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Lol.. Bt uno e get some kind mess wen person no gt choice

Pls frnds, i chop beans last nite. Dis mrng na so i rush go church cos of sunday sch.. Bt as normal service start, "mess" con dey catch.. Abeg shey e dey rite to mess fr church?

Most boring el classico hv witnessed... Now we knw wht flavour Jose' harded to spain (El classico) Bleep it

Hahahha.. Asuubadmus

Asuubieke..

Hahah.. Asuumo

if NECO chairman name his son
Necodemius
if Jamb registrar name his son
jamiu
if Nassu Chairman name his son
Nasiru
if Assu chairman wants to name his
son,what will be d name

FUNNY NAMES ABBREVIATION
Gift Chioma Emeka = G.C.E
David Victor Denis = DVD
Hawa Innocent Vincent = HIV
Labisi Grace Adebola = LGA
Nurdeed Tim Adekunle = NTA
Amanda Idemudia Daniela Sowunmi = AIDS
Nwankwo Elochi Peter Agnes= NEPA
Veronica Ifeoluwa Pelumi = VIP
Rashidat Ishola Paulina = RIP
Benjamin Bony Maduako = BBM
Mukaila Tunde Nurudeen = MTN
Deborah Sarah Tiffany Veronica DSTV)
Bode Raji Tafa = (BRT)
Nike Emmanuela Cosmas Orlando (NECO)
Waziri Ahmed Ebenezer Concordis
(WAEC)
Jamiu Alaba Mailaka Bakare (JAMB)
Usman Maduka Emmanuel (UME)
ADD YOURS.......

People say i look like Banky W... Is it true?

The G.O.O.D music signee has plans to celebrate 10 years in the industry next year and is thankful for a successful career.
He however didn’t forget to mention old friend Don Jazzy, who he says is a key part of his success..

@king of pool.. Abeg nvr faint oo.. Hahahah

HOW TO MAKE A MAN
HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
>05. Don't bother him about
his movements
>06. Honor him
> Whats so hard about
that.... ?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN
HAPPY
It's really not difficult...To
make a
woman
happy; a man only needs to be:
> 01. a friend
> 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master
> 07. a chef
> 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a
decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a
psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. love shopping
> 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich
> 48. not stress her out
> 49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
> 50. give her lots of
attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time
for herself
> 52. give her lots of
space,never
worrying about where she
goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget: > > *
birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes

Top 10 European football teams with most ‘official’ trophies 2012/13
‪#‎ barcelona‬Barcelona 83
‪#‎ Realmadrid‬Real Madrid 78
‪#‎ Manutd‬Man Utd 61
‪#‎ liverpool‬Liverpool 60
‪#‎ FCbayern‬Bayern Munich 57
‪#‎ juventusfc‬Juventus 53
‪#‎ acmilan‬AC Milan 49
‪#‎ InterMilanFC‬Inter Milan 39
‪#‎ Arsenal‬Arsenal 39
‪#‎ AthleticClub‬Athletic Bilbao 33

It would be wrong for Manchester United's Adnan Januzaj to play for the England team as only English people should be selected, Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere has said.
Januzaj was born in Belgium to Kosovan-Albanian parents and has Turkish grandparents but could qualify for England under Fifa rules if he is resident in the country continuously for five years.
"If you've lived in England for five years, for me, it doesn't make you English. You shouldn't play. If I went to Spain and lived there for five years, I'm not going to play for Spain. For me, an English player should play for England really."
Do you agree with Wilshere?
'England team should have English players'

Jim Iyke Got Delivered From Evil Demons On TB Joshua's Emmanuel TV!
..
Nollywood actor Jim Iyke got delivered today at Prophet TB Joshua's Synagogue Church of All Nations by Wise Man Daniel.
Wise man Daniel had laid hands on Jim Iyke and immediately, the evil spirit started manifesting, confessing through him.
The evil spirit revealed he had tormented Jim's life for so many years, confessing that it was trying to destroy Jim's life by making him stubborn, he couldn't fall in love with anyone or marry!

The international break is over and club football across Europe will return this weekend and next week spill over to the UEFA Champions League. Indeed, fans cannot wait to see how the new signings of thier favorite clubs will fare. Two names are being mentioned almost everywhere, Gareth Bale and Mesut Ozil, considering the circumstances behind thier record moves.
In England, Mesut Ozil is in line for an instant Arsenal debut.And Wenger is set to use the Germany international and £42million man at the first possible opportunity when his side travel to Sunderland on Saturday after Tomas Rosicky returned from international duty with a thigh injury.
In Spain, Gareth Bale took part in his first training session at Valdebebas with his new Real Madrid teammates. The Welshman is already preparing for Saturday’s game against Villarreal at El Madrigal.
Question
Which debut do you expect more? That of Bale or Ozil?

Guy u funny... "Ta lo wa ja fun best rapper.. Best rapper bawo"?? "The Game" needs olamide jawe..

15yrs old daniel from benin intensionaly høoks up in the tire vacume of an Arik plan flying from benin 2 lagos, Daniel, who's intension was 2 fly abroad illegaly was disapointed when d plane landed at lagos from benin his home town. Technical experts said there is no scientific explanation 2 hw d lad managed 2 survive. It has been said dat d govt plans 2 award d lad a schoolarship...NIGERIANS WATS UR SAY

Nw i get.. It just an argument here.. That y must they God the father,God the son,and God the holy spirit. when been baptized

During baptism, it is believed that we have God the father, God the son, God the holy spirit... In quote "holy trinity"... I thought it shud be "holy unity" cos God is one.. Pls shed more light on this..

UEFA Final Torres Goal 60' Cardozo Pen 68' Ivanovic Winner 89' CL Final Mandzukic Goal 60' Gundogan Pen 68' Robben Winner 89