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@bimfo
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While reading this post, the only name that came to my mind was BIMFO.
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www.nairaland.com/1951886/cursed-god

Wande4swuaga:
it will beep continuously to the point windows logo wil show den the beeping will stop den i wil enter d ma admin password n d laptop will display well normali d problem is i dnt lik dat beepin sound it does mak wen am booting it on.

here is the solution
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Disconnect all attached component from the cpu, unscrew it » Remove the RAM(s) carefully and clean the golden port with your tongue » Insert it back.
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If it has more than a RAM, just per mutate....insert the 1st RAM only, boot it up, bla bla bla
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I hope it works.

While beeping, does it displays?

Nice one

bobbyspeed:
I expect you ask me ds on lasu thread having analyse your admission chances.

My son ranked btw 1st and 9th positions on other states list for public admin.

We eagerly await the transparent admission list nxt wk.

okay sir.

Ellemuah:
chai, should i take that as a compliment?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

Ellemuah:
ama girl

oops ! Am so sorry ma! But you sounds masculine, you must be a man Lady

bobbyspeed:
Amhackdee your chance for banking na gobe ooh but pray u may b given anoda course.

65 was admitted in 1st putume.
Vacancy left is 100-65= 35
127 students frm lagos state out which 82 scored 45% and above. Even if capacity increased to 150 all d 82 students from lag dat score 45% plus cant be admitted.

Cut off is likely to be 55% for lag and this will admit 20pple and dey may not admit pple from otherstates.


If other states will b considered assuming 55% is cut of for lag students only 15pple can be admitted.
out of 605 total students from other state 24 scored 60% and above and can only be accommodated if capacity is increased to 150.


pple dat score 53% ranked btw 119 to 137 position on the list and can only get admission if capacity is increased to 300 which is not possible cos it will be against NUC directives

So keep praying u get admitted in other Dept

nawaoooooo, thanks.

I hope so.

Ellemuah:
62%

nice one bro.

@bobbyspeed
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Good day sir, long time, how about your son's result?

akalaka1:
Pls I don't get you.
Can't you comprehend this?
Based on a personal assessment, how can you describe your level of knowledge?
My friend, seek for TRUE knowledge.

Good day

Viktor
SA to Krumbaga.

lol, shaking my head, you are making me laugh over here...... Seek for true knowledge.........#laughing in pakistan
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I don't have words to share with you man. Go and seek for true knowledge.....hahahahahahahahah

What is really going on with http://www.lindaikeji..com
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I pray anything terrible will not happen, God will let her find solution easily.

#love_u_6ta.

akalaka1:
Greeting to you from the Special One, Krumbaga!
The Special One has asked me to enlighten you. Even after the Special One had
given correct answers to these problems, One of the first to give a concrete answer this simple nonsense,
the Op is still thinking otherwise, giving subjective answers.

The Special One would want you to prove to him beyond any reasonable doubt
that 44% is the right answer to question one. (Pls make proofs as short as possible)
The Special One wants to let you know, that "making a profit of 20%.." is different from
"making a profit of 20% on the selling price".
Going by your premises/propositions, Mortals who have exceeded the knowledge
by reason will tell you (I stand to be corrected) that when dealing with problems like this,
proximity or closest reference comes in to place.
Markup is the percentage of the cost price at which the seller is going to
make a profit. When used inconclusively like what you have done, the "profit is the markup".

Let go the relative way: with reference to the seller, the markup would be the
profit so far it is not otherwise stated. A seller will and always makes references to
his cost price: cost of capital, cost of land, cost of interaction with the omnipotent (which is purity),
cost of...

The buyer on his part, will always make reference to the selling price at which he bought the product.
The buyer is not interested and not aware of the cost price. His Principal, is the selling price,
the price he paid for the product.
Eg. when the buyer is trying to simulate the percentage profit which the seller has made.

This brings us to a very SIMPLE conclusion within the realms of reason that
your question, whether sourced or ingenious, you have erred in your answer.
Going by your premises in which the seller is the principal or primal, the MARKUP is as well as THE PROFIT.

This is crystal clear, if you have had the opportunity to work in-house in groceries, you will get to
understand this better.

Now to your second question, no. 2 which you are luckily in line with the Special One
(luck, because you have no basis to that), but the Special One would want to make
it very clear to you that going by your premise, if there could be any answer with the
realm of reason (a source of knowledge possessed by higher animals), ab MUST NOT BE EQUAL TO 0
where neither a nor b are expressions (The Special One stands to be corrected to this).
Making ab=0 implies leaving the level of reason to that of intuition, which is a rare gift possessed by individuals of
which the Special One, Krumbaga is.
Note: ab=0 results to unification (Gaggot) and can only be solved by intellectuals at the level of intuition.
If we are to descend to the plane of reason, although erroneous, the unification could simply be expressed as 1.

OP, you still have a lot to learn

The peace of the Special One be with you

Viktor
SA to Krumbaga.

Who are you ? You have a lot to learn, you can't communicate fluently.

Ellemuah:
yups, i chose econs edu, wat was ur score?

53% and you?

Angelina996:
So, how's d result? Is it out?

sure, it has been out since, I scored 53%, am looking forward for the list.

Ellemuah:
which course did u pick?

Banking & Finance, do you also sat for the exam?

belovedsamex:
finally my brethren, if you meet these types of questions in any job interview, pls choose your answers as C for question 1 and C for question 2. this is because the ppl who kno better THINKS that those contained the answers to the questions. Remember, it's not being right that is important, but being wise! Good people do things right, but wise people do the right things.
You might have every good reason to disput with the answers, but even what all of us are giving as answers contraddict one anoda.
so as the OP of this post, i want to appreciate everyone who has contributed to dis post, especially @ kentinickole and eckersley. we have all learnt from you...even though we didnt all agree to one answer (i put dat blame on those who may have typed the questions and without being careful enough might have introuced one error or the other into the questions), we have all exercised deep level of learning.
i encourage you all to also watchout for more technical but well-constructed interesting past aptitude test questions, cos there is the chance to show us some skills you ve got.
thank you very much.
For my two friends who chose to turn my post into a luv garden, i appreciate u both. we may well dedicate this post to you both cos you have let us kno dat despite all d disagreements, LOVE will still end it all. love ya all!

huuuuuuuuhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got it.....Am feeling like I have won $500000000

Kylekent59:
Have u forgotten. ab=0
Does dat correspond with ur a and b when multiplied. So so wrong.

huhhhhhhhh, when my A & B is multiplied, i get 1 as my answer, please check the question again..........................
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#nice question.

Hmmmmmmmmm

It is possible she met some of her old friends in the wedding, and were discussing relationship/sex life, then she latter reason that sex is just a way she can express her love OR MAYBE NOT.

Am still on no.1 but no.2 answer is C
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A= 3/2root2
B= 2root2/3
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Now A/9 : B/9

3/2root2 ÷ 9 : 2root2/3 ÷ 9 »» 3/18 : 2/27 »» 1/9 : 1/9 »» 1/9 ÷ 1/9 »» 1/9 * 9/1 = 1.

Is it one List that will be released ? Or there is still another list after the one that we are expecting?

Owkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.................

dharay99: m' Givinq it anoda try man. #Ds tym will b diff. Do u know I still intend in choosing unaab again.? d school's beauty dey shack me buh 2b on a safer side, I just gotta forgo dat school.

hmmmmm,best of luck bro.

dharay99: Hw ur exam.?

the exam was fine bro, what is your plan concerning school tinx?

Champion01: Best of best of luck nigga

thank you bro.

Angelina996: Hackdee, today is LASU's putme?
Wish u success!

amen, thank you so much, the exam was okay, my result should be out today.

#Lasu here I am.