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[img]http://3.bp..com/-W6UHjuPOW6U/UslEPET-xbI/AAAAAAACYDQ/ze34dPV1D9M/s400/ramsey-nouah-612x300.jpg[/img] Celebrities have started sharing their rags2riches story to inspire people who look up to them. In a new interview, actor Ramsey Noah recalled the years before the fame and money. "Those were the times when things got really bad for my mother and I and we had nothing. It was so bad that we didn’t have a home or shelter to live in. We had to stay in a store, a small store that could take only one mat. My mother and I squeezed ourselves in that mat. We didn’t even have a cup to drink water not to talk of a stove to cook. And my mother had to borrow, beg and stuff like that. These were moments when I was young I didn’t realize the gravity of poverty we were in, I couldn’t tell. But it was a good orientation for me. It was moments that I thank God for making me past through, because that has sustained and helped me even as an actor. The ability to deliver all the roles they give me because I have tasted both sides of the coin." Ramsey said. Tell us about your growing up? My growing up was like tasting the two sides of a coin. When I said tasting the two sides of a coin; I mean tasting being a rich man and a poor man. I grew up with my mother, and with a silver spoon, I had it all. When I began to realize that I had good things to show off, everything disappeared. We started from grace to grass; that has helped me a lot because it totally balanced the equation of life. It gives me confidence in all spheres. For instance, I can hang out with the enlightened or the rich. I can mingle with them very easily without any complication or complex whatsoever. Also, if it is the low class or poor people, I can mingle very easily with them. I can eat a fantastic dinner in a huge, expensive restaurant and I can go eat amala at a buka and I would not feel anything. I don’t care being a popular actor or a role model. I am a role model to everybody. Are you saying that fame has not denied you anything in life? It has denied me a few, but it has not denied me being as natural as I want to be. I won’t let that happen. It has happened to some of my colleagues. Fame has taken them away from what they wanted to do or be. There was a time I went to a bank to pay my NEPA bill and I was wearing a short and T-shirt, because it was on Monday morning somebody came down and said ‘Ramsey Noah, you are a role model, you shouldn’t have been wearing this’. I didn’t take it likely with him. With all these experiences, what has life taught you? Life has taught me never to look down on anybody because the person you disregard might just be your saviour tomorrow. I realized that all my mother’s property was washed away by rain. We couldn’t sleep all through the night because of the flood. It was really terrible. Like I said, it is a life lesson. Is there anything that can make you cry or shed tears after all you passed through? Yeah, those moments; those terrible moments when we had nothing and we were living off people. People were just helping us out. There were times we didn’t have food to eat three or four days. You haven’t eaten and your stomach is rumbling but you don’t have any place to go. There was a time I lived on the street, in shops. There was a time I slept under the bridge. It was unfortunate that there were no records so that we can have memories we could play back now. To me, I am so extremely grateful that I went through it. At that time I hated everybody around me. In fact, I used to question why God was doing this to me. But I think God knew that I needed this for my future. - Source : http://www.ajoworld.com/2014/01/interview-day-i-slept-under-bridge.html#more |
amokejoe: Watch and download from http://www.ajoworld.com/2013/08/new-music-davido-skelewu.htmlPls admin remove this post i tried to remove it since i can't upload the music but i can't |
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[img]http://1.bp..com/-vI76LmaJ81U/Ugqfk0097oI/AAAAAAAAEl4/Z6MWS_OGW_8/s400/pi.jpg[/img] Indonesia’s police have arrested a 29-year-old Philippians woman for killing and eating humans. This woman has killed and eaten more than 30 girls and many other humans including her husband and had kept their meat in her refrigerator. This cannibal female had said, that she arranged many parties for her friends and relatives, to whom she had cooked and served human meat, without their knowledge. Her guests had said, that her food tasted very delicious. Wonder shall never end.... [img]http://1.bp..com/-CmlXVz2lUmY/Ugqflm987HI/AAAAAAAAEl8/LD213VSpanc/s400/pii.jpg[/img] - See more at: http://www.ajoworld.com/2013/08/photo-see-29-year-old-woman-who-eat.html#sthash.pHKORfAY.dpuf |
fr3do: When he dies,his coffin will be chained.no its the spirit that they wil detain lolz.... |
[img]http://1.bp..com/-5UTK9PvwfvI/UfreBPiuaOI/AAAAAAAAkmo/wuO5KE-3YME/s400/article-2382530-1B1A6652000005DC-785_634x377.jpg[/img] 3 girls who went missing 10 years ago were found locked in the basement of this man named Ariel Castro, they were kidnapped, raped and chained to a pole for 10 years. One of them even gave birth Amanda Berry, 26, went missing in 2003 when she was 16 Gina DeJesus, 23,disappeared when she was aged 14 in 2004 Michelle Knight, 32, disappeared in 2000 when she was 20 After pleading guilty to 937 counts including kidnapping, rape and murder, Ariel Castro was today sentenced to 1,000 years in prison for holding the three Cleveland women hostage as pictures emerged of the House of Horrors where he repeatedly sexually, physically and emotionally abused them over the course of a decade. Other horrific details of the women's ordeal had already emerged, including tales of being chained to poles in the basement or a bedroom heater or inside a van, with one woman forced to wear a motorcycle helmet while chained in the basement and, after she tried to escape, having a vacuum cord wrapped around her neck. Castro repeatedly starved and beat one of the victims each time she was pregnant, forcing her to miscarry five times. He forced the same woman on threat of death to safely deliver the child he fathered with another victim on Christmas Day 2006. The same day, prosecutors say, Castro raped the woman who helped deliver his daughter. Pictures of dirty mattresses draped in chains were shown as Burke explained it was from the room Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight lived. Authorities also found a 'significant amount' of cash in a washing machine in the basement, the same room as the pole the women were chained to while he raped them. On occasion, Castro would throw the money at the women after sexually abusing them and require they pay him to pick up any special items for them when he left the house, the agent said. He would also force them to hold a gun to his head and dare them to shoot him in a sick game of Russian Roulette Castro shocked the packed courtroom by stating there was 'a lot of harmony' in the house and denied raping them. He claimed none of them were virgins when he abducted them. [img]http://3.bp..com/-nFAZuGwTh7w/Ufrg7yE_w2I/AAAAAAAAkm4/ZeJbqm6HKcI/s400/article-2382323-1B176FC5000005DC-154_634x221.jpg[/img] The 53-year-old blamed his behavior on the violence he suffered as a child and his addiction to porn. As usual, they always blame it on something ..1000 years means even after his death, his ghosts will continue the sentence..Wow sound pretty good right? - See more at: http://www.ajoworld.com/2013/08/meet-man-who-sentenced-to-1000years-in.html |
[img]http://4.bp..com/-ysUOUPcK9-o/UcS0rUSBmeI/AAAAAAAByck/5urfmzqd_VA/s1600/GLO+BOUNCE+CAMPAIGN+CONCERT+LAUNCH+-+ABUJA+BILLBOARD+%5B5m+x+10m%5D+eg+-+120613-01.jpg[/img] Abuja shutdown! #Gloslidenbounce tour hits Abuja in a few hours with P-Square, MI, Omawumi, Waje, Lynxxx, Burna Boy, Bez and more. The tour is strictly by invitation. Follow the hashtag #Gloslidenbouncetour and @GlobacomLimited to win invites! Source www.ajoworld.com/2013/06/glo-bounce-concert-hits-abuja-tomorrow_22.html
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Eve4: Abeg abeg ah wetin sef? Mtchew * continue my cookin jare*What re u cooking am hungry... #winks |
big-t:How dnt get u |
[img]http://3.bp..com/-kXfxTPrHtEI/UcS6QGBNB_I/AAAAAAAByc0/t88tzlnYeYw/s400/article-2346027-1A7197A7000005DC-155_634x819.jpg[/img] [img]http://4.bp..com/-svelqA9ubYU/UcS9-mmsigI/AAAAAAABydE/JUnZsMF_tRY/s400/kkperfume.jpg[/img] The new baby's name is really North West. A copy of the birth certificate has surfaced online see the bigger version [img]http://2.bp..com/-kXfxTPrHtEI/UcS6QGBNB_I/AAAAAAAByc4/r2AV2m4rHK0/s1600/article-2346027-1A7197A7000005DC-155_634x819.jpg[/img] souce: http://www.ajoworld.com/2013/06/kim-and-kanyes-daughters-birth.html |
Contemporary sculptor Daniel Edwards unveiled his newest work on the 6th of June, a life-sized figure of the 32-year-old reality star, titled “L.A. Fertility.” Daniel encourages those that visit the LAB ART Gallery in Los Angeles, where the piece is currently on display, to rub the statue’s bare belly for good luck. https://www.hollyscoop.com/sites/hollyscoop.com/files/styles/node_article_full/public/p17sd4s3ss1qf71l08cvjgs813i34.jpg?itok=rXFXbUlQ Like the breadth of Daniel’s work, the sculpture isn’t just a commentary on the public’s fascination-borderline-obsession with celebrities’ private lives, particularly pregnancy, but also a commentary on the criticism she’s endured over her current weight gain. https://www.hollyscoop.com/sites/hollyscoop.com/files/wenn20349614.jpg “People tend to look at the parts, like the creases in her armpits, or how she wore a dress that makes her look like a killer whale,” he told Los Angeles magazine. “I’m stripping it of the details people get stuck on, so they can see the beauty.” Much of Daniel’s artwork is celebrity-driven and tabloid-inspired. He first made a splash in the arts scene when he debuted a nude of Britney Spears giving birth to her son (she was pregnant with Sean Preston at the time) on a bearskin rug, a statue of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding, and a piece called “Paris Hilton Autopsy,” which had the heiress splayed in a sexually-charged position. source http://www.ajoworld.com/2013/06/nude-pregnant-kim-kardashian-statue.html |
https://media.hollyscoop.com/sites/hollyscoop.com/files/styles/main_pic/public/p17q86o59i1cum1cef1cequkkbo85.png Justin Bieber, who is only 19-years-young is drinking a beer! OMG! Bieber, clearly not understanding the legal drinking age in the Americas (which is a strict 21-years-old!) was caught abusing the power of the South African 18-year-old drinking age and slurped on a cold one much to the chagrin of his PRE-PUBESCENT Instagram followers! Bieber licks his lips with carbonated glee as he grips an Amstel Light, a beer popular with women who want to watch their figure but also appear like “one of the guys.” “Beers in the jungle” Bieber captioned the photo. Justin also posted photos of elephants from the same jungle with captions like, “In the wild” and “God is good.” Do you know what isn’t good!? UNDERAGE DRINKING! #DARE Here’s a sampling of some of the comments left by his fans: “Ew that prob taste like sh*t” “OMG Justin You drink beer?” “I saw your movie and I looked up to U, but how am I supposed to do that when you are drinking and getting new tattoos?” “Oh my God don’t get drunk” Hopefully Justin Bieber gets his act together before he does something worse, like drive without a seatbelt, eat before swimming or WORSE, stay up past his bedtime!!!! Source: www.ajoworld.com/2013/05/under-aged-justin-bieber-caught.html?m=1 |
[img]http://1.bp..com/-8I9nvCQZgdE/UYfNdTt13BI/AAAAAAABqX4/hdeRC7oEnZk/s640/600-Chris-Brown-Rihanna-013013-jpg_144202.jpg[/img] Chris Brown confirmed the break up in an interview with Kyle and Jackie O explaining, “The way I look at it is… I’m always going to love that person, but people have differences, and people have different wants and needs.” “At the end of the day she’s a young girl. I can’t really be focused on wife-ing somebody that young… and I’m young too.” “I just got to step forward and be a man and be the best Chris Brown I can be instead of worrying about whoever else is going to be in my side pocket.” source: http://www.ajoworld.com/2013/05/chris-brown-confirms-rihanna-break-up.html |
https://liveofofo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/00038.jpg A 31-year old woman has been arraigned before Apapa Magistrate’s court, Lagos State, southwest Nigeria, for allegedly burning her friend’s breast over suspicion that her friend was secretly sleeping with her lover. The incident happened at Railwayline, Ijora Badia where both friends live. Miss Ifeoma Nwosa allegedly assaulted Blessing Amade by hitting her with fist blows severally and using a burning firewood to assault her right breast during the fight. Blessing’s breast was badly burnt and she was rushed to Apapa General Hospital, Lagos where she is being treated. It was gathered that Ifeoma, who suspected Blessing of dating her lover, had confronted her on several occasions. But Blessing denied the affair. On the day the incident happened, Ifeoma who had gone out was tipped off by her neighbours that Blessing had slept again with her boyfriend. When Ifeoma confronted Blessing, an aurgument ensued between them during which Blessing warned her to stop accusing her about such a thing and that if she wanted to keep her boyfriend, she should control him and not her. This angered Ifeoma who allegedly attacked and rained several blows on Blessing and also took a burning firewood and burnt her breast. The matter was reported at Ijora Police Division and Ifeoma was arrested and charged to court under the Criminal Code. She is now facing a three-count charge of assault occassioning harm and inflicting grievous injury on Blessing. When the charge was read to her, she pleaded not guilty. The presiding Magistrate, Mr H.0. A. Amos granted her bail in the sum of N250,000 with two sureties in like sum. The matter was adjourned till 22 May, 2013. Ifeoma has been ordered remanded in prison custody pending when she will fulfill her bail condition. Source http://www.ajoworld.com/2013/05/jealous-woman-burns-friends-breast.html |
Jessicanoble: Mehn this guys are living large ohi tell u no be small enjoyment |
Joshua Iniyezo, popularly known as Solidstar yesterday May 3rd acquired the 2013 Infiniti JX35 for N7million. The singer who is known for his Omotena and One in a Million hit singles got himself two plots of land worth over N30m in the Festac area of Lagos a few months back. I see he's balling! See more photos >>>http://www.ajoworld.com/2013/05/photos-solidstar-acquires-2013-infiniti.html
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lolz...concede wat? |
OVER SABI is when Real Madrid and Barcelonaclaim to be the best team in the world; OVER SABI is when FA ban Suarez for 10 matches and gave Defoe just a yellow card for the same offence; OVER SABI is when LewanGoalski scores 4 goals against Madrid and is still hungry for more; OVER SABI is when Bayern Munchen scored 55 goals in their last nine matches and conceived juxt seven; OVER SABI is when Messi is injured andstill played against Bayern; OVER SABI is when Golden Eaglet scored 16 goals in their last three matches and conceived just three goals;OVER SABI is when Guardiola have Manzukic, Gomes, Pizarro, Ribery, Robben and still want Gotze and Lewandoski, he wan beat everybodi for next season?; OVER SABI is when you read all this and u're unable to add your. www.ajoworld.com |
OVER SABI is when Real Madrid and Barcelonaclaim to be the best team in the world; OVER SABI is when FA ban Suarez for 10 matches and gave Defoe just a yellow card for the same offence; OVER SABI is when LewanGoalski scores 4 goals against Madrid and is still hungry for more; OVER SABI is when Bayern Munchen scored 55 goals in their last nine matches and conceived juxt seven; OVER SABI is when Messi is injured andstill played against Bayern; OVER SABI is when Golden Eaglet scored 16 goals in their last three matches and conceived just three goals;OVER SABI is when Guardiola have Manzukic, Gomes, Pizarro, Ribery, Robben and still want Gotze and Lewandoski, he wan beat everybodi for next season?; OVER SABI is when you read all this and u're unable to add your. More @ www.ajoworld.com |
Three men were in a hospital visiting room, waiting for their pregnant wifes who where in labour at the labour room. Minutes later, a nurse came and asked; Who is mr Timi that works with three crowns milk? Mr Timi said; it's me, the nurse said; Congratulation sir, your wife has just given birth to triplate. The nurse went in, came out again and asked; Who is mr Dan that works with 7up bottling company? Mr Dan said; it's me, the nurse said; Congratulation sir, your wife has just delivered 7 babies. As the nurse went inside, the third man (akpors) who works with "33" lagar beer took to his heels. For more jokes visit www.ajoworld.com |
amokejoe: yanx manwanted to rite tanx man |
SOMMADY:yanx man |
Studio CFR: Are u in anyway related to El guapo?No y ask? |
Studio CFR: @questionMy friend use ur head i posted dis since on my site just wanted 2 share 4 fun may be u re de copy cat |
Whos is the dumbest? (1) A Ugandan who goes to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. (2) A Nigerian who removes his shoes to enter a taxi (3) A Kenyan who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he has slept (4) A Tanzanian who watches news on tv and waves at a news reader (5) A Zambian nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient simply because he forgot to give him sleeping pills (6) A South African who lowers his tv volume because he wants to read a text message (7) A Ghanian who sprays him self doom to chase away mosquitoes ( A Zimbabwenean who polishes hisshoes to take a passport size photo... (9) A Benin man who sold his TV just to buy DVD (10) An Ethopian who is in his house holding an Umbrella while it is raining outside For mor jokes visit www.ajoworld.com |
tanx @ll |
3 guys missed exam because they didn't read. So they Came up with a plan. Got themselves very dirty using grease then went to see the Dean. Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it for the exam. We attended a wedding on our way back the car broke down thus we're so dirty. The Dean understood and gave them 3 days to prepare. After 3 days they went to the Dean, they were very ready for the exam because this time they studied real hard. The Dean put them in 3 separate classes. There were only 4 questions on the exam paper. 1 Who was getting married ? (25mrks). 2 Where was the reception ? (25mrks). 3 What colour was the groom's suit ? (25mrks). 4 What type of car broke down ? (25mrks). Good luck!!! Your answers shuld be the same....else....... for more Jokes visit www.ajoworld.com |
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT AKPOS. Akpos can answer a missed call. Government of Nigeria pay taxes to Akpos. Nasa's rocket engine has been copied from Akpos' motorcycle. If you say,"No one is perfect", Akpos takes this as a personal insult. Akpos can make onions cry.read more @ www.ajoworld.com/2013/03/jokes-crazy-things-about-akpors.html/ |
![]() Two little boys stole a bag of orange from their neighbour & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot" One of them suggested the nearby cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate' but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag . Few minuets latter a drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: "One for me, one for u. "One for me, one for u" He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest. "Father father pls come with me come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery." They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you., one for me, one for you.. Suddenly the voice stop counting and says: " Hey, What about the two at the gate?" on hearing this The priest and the drunkard took to their heels,, the priest almost pass the church gate !!! shouting we are not dead yet oooo…. For more of this kind of jokes visit www.ajoworld.com |
AKPORS ON CNN!! CNN REPORTER: Mr. Akpors, how do you feel about the fact that a white man was the first man on the moon? AKPORS: You whites you think you are clever, a black man will be the first man on the SUN!.. REPORTER: but, that is ridiculous,.... Read the rest @ http://www.ajoworld.com/2013/03/jokes-akpors-on-cnn.html |
A man who was looking for a job? He noticed there was an opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill. Apparently their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for a few days. He was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a secret, and no one would be the wiser, thanks to a very fine gorilla suit. The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man decided to do it. He tried on the suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla. They led him to the cage; he took a position at the back of the cage and pretended to sleep. But after a while,.... Read the rest @ http://www.ajoworld.com/2013/03/jokes-okechukwu-and-lion.html |
Good day my wonderful readers and fellow bloggers today i will be showing you easy tips to follow in order for you to get approved by Google Adsense. First of all let us know what Google Adsense is all about. Google AdSense is a free, simple way for website publishers of all sizes to earn money by displaying targeted Google ads on their websites. AdSense also lets you provide Google search to your site users, while earning money by displaying Google ads on the search results pages. Google launched its AdSense program in March 2003 and made it public in June of that year. So how can i show Google Advert on my Site? Before Google can start showing targeted ads on your site you need to apply for Google Adsense How do I apply for Google Adsense? to apply for Google Adsense Goto Google Adsense Sing Up page Before you apply for Google Adsense you have to;Make sure that your site comply to their Privacy Policy Program Make sure your that Blog/Website is more than 4-7 weeks old Make Sure that you have more than 7 Unique Post in your Blog/Site Make sure that you do not have any other ads running on your Blog/Site, many people always ignore this tip but Google will not approve you if they find out that you have other ads running on your Blog/Site. you can remove it then after they have accepted you then you can add it back Make sure you do not post Copyrighted content like pictures, and post Avoid copy and paste, most bloggers don't know how to create their own post they always copy from other the worst part is that they even copy the person's name which is to bad so before you apply for Google Adsense. If you follow the above steps you will be approved by Google easily without stress. Have any Question or Suggestion to make Drop it in the comment box. Thanks and God Bless. www.ajoworld.com/2013/03/how-to-get-approved-by-google-adsense.html?m=1 |
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.......nyc joke....rilly enjoyed it......
A Zimbabwenean who polishes his