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Jokes EtcRe: The Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by Ampeaceful(op): 10:00am On Jan 03, 2013
@babarazy why??
Jokes EtcThe Funniest Barber....!!!lol!!! by Ampeaceful(op): 9:02am On Jan 03, 2013
In one small town a man opened a barbin salon,beside d shop is a bus-stop..people waitin 4 a bus go behind d shop 2 ease themselves..this thereby generates a very bad odour which d barber culd not bear any longer..since he's not always in his shop 2 knw when people go there 2 urinate he decided 2 buy a signboard...he wrote''PLEASE DO NOT URINATE HERE''...Stil they ignored this....he used so many styles 2 write tryin 2 stop them 4rm urinatin there all these in vain. He thought 4 a while dust those ones...n wrote '''PLEASE UR URINE IS NEEDED URGENTLY HERE BY A NATIVE DOCTOR''' and he used red piece of cloth n tie it round..if they go there n see dat they flee immediately..n nobody goes there again 2 urinate.....LOL!!!
Jokes EtcA Father And His Child!!!! by Ampeaceful(op): 8:13am On Jan 03, 2013
A father n his son were watchin a movie,his phone rang n he got up 2 pick his cal,as he was goin 2wards his phone his son startd shoutin '''daddy..see pu**y,daddy...see pu**y.the father shoutd ''WHAT!!!!'OMG!! where is it?? Where is it?? And d son pointd @ a woman wif his cat crossin d road. The father *gav a sigh of relief* n said my son pls whenever u say dat...dn't 4get 2 add CAT pls dn't giv me HBP...
Christianity EtcRe: To End This Argument About Hell by Ampeaceful(f): 11:36pm On Dec 31, 2012
Hell accordin 2 sm ppl is a place where God torments sinners 4eva..........let's take this illustratn...;;;,;There are 3 good friends who live in d same apartment..they r vry 9ice 2 eachother n they trust eachother but 1 day a visitor came stayd wif them 4 smtym,durin his stay in a 9t 1 of these 3 friends went inside d visitor's room n stole #50,000 4rm d visitor's bag....D followin mornin d visitor left wifout checkin his bag b/c he had trust in them wen he left d 1 dat stole d money gav each of d remain 2 #10,000 n they collectd after sm days d visitor cam back summond them n ask who stole d money d 2 innocent men sincerely admittd not 2 b d 1 whil d other dat stole d money denied.....so,d man sue 3 of them Nw in d court 3 of them r facin d judge/lawyer...d judge ask severally who stole d money later d 1 dat stole it admittd dat he's d 1....... this moment wat do u think d judge wuld do?? Is it not 2 punish d culprit n lock him in up prisonhuhbut d judge askd him this'''after stealin d money did u giv some 2 ur brothershuh?n he said YES!nw d judge said '''since u gav sm 2 ur brothers they r d one 2 b punishd.....u go home but ur brothers wil b sent 2 life imprisonment wif hard labour''' Nw wuld u eva think d judge has any sign of justice n love in this casehuhhuh? The bible says @1john4:8'God is love' ,;Deu.32:4 n psalms37:28 declare God as a lover of justice.... Nw Do u think it's reasonable in our part 2 ever think dat God can toture his creature in fire 4evahuh Remember Adam n Eve were d first sinners, despite d fact dat they were perfect..they disobeyd n sinnd against God...there's NO place in d bible dat says they're being totured 4eva..if God allowed them 2 die wifout tormentin them 4eva despite dat they're d chief sinners...do u think he'll nw allow sinners 2day whom they passd imperfectn 2....2 b tormentd 4evahuh?? Of course NO!! Romans6:23 says d wages of sin is death....when 1 dies he/she has payed 4 his sins....but there's when sm1 sin against d holy spirit.................I wnt u 2 keep this @ d back of ur mind dat '''God does not and will never torment anybody in hellfire according 2 His word d BIBLE''' if u hav any questn or wuld like us 2 discuss more 4rm d bible message me.....
Jokes EtcRe: Which Of These Is D Hardest 2 Find In 9ja(a) Virgin at 20 (B)Jobs (c)true Luv by Ampeaceful(f): 9:36am On Dec 18, 2012
I think its job cuz u can't knw evrythin abt evrybdy,a virgin wuldn't cm 2 u 2 tel u she is likewise sm1 in true luv. U only knw wat u've seen n heard wat abt wat u've not seen n heard....

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