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Just For Laughs! by nich(m): 7:03pm On May 28, 2010 |
Below are a few jokes i stole from somewhere. Should you have seen/read them somewhere before, biko still manage to donate your hahahahahaha hehehehehe guffar! Liar: A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?" Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!" Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant. Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant. Chinese Adam & Eve: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten theSNAKE Chukky: Dad asked his son: whenever I beat you how do you stop your anger? Son replies: I start cleaning the toilet. Dad asked: How does that help you? Son: I clean it with your tooth brush. Sharp man: To surprise her husband an executive’s wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husband’s laps. In order to defend himself the husband said “budget cut or no budget cut management must do something. I and my secretary cannot be sharing this office with just a single seat. Cheats chat: Three pastors were discussing, one said his problem is stealing, he can not stop stealing from the church’s money and if his church members find out, it would be disastrous. The second pastor said his own problem is adultery, he had slept with almost every woman in the church both married and unmarried. His church members must not find out. The third pastor said his problem is that he can not do without gossiping, and everybody must know what he just found out. He then excused himself and immediately the other two pastors fainted. Pregnacy tests: Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of two cities and she gave birth to twins. The second said his wife was reading the three musketeers and she gave birth to triplets. The third guy dropped his beer bottle and started running home. When they got to his house they saw him burning a book and they asked why. He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty thieves and she is pregnant……not in this house ……it can not happen! I hope u found something that made u laugh. |
Re: Just For Laughs! by cbase: 7:29pm On May 28, 2010 |
here's ma hahhaaahhahahahhahahahahha heheheheheheheheheh ho heo hiohihohohohohohohoho nice jokes man |
Re: Just For Laughs! by Hadewunmee(f): 7:31pm On May 28, 2010 |
yeah, nich. it sure made me laugh, kee it coming, aight? cheers! |
Re: Just For Laughs! by Kunbee: 7:34pm On May 28, 2010 |
Some were stale, you can do better |
Re: Just For Laughs! by nich(m): 7:46pm On May 28, 2010 |
blood test: Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying? 1st Child: I came here for a blood test. 2nd Child: So? Are you afraid? 1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. At this, the second one started crying profusely. The first one was astonished. 1st Child: Why are you crying now? 2nd Child: I came for a urine test ! |
Re: Just For Laughs! by cbase: 7:57pm On May 28, 2010 |
Wee -wee don comot be dat |
Re: Just For Laughs! by Amigoz(f): 9:33pm On May 28, 2010 |
nich: - gat me in stitches |
Re: Just For Laughs! by U1(m): 1:43pm On May 29, 2010 |
Kunbee: Common, don't be a sadist? Even if it were to be true that some of the jokes are stale, no harm in donating a laugh . But if you believe that is too hard to do, you could as well reserve your comments. I may be stepping out of my boundary here, I'm sorry, I just thought I should let you know that that is not gentlemanly. |
Re: Just For Laughs! by tayoast(m): 1:49pm On May 29, 2010 |
as stale as these jokes are, NONE IS FUNNY!!! **no offense** |
Re: Just For Laughs! by Ben13: 2:01pm On May 29, 2010 |
Chinese Adam & Eve: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the SNAKE More of 'em, nich. |
Re: Just For Laughs! by Kunbee: 3:42pm On May 29, 2010 |
U1: *yawns* Are you through |
Re: Just For Laughs! by dani1luv: 3:45pm On May 29, 2010 |
:d |
Re: Just For Laughs! by EfemenaXY: 9:29pm On May 29, 2010 |
@Poster Thumbs up 2 u!! The Pregnancy Test joke was the best by a mile |
Re: Just For Laughs! by dani1luv: 2:56pm On May 30, 2010 |
:d |
Re: Just For Laughs! by Kunbee: 9:43pm On May 30, 2010 |
Error |
Re: Just For Laughs! by U1(m): 10:24am On May 31, 2010 |
Kunbee: You want some more? That should do for you if such is capable of making any impact on you. |
Re: Just For Laughs! by nich(m): 11:36am On May 31, 2010 |
cbase:thank you sir! Hadewunmee: glad u had a good one! Kunbee: ok! Amigoz: ah! stitches ke? glad u had a good one! tayo_ast: ok! Ben-10: yes sir! dani1luv: Efemena_xy: thanx! glad u had a good one! |
Re: Just For Laughs! by nich(m): 12:00pm On May 31, 2010 |
Here are some intellectual ones: hope y'all catch 'em! Glad to be drunk A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled." trying to prove a point A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this." She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around. She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?" He responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!" two in one grave A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'" water A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad, " "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." "Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad, " "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY, Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" "Five minutes later, "Daaaa-aaaad, " "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?" |
Re: Just For Laughs! by arokenny(m): 2:41pm On May 31, 2010 |
this jokes are really crazy i love them all. thumps up for the author |
Re: Just For Laughs! by nich(m): 10:51am On Jun 01, 2010 |
baby feeding: The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant, The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week." The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl's bosoms. He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on one n[size=2pt].[/size]ipple. "Young lady," he finally announced, "no wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven't any milk!" "Of course not!" she shrieked. "It's not my child, it's my sister's!" |
Re: Just For Laughs! by tayoast(m): 11:33am On Jun 01, 2010 |
^^ |
Re: Just For Laughs! by PaulBerry: 1:10pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
Nich, I just want to thank you for those funny stuffs, you are good man. |
Re: Just For Laughs! by PaulBerry: 1:21pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
Wat's Nich, You got me tearing out tears with those jokes, thanks for making my day. More of them please. |
Re: Just For Laughs! by nich(m): 2:23pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
tayo_ast: Paul Berry: Paul Berry: glad to know u had fun! |
Re: Just For Laughs! by hectorswag(m): 3:32pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
nich:Those two really got me cracking!! |
Re: Just For Laughs! by romsky: 4:14pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
nich: i dey steal am go fb 2morow if Ben no come again |
Re: Just For Laughs! by sylve11: 4:26pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
@ snitch u try wella |
Re: Just For Laughs! by nich(m): 6:12pm On Jun 01, 2010 |
hectorswag:take am easy o: no go break somethin! glad u liked them. romsky:no worry! my lawyer & accountant go come see you tomorrow. glad u liked it. sylve11:fanks! glad to know you liked them! |
Re: Just For Laughs! by Kunbee: 12:53am On Jun 02, 2010 |
nich: Useless doc |
Re: Just For Laughs! by StudioCFR(m): 11:18am On Jun 02, 2010 |
My 2007 joke. I still happy sey i get enough already wey people still fit steal from sha- |
Re: Just For Laughs! by sylve11: 12:40pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
Joke wen u still from ma archive. msssswww |
Re: Just For Laughs! by StudioCFR(m): 3:58pm On Jun 02, 2010 |
I no go waste my Time arguing with janitor like u |
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