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I got same text too in the early hours of this morning. I never applied to such a company. I made inquiries and found out that its all a big scam. They equally sent such text messages December last year. Sometimes they also use fake names of other companies to trick people. I do not intend spending thousands of naira travelling to Lagos for a scam interview. Be wise, do waste your time, money and risk your life for such a scam, except you just want to experience it for the mere fun of it. Thanks.

Why do you like worrying yourself like this? I am sure your wife has more liver than you. You have absolutely nothing to worry about, my guy. My wife's own took about 11 to 13 months before it started again, and now we have another child despite the long delay. I even had to call my brother who is a gynecologist in Canada and he told me that it was very normal, and he gave me one advise which I would like to give you also. Make use of the opportunity now while you can, and keep firing her without any fear of unplanned pregnancy. Enjoy it now while you can. This long period will also give her good opportunity to recover herself back, especially if she lost a lot of blood when she gave birth and also if they had to cut her during delivery. It will also enable her body to contrast to its normal form before having to carry another baby again. So my guy, just enjoy the free sex now while you can. Fire her like a Jack Rabbit.

otemanuduno:
Amala, how are you?

I no dey see you dey hawk plantain chips for oshodi again nah. Wetin happen?

Sorry say you no dey see me dey hawk plantain again. Na your brains I dey hawk now, and business is very good. By the time I am done hawking your brains, you will be a complete zombie. It seems you still have little brains left for now.

otemanuduno:
Breaking News: CHIBOK GIRLS FOUND

The effort of the military has paid well when the Chibok girls were discovered in a large tent today. According to the leader of the troops who carried out the attack on in insurgents, the Nigerian Armies caught them unawares when the Boko Haram members were busy taking their bath in a river close to the Gwoza camp. This is a very good development for the Federal Government who have relentlessly been searching everywhere for the girls before narrowing down their search to Gwoza on Thursday, as opposed to Sambisa forest which has remained the purported refuge of the kidnappers.

1. One of the soldiers said, 'It is a big surprise to see that the girls are all hale and hearty, an indication that the islamist extremists has taken good care of them. Amidst what we saw in their domicile are crates of eggs, honey, tins of milk, etc.

2."Another spokesperson for the military said that a man fled, whose back part appears to be that of Shekau when he saw the FG troops. He fled with an android device and a 200megapixel camera, because a pieces of the camera fell while he was fleeing."

The parents of the Chibok's girl are highly expectant to meet their children, but the president has said that Gwosa is not safe for the meeting, therefore he has ordered that the Chibok's girls be flown to Abuja immediately while their parents would come for them later in the day, after the election.

One of the parents was quoted, saying, "I saw my girls on camera. Thank God for Goodluck Jonathan. In Sha Allah, you shall win the election ongoing today." She also urged all good Nigerian citizens to vote for the incumbent president because he is the man who can truly bring salvation to the nation.

March 28, 2015
7:55 a.m


Analysis of the bolded:

A woman has already said that the Boko Haram are taking good care of the girls, so it will not be absurd if our actors (soldiers) say that they found Milo, Bournvita, Honey and Moringa Oleifera in the camp of the Chibok's girls. This will then complement what that paid woman said in the first place.

Also, the Chibok's girl we will see with the soldiers will be healthy-looking, an indication that they are all taken care of. Why? If the FG rents battered Chibok's girls, people will believe that they have been molested by the BH members and the song of hate on GEJ will continue.

The second bolded talks about a Shekau who fled during the attack and whose camera was damaged. The Shekau will release an audio clip instead and will say, "Even though you have the Chibok's girl, the battle is just beginning because our sponsor is still alive." With this, everybody will think that BUHARI is the sponsor the 'fake' Shekau is talking about.

With this propaganda on election day, many BUHARI fans will change their minds as well as many illiterates and vote for GEJ, giving him a landslide victory.

Also, internet access will be very poor that day, so that the real SHEKAU could find it difficult to post anything to the media.


NOW THIS PDP PROPAGANDA WILL NOT TAKE EFFECT IF YOU AND I CAN SPREAD THIS NEWS FAR AND WIDE BEFORE THE NEWS COMES UP FOR REAL TOMORROW OR VERY EARLY ON ELECTION DAY. PUT IT ON YOUR WHATSAPP, YOUTUBE, FACEBOOK AND ON NL PAGES.


WE NEED CHANGE!!!

This guy be high on Muguhari's fart (sorry, Buhari's fart) or some dog fart. Crazy!!!

By Monday or Tuesday next week it will all be over. There will be a winner (GEJ) and a loser (Muguhari). Then all this will be settled, once and for all. Muguhari will only cry and then go to court as usual while there will be dancing and singing in Aso rock as usual. You guys should read the hand writing on the wall. APC (Muguhari) will lose. its very clear. Internet propaganda has never worked in Nigerian politics.

I leave along ondo road in Akure (Kilometer 4 ) Orire Estate, I am very much on ground here and in Ondo state politics. If it is true that the guy has defected to APC then it is good for him because Mimiko has long castrated the guy. Even school children and workers here in Akure do not even know the deputy governor’s name. It seems he is even a political liability to PDP. APC can have him. He is of no relevance in Ondo State politics. Wrong move for APC.
Sai GEJ

Elections are not won on nairaland or on the internet. It seems that Buhari and his team of fools are always in a hurry to post their pictures online to give people the wrong impression that all is well. These people encouraging Buhari will be responsible for giving him heart attack when the result is finally announced. He will definitely not be able to recover from this blow. Rochas will be among the first sets of rats to jump ship when it is sinking. Just hold your peace, Saturday 28th is not too far away. We shall know who is living in a fool's world very soon. Mark my words. Gej will win wella! No shaking. All APC has succeeded in doing with their propaganda is to make PDP wiser and more determined to win at all cost. The propaganda will definitely work against APC. I assure you. The strategy to win this election was decided almost 4yrs ago, with GEJ appointing all the 36 state RECs. They are the ones to feed Jega what he will announce to the nation. If you have anybody at INEC you can ask them who appointed the state RECs. PDP merely used the issue of card readers and the removal of Jega to keep APC busy while they perfected their strategies. And it has worked. Just wait and see!Elections are not won on nairaland or on the internet. It seems that Buhari and his team of fools are always in a hurry to post their pictures online to give people the wrong impression that all is well. These people encouraging Buhari will be responsible for giving him heart attack when the result is finally announced. He will definitely not be able to recover from this blow. Rochas will be among the first sets of rats to jump ship when it is sinking. Just hold your peace, Saturday 28th is not too far away. We shall know who is living in a fool's world very soon. Mark my words. Gej will win wella! No shaking. All APC has succeeded in doing with their propaganda is to make PDP wiser and more determined to win at all cost. The propaganda will definitely work against APC. I assure you. The strategy to win this election was decided almost 4yrs ago, with GEJ appointing all the 36 state RECs. They are the ones to feed Jega what he will announce to the nation. If you have anybody at INEC you can ask them who appointed the state RECs. PDP merely used the issue of card readers and the removal of Jega to keep APC busy while they perfected their strategies. And it has worked. Just wait and see!

Elections are not won on nairaland or on the internet. It seems that Buhari and his team of fools are always in a hurry to post their pictures online to give people the wrong impression that all is well. These people encouraging Buhari will be responsible for giving him heart attack when the result is finally announced. He will definitely not be able to recover from this blow. Rochas will be among the first sets of rats to jump ship when it is sinking. Just hold your peace, Saturday 28th is not too far away. We shall know who is living in a fool's world very soon. Mark my words. Gej will win wella! No shaking. All APC has succeeded in doing with their propaganda is to make PDP wiser and more determined to win at all cost. The propaganda will definitely work against APC. I assure you. The strategy to win this election was decided almost 4yrs ago, with GEJ appointing all the 36 state RECs. They are the ones to feed Jega what he will announce to the nation. If you have anybody at INEC you can ask them who appointed the state RECs. PDP merely used the issue of card readers and the removal of Jega to keep APC busy while they perfected their strategies. And it has worked. Just wait and see!

Elections are not won on nairaland or on the internet. It seems that Buhari and his team of fools are always in a hurry to post their pictures online to give people the wrong impression that all is well. These people encouraging Buhari will be responsible for giving him heart attack when the result is finally announced. He will definitely not be able to recover from this blow. Rochas will be among the first sets of rats to jump ship when it is sinking. Just hold your peace, Saturday 28th is not too far away. We shall know who is living in a fool's world very soon. Mark my words. Gej will win wella! No shaking. All APC has succeeded in doing with their propaganda is to make PDP wiser and more determined to win at all cost. The propaganda will definitely work against APC. I assure you. The strategy to win this election was decided almost 4yrs ago, with GEJ appointing all the 36 state RECs. They are the ones to feed Jega what he will announce to the nation. If you have anybody at INEC you can ask them who appointed the state RECs. PDP merely used the issue of card readers and the removal of Jega to keep APC busy while they perfected their strategies. And it has worked. Just wait and see!

PDP was merely using the card reader and the removing of Jega, and other issues to keep APC busy and throw them off their track in order to perfect their strategy, and it worked. This election has already been concluded.
Sai GEJ

You should all know by now that GEJ appointed all the state RECs. Its the info they pass unto Jega that he will release to Nigerians. PDP planned the outcome of this election about 4yrs ago. Just wait and see, its a done deal!
Sai GEJ

Nigeria will never vote for a diaper wearing fossil, that belongs to the museum.
Sai GEJ