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last time i thot about having a drink




Wldy raise ur hands?

fare

Poor poor baby
They didnt deserve her
Just like they dont deserve the new one on the way
Hope the mother especially has learnt from the death of the first child

RIP baby.

nich:
Below are a few jokes i stole from somewhere. Should you have seen/read them somewhere before, biko still manage to donate your hahahahahaha hehehehehe guffar! 


Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"


Sharp man:
To surprise her husband an executive’s wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husband’s laps. In order to defend himself the husband said  “budget cut or no budget cut management must do something. I and my secretary cannot be sharing this office with just a single seat.


Pregnacy tests:
Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of two cities and she gave birth to twins. The second said his wife was reading the three musketeers and she gave birth to triplets. The third guy dropped his beer bottle and started running home. When they got to his house they saw him burning a book and they asked why. He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty thieves and she is pregnant……not in this house ……it can not happen!

I hope u found something that made u laugh. 

- gat me in stitches

Quite Sad

RIPP Gary

who needs boxers, when going commando is cheaper abeg no quote me o




Wld a pal say, enjoy ur evening l8rs.

Not ma cup of cocoa



Buy urself a trendy fitted shirt?

1994 i think




wldy have a barbecue?

something about night? tisha u see as ur student dey fail




elebe oru?

I kinda recognised u @ passport control or were u just stalking moi 

@op if only the volcano will stop erupting 





Wldy take a cruise

^^^ shlda known u only rounda corner ow is the precious one

Professor Gooda$$ class





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wldy speak a foreign language?

if dem give u chance u go know wetin i wan yarn


[size=3pt]me tinks im gonna really suck @ dis [/size]

INK HNK i is d twinny of the queen of undersea [size=5pt]where ma twinny @ gaaan e tey wey i see am[/size]

Alchy makes u go gaga




are u really fierce?

like what?



do mi do do re do mi (english plz)

lightwalk:
EHmmm. I won't say anything yet. Who wants me to give the answer?

u still searching 4 the truth

Whichever way u want it



Se Alufa o ni ri nkan so si yen

Gee 2 d Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ow is ur luvly self?

With that killer grin . . . . . just gat to like

Bolanle

who?

^^ Keep it up on the last one

dont tempt me





go on a long trip

Smile is the origin of a hearty laugh

me taking my leave?

Can u come to church to learn




Ni igbawo ni ma ko, se ti alufa ba n wasu?

body and soul

You just have to end a sentence with a you

are u signed up for that?