of us which we negotiated to $215 ( still expensive in Naira)

They refuse to use naira due to fluctuations, but agree we check rates and transfer the equivalent in Naira. Tini would foot everything as she was hell bent on giving us this experience, I still thought it was crazy amount to " throw away'


I chose a foreign lady ( Thai, laos or Chinese , I don't know ) to do me because I was very tense and unsure of this new experience, Tini chose a man others were Nigerian ladies.

The massage started with a full-body oil massage. Deep tissue with Thai black stones on my back. There is no touching of the Instruments until you are fully relaxed. Then there is several intermission if you will to prep for the major event. I heard laughter as others were getting theirs, Nne was just screaming No no no uhmm uhmm. Tini was laughing hard at all of us local ladies.

Then my masseur asked me if I was ready, I nodded. Then She inserted two fingers slowly into my lady parts. They were covered in olive, but warm Abit and cold, I can't explain the sensations but was weird.

Then slowly, and steadily she moved her fingers , rubbing inside and the top of my privates, the sensations was crazy. It wasn't painful but awkward and strangely relaxing.

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Romance / My Experience With Yoni Massage : A Stranger's Hand In My Privates. by Amakavula: 7:48pm On Jan 03
Yoni massage or yonic massage is a type of massage that primarily focuses on the vulva and vagina "... so

I put off writing about this because I don't know how well you guys will receive it but It was one of the best experiences of my Life. It was one of those surreal experiences which happens out of the blue.

So my Long time university Friend ( Tini , short for Tolani ) returned from Sweden where she was doing her Masters, together with two other friends spent the cross over night at my place in Abuja. We ate and talked waiting for the night to come for the church service but the day dragged on.

We got bored, even though we were joined by my colleague at work, Doris. Then Tini suggested we all go for massages to kill time. I do massages alot but this one wasn't something I was used to, a full on nude massage with a "catch" she said.

And since Sweden is a liberal country they are open to nudity as a norm: hot bath, Suna and other relaxing activities required nudity and it was no big deal. she usually do it with her course mates after intense project defence or seminars.


Teni called it " Deep tissue and Yoni " , Yoni is a fancy word for Vagina. So not only will the masseur touch my body but also put hands down my clitoris to stimulate it and release body tension. Hahaa, I was skeptical at first but two others ( Nne , and Tutu ) agreed to join Tini. But Doris and I were left dragging our foots.

But We agreed to go..

To be continued.

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Saw Her Alone In Your Bedroom by Amakavula: 7:19pm On Jan 03
educhigo:
what will you do if you come back home and saw her alone in your bedroom
stop suggestive post sbout women and if you don't know that girl is an Israeli IDF solider. Na Krav Maga she will use finish your rapist ass.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Igbo Girls Beautiful?? Pls Whats The Secret by Amakavula: 7:05pm On Jan 03
courna:

you forgot to mention amakavula...
babe be looking like a mermaid...
I reject every marine spirit over my life. I am a candidate of Jesus grin grin
Romance / Re: I'm Under Pressure To Marry My Baby Mama by Amakavula: 10:45pm On Jan 02
marry her oooh or else my coven will do meeting on top your head.

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