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Why this woman dey talk like persin wey no go school?? Isn't it obvious why??

I rem back in the early 90s when it was the craze to work in video club.....i use to admire them and their uniform, colourful t-shirt and black trousers. Thank God i left Lagos to Abuja and got a much better job with FG.

AsomughaChuks02:
Asaba doesn't do sit at home. Why will the traders want to go there and not observe monday sit at home but insist on observing it in Onitsha?

Have you forgotten the monday sit at home is out of fear for their lives as they had been threatened by all manner of scallywags and rogues under the guise of MASSOB and BIAFRA?

Imindmybusiness:
Somalian, Nigerian and Indian scammers in the mud soon. ICE part 2 loading.

Including Russians, Ukrainians, Ghanians...

jattopeter:
My brother that's all that matters .

Make Hakimi and his band of towel snatchers be content with their towels.

brain54:
What about that Ghana referee...



Morroco using laser pointers. They no try at all.


Very shitty behavior!

USD 15,000 for the use of laser pointers by Moroccan supporters during the match

Now wey pikin don disobey papa, THE TRUTH has started to come out. See these politicians...their nemesis is drawing close. Make we dey look.

Karlovich:
He's same age with Amoda Yekini

Una no dey forget

For the singular fact that she preferred her daughter to live with her grandparents instead of her is enough red flag.....yet you still chook head.

Haba! Na wetin be dis? Anyway, its easy to know house wey dem build for yahoo boys.

FalseProphet1:
I see FIFA's clarification on Nigeria being announced by next month. I see Nigeria going to the world cup.

This I have seen.

Our Super Eagles were suppose to be winning matches and not messing up. We underrated other countries and assumed a place in the World Cup is our birthright. Lamba! We dont deserve a place in the World Cup.

Truthfully, between the two most powerful men in the world, I fear Xi Jinping more than Trump. The former has the tendency to do more damage than the latter.......and i will tell you why

Trump is older by 7 years (He is 79)
Trump's term of office ends Jan 2029 (Xi Jinping has been Gen Secretary of the Communist Party since 2012 aka President for Life)
Trump makes lots of noise when carrying out action (Xi Jinping and his Chinese brothers and sister are quietly taking over economic and financial powerbases in Africa and Asia-Have you ever asked who owns the Biggest bank in Nigeria-Opay?)

I am so so happy for her! Its always great when the good guy wins!

When megalomaniacs like Wike start talking like this, dem don dey prepare for their exit

HacheNoire:
Why I respect Ikwerre men!

One of the realest class of men on Earth!

Born to be warriors! Against all odds, they are the class of men that will stand their ground irrespective of the force against them.

I studied those peeps for a long time. They never retreat!

So you Oga knows this? Wonderful!!!!

adeoyekay:
The truth must be told the officiating really favoured Nigeria today

But look at the stats naaaa.

This baba doesnt know that green symbolizes nature, growth, prosperity, fertility. Anyway, i believe he used this criterion as it eliminates many nations from: Africa, Middle-East, Asia, Latin America......anyway im lnow why shaaa

ahmedio2017:
Ode
What of Saudi Arabia and Turkey

Truly, a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

CyynthiaKiss:
No Islamic country made it to top 15.

Just jihad in the morning, sharia in the afternoon, terrorism at night..

Gbam!

When i hear the amount of money certain people embezzle STEAL with such impunity amazes me. Imagine being a custodian of Law and order and yet.....na you be one of the biggest criminals. Buhari was just a BIG F00L

Haa! The money wey Abacha tiff no dey finish?? :oSince Obj time dem dey release the money......

Thundafireseun:
What is the difference between Rivers state and Delta state??

Politics in Nigeria is the same everywhere… There is Godfather in the North ask around… You don’t go out into the streets and bite your Godfather unless you’re a wicked ungrateful wizard

Odili to Amaechi to Wike to Sim. ...how many successors remained sub-servant to their predecessors?? The role of godatherism in politics only favours a 0.01% which doesnt work for the masses. The rate at which Wike is going, he is gonna have way too many enemies that his nuisance level will peak and he will become a liability. Make Tinubu secure 2027 fess. How can you compare the North to the South? A region where poverty and religion have been weaponized?

BodyCount:
Mossad terrorists infiltrated it and are sponsoring some unpatriotic thugs to cause mayhem...

JUST AS SOME EVIL POLITICIANS AND OPPOSITIONS INFILTRATED ENDSARS PEACEFUL PROTESTERS...

Iran should by all means contain these thugs and terrorists using the protest as a means to
-Steal
-Loot
- And destroy public properties
You can't expect any sensible government to watch irrational and evil sponsored thugs to break down the system.
I trust that Iran will triumph over these Mossad terrorists eventually.

Shey you are enjoying the benefits of going to bed with a full tummy and the freedom of surfing the internet and speaking freely abi? Kontinue typing rubbish and encouraging mental slavery

Gotocourt:
Islamic schools are been burnt down as that is were Islamic theocracy is used to brain wash the students.

Because they have now realized their leaders have used islam to enslave them.

Thundafireseun:
Seconded

Fubara is a green snake under the green grass

Modified: This is good news.
You don't fight the finger that made you.
Wike made Fubara despite the fact that his(Fubara) name still appears on EFCC's wanted list till today.
When someone in politics brings you to power, it's an honourable thing for you to be extremely loyal for future prospects.

If you understand the unique nature of godfatherism and politics in Rivers you will realize that even if Wike installed his son in office, all the werey rough fight will still happen. Even that Martin wey dey follow Wike without using his brain will behave worse. Do you know what it is to be Executive Governor of Rivers State?? Even principalities and powers recognize that office! You cant even begin to quantify the powers and resources in that office. Make una no forget say Sim know where all the bodies are buried. Secondly, Wike needs to realize that one day he will no longer be relevant in the scheme of things and after he has "completed" his assignemnt in Abuja, he will retire home to his palatial mansion on Ada George Road....He will age.....he will no longer be relevant in the scheme of things.....and the number of "Oga we came to greet you" will start to reduce...his children will have their own homes and will become visitors in Port harcourt. By the time you become know in the vilage as that old man that like trouble nobody go find you.

Everyday, Wike and his boastful mouth continue to convince Nigerians and the global village that democracy is NOR BEING PRACTISED IN NIGERIA. How can you as a service Minister in the FEC come out to air the skeletons in your Boss's cupboard?? This man has lost his mind. He was my governor for 8 years and i admire his boldness and capacity to deliver but all this tirade smacks of a man who has lost his grip of reality.

Fti bawo How

The script for the fall of a super power has long being written. Now its just being acted out. Ask the Romans, Persians, Babylonians, the Egyptian and even the Britsih. This is so true

Omo! Magnus don HAMMER!!!!. Finally Magus go fit raise im head again. We see Wike hand in this one. Make dem sha no fallout cos we will not hear the last of this one.

Solofresh2:
You talk life no be 1 + 1 = 2. CORRECT! Na 1 + 1 = "GO AND SETTLE AM FOR COURT!" Na so e dey.

"Favoured ones"? Brother, who be the favoured one? Na the one wey dey USE the fuckup turn am to fuel. The one wey fuckup don show for Google front page, but im bank account don hit seven digits. Dem no treat am, dem PAY am. Na so.

You talk say "if life wan treat your fuckup..." Abeg, make we no dey gentle. LIFE NO DEY TREAT FUCKUP. LIFE DEY AUCTION AM. The highest bidder shame, money, clout na im go carry am. You dey talk "messed up" like say na punishment. For some people, na BRANDING.
"Dust am and walk on"? My guy, you still dey 2005. New model na: "PACKAGE THE DUST, SELL AM AS LIMITED EDITION 'MY COME-UP STORY' NFT, THEN WALK ON WITH THE MONEY." You think say dem dey dust shame? Dem dey POLISH AND MONETIZE am.
You dey talk about watch your today, past, and tomorrow. WETIN YOU DEY WATCH? Na to dey DIRECT the film wey dey play! You be actor, producer, and marketer for your life movie. If scene bad, edit am, add soundtrack, sell am as "raw and real."
The "better things ahead" wey you dey yarn, na the same "better things" wey dey make person pour milk for bath-tub for Instagram. Tomorrow dey sweet, but TODAY'S TRENDING TAG NA IM DEY BUY TOMORROW'S RICE.
So your advice sweet for ear, but for this internet jungle, na survival of the SHAMELESS. The rule no be "watch your step." The rule na: "MAKE YOUR STEP SO LOUD AND DIRTY, EVERYBODY GO DEY FORCE TO WATCH."
Na why I talk am before: Do the worst, trend the hardest. Because for this life, na the noise wey you make dey determine your value. Silence na for cemetery.
If shit happen, no dust am... BAG AM, LABEL AM, SELL AM ONLINE.
Walk on with the proceeds.Simple.

Spoken like a true GenZ..... like you said, "If shit happen, no dust am... BAG AM, LABEL AM, SELL AM ONLINE."Truthfully you fit give your pikin dis advise?

DonroxyII:
It's Nothing My Brother!
Absolutely Nothing!

In the next Decades, Nobody would remember Tiwa Savage Nor Her Noodles again ....

Do you know Salawa Abeni ... Do you know she dated Barrister and Kollignton ... Do you care

Why ? Because there are alot of greater events occurring today than those Nonsenses ....

Kim kardashian fvcks Ray Jay and her pvnny is still out there but who cares ....

Same way next Gen Wouldn't care her Tiwa, Her Son and Her Sextape .... Only The Morality Police Of Her Civilisations(Her Present world) would Judge her Next Civilisations would be thinking about Projects to Mars, Sun, Moon, Techs and New Crops Of Stars ... Who is Tiwa ??

If you know how world works ... you won't disturb yourself too much !!

If Tiwa doesnt care about what Jamil grows up to see, why is she making efforts to wiipe her n00dles??

Zocalite:
All dis advice doesn't work in this years again, infact it's the money bringer now

Am not promoting it

But times have changed

Na pedophile, rapist, extremist, terrorists

But those things you mentioned no mean anything negative again

A few months ago, a young lady (cant rem her name the gist was also reported on nairaland) said she was lured into porn at the age of 19 as a way of making ends meet. she continued for years and became famous. Now that she has a son and has decided to settle down, she is begging the world to please delete all her x-rated videos so that her very young son doesnt grow up to watch them. Is that gonna be possible?? Last year in an interview, Rihana said she regrets many f00lish things she had done when she was much younger; just so her children dont grow up to see their mama "vital parts" in the open air. Many GenZ now go dey form "I no send i go do anything i like, its my body bl bla bla"......in their moments of regrets when their past stops them from making progress in this modern day world where the internet doesnt forget, you and I will not be there to cry with them and say "eh yaaaaaaa"....afterall olosho dey taya naaaa.