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Driver Vs Conductor

A Taxi driver and his
conductor were both arguing
as to who was more brilliant.
Driver: You are very
illiterate,your ­­ dad must have
sold a cow to educate another
cow.

Conductor: Silly­! am morehttp://www.ajoworld.com/2013/03/jokes-driver-vs-conductor.html

A mathematics teacher stood
before a class of pupils n said
"it is time for calculation".
Knowing very well that Akpos, a
stubborn boy in the class who is
also empty headed when it comes to solving maths
questions was sleeping while
class was on going, he decided
to call him to answer his first
question. Maths Teacher: Akpos, Read more
www.ajoworld.com/2013/03/funny-akpors-mathematics-jokes.html?m=1

If you are a man and you want to live a long life,
please don't go near your woman's phone unless u have shock-absorbers ­ like me.
I just got home now and met my neighbour
(Emeka) crying like a baby, then we got talking.

Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau?

Emeka: Bros na Amaka o

Me: Chizoooooosu!!! ­ amaka don die?

Emeka: My brother had it been she even die self I
no go cry... this girl has finished me ooo

Me: Oya please calm down and tell me what
happened.


Emeka: Can you imagine Amaka that i have been paying
her school fees up to her final year now use
"idiot" to save my name in her phone....

Me: Mshhhhhhhhhhh na the idiot the pain you?
Even making you cry? you get time my brother... continue http://www.ajoworld.com/2013/03/weekend-joke-for-my-fellow-nigerians.html

Morning! Viewers, Most of us has been using this method to chat with their followers through 2go account. Before this can be done, you must Signup with a website that connect your 2go account to twitter and facebook.
Follow the below steps to get Started.

>> STEPS TO CONNECT YOUR TWITTER TO 2GO ACCOUNT

1. First of all Sign in to your twitter account, After that, Visit this website www.tweet.in click on the 'Sign in with Twitter' button.

2. After you had signed in, click on "Authorise Application" then Select your desirable Account to Use Gmail. I recommend using Gmail because, 2go uses Gmail account to connect. Therefore, select ' Gmxit' then fill in your Gmail details in the box provided. get the rest details @ http://www.ajoworld.com/2013/03/how-to-chat-with-your-twitter-friends.html

There was a restaurant where Emeka always
eat, and each time he's
eating, this white man always come in and eat,
and when the
white man finshed eating, he always shout
"HEY". Emeka always wonder what make the white
man shout like that, so one day, he
decided to eat what the white man always eat... Read More [url] www.ajoworld.com/2013/03/todays-joke.html [/url]

Recently, Blogger added extra security when configuring a blog using a custom domain.You know need to setup two CNAME values in the DNS settings of your domain for Blogger to recognize your custom domain settings.Personally, I purchase all my domains with godaddy.com but let's assume for now that you have purchased a domain with 1and1.com and you would like to setup...Read more http://princeajoworld..com/2013/03/how-to-redirect-1and1-domain-to-your.html

Roman Catholic cardinals will begin election of a new pope on 12 March, the Vatican has announced after 115 cardinals gathered for talks. Pope Benedict XVI stepped down last month after nearly eight years in office, becoming the first pope to resign in 600 years. The 85-year-old... Read More http://www.princeajoworld..com/2013/03/election-for-new-pope-to-begin-on.html

A coalition contractor in eastern Afghanistan was killed Friday when people wearing Afghan National Army uniforms turned their weapons against International Security Assistance Force members, ISAF said. The coalition has been working to thwart "insider" or "green-on-blue" attacks - Read More at http://www.princeajoworld..com/2013/03/1-killed-in-afghan-attack.html

‎1.If you want a very patient Man,
date an Arsenal fan.
2. If you want a humble Man
date
a Liverpool fan.
... 3. If you want a Man that will
spend Money on you anyhow
and later dismiss u, date a
Chelsea
fan.
4. If you want a Man that will do
anything to make U win your
goals in life. Date a Man U fan.
5. If you want a Man that has
everything in Life and still wants
more, date a Barca fan.!
So, Men which fan are you?
And Ladies which fan would you
rather date?
Source http://princeajoworld..com/2013/03/football-jokes.html

Due to Everton progressing to the FA Cup
Quarter Final which will be
played on the 9th of March, Arsenal home
game against the merseyside
club has been rescheduled. The fixture will now take place as shown
below Arsenal v Everton
Tuesday, April 16*
Kick Off: 7.45pm
Emirates Stadium should Everton progress to the FA Cup semi
final to be played on
Sunday, April 14, then the above match will be
played on Wednesday,
April 17 - kick off
7.45pm.

Source: www.arsenalgist.com/2013/02/arsenal-vs-everton-postponed.html?m=1