The funniest and craziest thing have ever seen about this admission stuff was tonight.......... Imagine!!!!!!! A science guy that scored 200 in jamb, 37 in post jamb have been given admission..... I checked and confirm niii ooooooooo.

micolaj: u nw talkin...mo je ni 1 butu of kokakola

lol

Anyways, the list gona be out on the 6th of september.........*candid mood*

micolaj: dry joke of d week

dry koooo, watery niiii.....

abihenry: re u teasin pple or u too b v.c dry cleaner

Jonzzinggggg man, me I be V.C son brother from another mother.

Second list will be out tomorrow......lord have mercy !!!

it means, why do you trek here

atymat: DhaRay and amHackDee.......I had a composite of 57.8 and I heard that my name was no. 4 after the last person that was picked, I wasn't given admission for economics dunno wat to say but maybe when 2nd list comes out

okay, hoping for the best.

abbeyd17: 52.01

and ur post utme score is?

Bimfo:

Whats ur Course sef??

Eco

atymat: Dharay and amhackdee wetin be una composite

57.7

abbeyd17: me management economics has been admitted

are u a jambite?

anulove2boys: Am nt a pedite nd. I hv be given admission....I score 35 in d post ume nd 209 in jamb.....u guys jus hv faith God is a good God

what course?

Bimfo: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! zI got admitted..

Thank Eledumare, The gods of my Fore-fathers!!!!

Hahahahahahahaha.. I don get admission!

Fūck those gods of my fore-fathers..!!!!


Hahahahahahaha
. Wetin I dey talk sef?? Hahahahahahahaha

Abi, na only me admmision letter get too??

Hahahahahaahahaha....

abeg, Call in Bar Man!! We go shayo till we Knock!!!! Fikfat, Dharrey, Call in Bar Man!

what's ur post
jamb score?

Simran94: Thank God o! I have been given admission. Hallaluyah

what is your composite?

micolaj: FEDERA UNIVESITI
1st to release -FUTUOKE
2nd to release-UNIZIK
3rd to release-

Unilag has just released her merit list.

dharay99:

Seconded mahn. #We reject dat shiiiit.

abi ooo mai brother.

Codedrock:

I reject it too in JESUS NAME!

abi ooooo, the news na #alakobaaaaaaa

orlamilekan37: The info I heard from a lecturer is dat u most score at least 50 in post utme b4 u can av any chance, e even z dats d way dey do it last year.. Pls hw tru is dis?

God forbid ooo

[quote author=blinkmoneyo][/quote] lol, na u know !!!

But to be candid the opposite of sorry is Unsympathetic.

as1siddiq:

u most have gotten that experience those days in primary school... when u hurt someone as a revenge... u go and tell such person... ma pele

hahahahahahah, sometime you will say peleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee backed up with mtcheeEeeeeeeeeew.

Ma peleeeeeeeeeee.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa, yawning !!!!!! How market?

I just finish writing this article and I would love you guys to tell me the best topic for it.


My future
! The future where resources will be more limited to the population, The future where Technologies will take place of human physical and mental power, Only those that are been Creative can successfully live my future though “The world is flat” so there are many reasons for people to consider that the world is more and more exciting, comfortable, interesting in the future. But in my own opinion, the future will be more frightening than it is exciting.
For the following reasons:
Firstly, the developing of Technologies (Machines), the creation of more technologies (machines) is prompting up a higher Capital intensive economy rather than Labour intensive, therefore the rate of Unemployment is increasing every day, A trained Robot will perform the task of hundred workers. MY FUTURE! Where you can finish every work by "one touch"; you just hold a small remote, and it will order everything. For example, the car will drive to your house by itself according to your orders; the TV will choose the best program and tell you what the important news is for you today. We will have no traffic jams, because the cars will fly in the sky; you don't need to drive them, because everything is automatic. On the other hand, when we get so many new things in our life it will cause some problems in life. Maybe people will feel strange around other people, because we will hardly talk to one another. We have known all of the answers by modern machines. We use the Internet to connect everything. Only the “Man-chines” will conquer the effect of Machines in my future.
Secondly, because of the developing of economics and the population increase, therefore human race will need more natural resources and certainly there will be a high pressure on natural resources, we have to speed up the exploitative actions.
As a result, those resources will come into exhaustion because everything has its limit based on the fact of the Economist that human wants are unlimited and the resources for satisfying them are limited. I think the future will be harder to live and exist, Beside of the above consequence the effect of the uncontrolled corruption and exploitation in the present, these might be the reason of the Act of God as flood, Earth quake, etc. which causes many disasters for the living of people all over the world. For example the act of “Boko Haram” in Nigeria is terminating a lot of youth life’s, visions, destiny and future, MY FUTURE! Where there will be a wider gap between false First class certificate and First class creativity.
Thirdly, Corruption is one of the factors that scare me about the future; especially in the Governmental sector, the present causes of corruption in the universe can never be discussed in a nut shell because there are a lot of nutty shells to be cracked, the absence of anti corruption tools, nepotism, insincerity of Government, lack of access to public information (a lot of secrecy still pervades Government documents) keeps fueling the rate at which corruption is spread.
In Conclusion, the development of economics as well as the industrialization, modernizations in the developing countries will more and more form many urban zone, new cities, manufactures, industrial zones. We must understand modernization in its full meaning. Modernization is the change of a society because of industrialization. This means something has been invented to make our lives somehow easier. Modernization is something that will bring out more options for a person, moreover the consequence of improving the living standard for many people, they will also lead the world to the hardship such as environmental pollution, water pollution, etc.
Some people of my age have no idea where they want to go from University, I on the other hand, have most of my future already planned out based off of goals, hopes, and dreams. Knowing what I want to do with my life relieves a lot of stress and worry. I have little idea of the future, but at least I know how I want to get there. I know my college goals, how I want my lifestyle to be and what I want to do with my free time. Am nervous about the future in general due to the above reasons, furthermore the future I see for myself is glorious, wonderful and competitive, only creative beings can cope and succeed in my future.

Ogunleke48: I didn't want to share what I heard from one of Senate team (post withheld due to criticism) but of 2nd thought, I decided to do so... For Management students only

I got a text msg today but I will only pick the vibrant part that concerns you, the msg goes thus:

Large number of excellent people are competing for our management programs.

With this msg, I can figure it out that management courses seems competitive even more than last year...50%, 52%, 53%, can't work for courses like Accounting, Economics. I am not here to make anyone feel sad but to get alternative incase funaab bleeps up, the 200 cut off mark actually favoured the science students... about 4,000 candidates chose management courses but only 500+ will will be admitted. Science students have upper, even pre degree management students are abt 298 and am sure that about 240 or more will be admitted leaving the remaining spaces for Jambites with high scores...if u are the type that knows a staff over there, don't tell them that u want Accounting, Economics by all means, even BEM seems competitive, beg them even if u can get EPS...may the Lord grant individuals heart desire, thanks for your usual cooperation!!!

Facebook Group: FUNAAB ENQUIRY

50%, 52%, 53% post jamb score or composite?

Harbosede02: a bam std told u??

yap.

234GT: What work do you do? I think you should focus more on excelling at your job and leave that girl.

She does not deserve to be dated because she did not deem it fit to call you when you did not call. Reasons could be that she can't afford call card or she does not give a bleep about you.

Summmary: Move on!

ama student,thanks bro.

Hey! Am Moosun Damy by name am in a relationship with this girl called Grace, I do call her and text her but currently am short of cash, so I never called her since Saturday!!!!!

I just received this message from an unknown number.
It goes thus:

It's seems u'v nt here d lastest news? ahahhh, dat's bad i fink i hav 2 tel u my self be4 sm1 else did ..........'....:...Dat Grace has finally decided 2 breakup d reletionship dat's between her nd moosun dami all b'cos, despite all d indure d guy seems nt 2 value her, takin her as nothin nd nt callin her b'cos of 1 reason. Am nt jokin damieee i fink i wil stop here 4nw

Nairalandites ! What does it means? And what should I do?

*am not in a good mood.

Donkunxex:
haahhaa..u funny ..na u post d stuf here..who u wan ask again.... ask aabout d 5marks.... tell dem ssay DONKUNXEX,d son in law of d vc's daughter will likee additional 10marks

lol, na 30 I go tell them.

Donkunxex:
cwious.... what bout d five marks #harkdee

let me ask..... I pray it's not true ooooooo.