₦airaland Forum

do you offer swap?

I have Macbook M1, 13", 8/512

you listed 430k, and now 480k last.
Kwantinue

themosthigh:
Let me tell Nigerians the truth.

As long as you carry that worthless passport tied to a country that is poor, filthy, and savage, you will never be respected. Not abroad, not at home, not anywhere.

Imagine the shame in the 21st century, while other nations are building space stations, your villages are still being burned by armed bandits, your women are being dragged into forests to be raped like animals, and your government stands there, arms folded, counting money.

Imagine the disgrace: a country where human heads are sliced off like goats and sold to ritualists, not once in a blue moon, but every single day.

Imagine the horror: a country where cannibalism still exists, while the rest of humanity worries about climate change and colonizing Mars.

Imagine the stupidity: a nation whose people shine everywhere else — doctors, engineers, billionaires — yet at home they cannot even generate electricity for themselves or run clean water through a pipe.

Imagine the filth: a country whose biggest exports today are 419 scammers, drug mules, and sex workers. That is what the green passport is now associated with.

Imagine the barbarity: a land where thugs smash ballot boxes, politicians hire murderers, and elections are soaked in blood — where something as basic as standing in line to vote becomes a fight for survival.

And you dare ask why the world spits when they hear ‘Nigeria’? Why they double-check your passport at every airport? Why they look at you with suspicion?

The truth is brutal: You have built nothing, maintained nothing, fixed nothing.
The railways the colonialists left you are now iron skeletons rotting in the sun.
The roads are pothole graveyards.
The gutters of Lagos stink to the heavens.
The cities are cesspools of corruption and filth.
And yet you want ‘respect’?

Respect is not given to beggars or broken nations.
Respect is taken by power, by achievement, by dignity.
Nigeria today has none of these things. Until you fix your house, until you fix your disgrace, the world will see you not as equals, but as a punchline a sad, pathetic joke.

OK ChatGPT

Christianity says there’s only one God. But this one God exists as three person; Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Each is fully God, not a part of God, yet they’re distinct from each other. So, it’s one God, not three gods, but three persons who are all the same God.

A lot of stupid monkeys here... it's fine for Israel to break ceasefire but not Russia.

Bloody hypocrites

Starzo:
Your father's name

Pig

Igbo man arrested.

IGBO MAN.

SOUTHERNER

Starzo:
Wetin make your kin enter terrorism, banditry and mass kidnapping?, 72 virgins?

Useless northerners

Pig

A lot of stupid people here.

No wonder your kin are into YahooYahoo, Drug Peddling, Skull Mining, Prostitution, Child Factory, Cultism, Etc.

Stupid southerners.

Sobalim:
Northerners are dragging us backward. Nigeria needs to be divided

I am telling you, a common northerner loves a divided Nigeria more than you.

It's your leaders from the south and west that a preventing.

Myself, as a northerner will love to have Nigeria divided as soon as possible. It will affect you more.

1M

Genius move by Apple! Locking iPhone parts with Activation Lock makes theft pointless.

More brands should adopt this for security

What do you think?

500K bro

gabpaul:
Available

1M

1M

SeeWahala:
he says he is AN hustling STUDENT in HE badan and I am seeing NYSC folder on his (soon to be ex) laptop

Na wao

he get's a point there the "an" you're trying to clown him for.

normally yoruba pronounce hustling as "usling". so an is the correct article to use.

Bleep off

You didn't mention your price. Also, which M-series is that, M1 or M2?

If I buy second hand, will I be able to keep using the 38k monthly subs?

It seems everywhere in Nigeria is congested

Hello Nairalanders,

Any reliable cargo services here?

mostly will be making purchases from ebay?

You do USA?

gabpaul:
What's your offer

Do you offer swap?

I have M1 8GB/512GB

gabpaul:
Available

Final price?

Network locked or icloud locked

I won't.

500k

I dmed you, no reply boss

Skooltynz:
She is very bold, she no send una. whites have no room for hypocrisy they say it to your face.

Is she white?

Eat Junk Food, Shawarma

MadamVanessa:



I think he should Omit that Buhari from his name and only used Ahmed Bature. I find it so disturbing when I see rational humans bearing such a name only meant for dogs and dullàrds.

Bleep you Vanessa for insulting that name

Righteousness2:
What a Iniquity Soaked Generation.
JESUS WEPT

shut up you idiot